The stupidest thing you've heard someone say about a movie..

polkablues · November 19, 2005, 03:45:23 PM

Quote from: matt35mm on November 19, 2005, 03:08:18 PM
I'm still waiting for the truly plotless, abstract action film masterwork.

Rest assured, Luc Besson is getting there.

pete · November 19, 2005, 10:49:16 PM

I just saw like six great action films this month, all from Asia, and man I tells ya, Seven Swords is indeed such a film.

Reinhold · November 20, 2005, 09:52:02 PM

the guy who told me that kubrick was only good because he had a good editor is in my room right now, having a conversation with my room mate:

him: "it pisses me off that WB kills its shows like that"

my room mate: "yeah... i know! they have really good shows and then just take them off!"

him: "hey, do you remember that robocop show though? it was on at like 1 in the morning."

my room mate: "oh yeah, that was--"

him (cutting my room mate off): "it was awesome! he was such a badass in that! and the chick was hot, too."

my room mate: "yeah, man. it was awesome."

ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ · November 25, 2005, 01:17:59 PM

"I didn't like Eyes Wide Shut because it felt like nothing happened at all throughout the movie."

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"Boondock Saints is the quintessential guy movie."

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"I liked 40 Year Old Virgin mostly because of its character development."

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"Crash really made me think about... life. It was just... wow."

Ravi · November 25, 2005, 02:28:57 PM

Quote from: w a l r u $ on November 25, 2005, 01:17:59 PM
"Crash really made me think about... life. It was just... wow."

Anyone who uses "wow" as an adjective should be shot.

pete · November 25, 2005, 03:20:42 PM

you've obviously never seen the uncut version of Malena in which Monica Belluci gets fondled by little boys.

Pubrick · November 26, 2005, 12:22:41 AM

Quote from: w a l r u $ on November 25, 2005, 01:17:59 PM
"I didn't like Eyes Wide Shut because it felt like nothing happened at all throughout the movie."

goddamnit i should've used that.

Gamblour. · November 27, 2005, 10:11:00 AM

Quote from: Pubrick on November 26, 2005, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: w a l r u $ on November 25, 2005, 01:17:59 PM
"I didn't like Eyes Wide Shut because it felt like nothing happened at all throughout the movie."
goddamnit i should've used that.

You'd still have space to add "and Tom Cruise is glib." It would be a run-on, which they love.

hedwig · December 30, 2005, 10:47:28 PM

"hey have you seen this movie with two girls-- it's very OLD but good --The Shining?"

ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ · December 30, 2005, 11:35:55 PM

"Did this really happen?!" [in reference to Pearl Harbor]

"I thought the summary said this was supposed to be erotic." [in reference to Mulholland Drive]

"So they really WERE gay!" [in reference to the school shooters in Elephant]

I Don't Believe in Beatles · January 02, 2006, 03:08:13 AM

"I couldn't tell Kong apart from the other animals."

Anonymous Joe · January 02, 2006, 03:41:44 AM

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"Wait.. so.. theres a Vice President?"- some girls behind me while watching a scene from The Day After Tomarrow where they announce the Presidents death.

ShanghaiOrange · February 07, 2006, 06:52:46 PM

A girl at my work described Brokeback Mountain as being "very intense. There's a lot of 'peenys' in it. The sex scenes are very 'poundy'."

squints · February 07, 2006, 08:45:42 PM

Quote from: ShanghaiOrange on February 07, 2006, 06:52:46 PM
The sex scenes are very 'poundy'."

HAhAHAHaha

I Don't Believe in Beatles · March 05, 2006, 09:53:10 PM

My dad, as Phil Hoffman won: "One good role in his entire career and he wins, and he hasn't even done anything good before."