The stupidest thing you've heard someone say about a movie..

Started by CollinBullock, March 29, 2003, 02:00:00 PM

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El Duderino

i know people like that....i hate people like that....i avoid people like that
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Vile5

almost the same:
i know people like that, i get bored with people like that, i avoid people like that
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Thrindle

Quote from: Vile5i know people like that, i get bored with people like that, i avoid people like that

I think most Xixaxers agree with you on this one.  I know I do.
Classic.

Myxo

"I liked it. You don't need a good story for the movie to be good!"

ono

Quote from: Myxomatosis"I liked it. You don't need a good story for the movie to be good!"
Problem is, this is a valid observation.  Though for the reasons this person said it, it was probably way off.

coffeebeetle

Against my better judgement I went to Blockbuster last night.  I pick up So Close to Paradise (Japanese) and the girl at the counter says: "You know that's in subtitles, right?"

"Yes," I reply.

"Just checking, because I hate subtitles."
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Alethia

Quote from: El Duderinoi know people like that....i hate people like that....i avoid people like that

i love people like that but for all the wrong reasons

sentury111

Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Myxo

Oh oh! I have another one.

"Just because a bunch of critics say it was good doesn't mean it's good!"

El Duderino

Ebert saying "Catch That Kid" is as good as James Bond
Did I just get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?

Sleuth

I wouldn't be surprised if it were that bad, actually.
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Pubrick

Quote from: SleuthI wouldn't be surprised if it were that bad, actually.
::high-5ive
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clerkguy23

i always feel bad making fun of stupid shit people say about good movies, because i realize that im a total movie snob/asshole and they should be able to have thier own opinions... that being said, as i left the theater after punch drunk love, i overheard some lady saying, 'that was funny, but it wasn't as good as the waterboy.'

i mean, what the fuck is that

SiliasRuby

Quote from: clerkguy23'that was funny, but it wasn't as good as the waterboy.'
:lol:
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Pas

Quote from: MyxomatosisOh oh! I have another one.

"Just because a bunch of critics say it was good doesn't mean it's good!"

Haha yeah that's whack ! I mean, what's wrong with these stoopid people having their own opinions ?!  :shock: It's like, if a critic sez its good, shut up and say it's good man !

It's like when people at Blockbuster ask you if you know it has subtitles... 'YES I DO YOU SUB-HUMAN BITCH ! STOP TORMENTING ME WITH YOUR INANE QUESTIONS' that's what I always reply.