The Da Vinci Code

Started by MacGuffin, May 18, 2005, 12:50:41 PM

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Gold Trumpet

Those who want a truly thought provoking novel of similiar characteristics should look to Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. My username was lifted from that novel.

polkablues

Quote from: onomabracadabra on December 18, 2005, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: polkablues on December 18, 2005, 06:42:18 PMIf the idea of a novel in which it takes a world-renowned symbology professor and a professional cryptographer 30 pages to figure out that the code they're trying to crack is BACKWARDS WRITING tickles your fancy, by all means pick it up. It's full of groan-worthy moments like that.
Backwards "hold-it-to-a-mirror," or backwards "sdrawkcab?"

Mirror-backwards, as I recall.  I just remember seeing the page with the code on it, going, "Oh, it's backwards."  Then reading.  Then thinking, "Why don't they see that it's backwards?"  Then reading more.  Then thinking, "What the hell is the matter with these people?"  Then I remember yelling at the book for a while, then I blacked out.  Then one of the characters went, "Oh, it's backwards."
My house, my rules, my coffee

Gamblour.

Quote from: polkablues on December 18, 2005, 06:53:30 PM
Quote from: onomabracadabra on December 18, 2005, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: polkablues on December 18, 2005, 06:42:18 PMIf the idea of a novel in which it takes a world-renowned symbology professor and a professional cryptographer 30 pages to figure out that the code they're trying to crack is BACKWARDS WRITING tickles your fancy, by all means pick it up. It's full of groan-worthy moments like that.
Backwards "hold-it-to-a-mirror," or backwards "sdrawkcab?"

Mirror-backwards, as I recall.  I just remember seeing the page with the code on it, going, "Oh, it's backwards."  Then reading.  Then thinking, "Why don't they see that it's backwards?"  Then reading more.  Then thinking, "What the hell is the matter with these people?"  Then I remember yelling at the book for a while, then I blacked out.  Then one of the characters went, "Oh, it's backwards."

You're joking, it's that stupid? and isn't mirror-backwards the same as sdrawkcab?
WWPTAD?

polkablues

Quote from: Gamblour on December 18, 2005, 08:06:27 PM
You're joking, it's that stupid? and isn't mirror-backwards the same as sdrawkcab?

I'm not joking, it's that stupid, and here's the difference:

My house, my rules, my coffee

pete

Quote from: onomabracadabra on December 18, 2005, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: polkablues on December 18, 2005, 06:42:18 PMIf the idea of a novel in which it takes a world-renowned symbology professor and a professional cryptographer 30 pages to figure out that the code they're trying to crack is BACKWARDS WRITING tickles your fancy, by all means pick it up. It's full of groan-worthy moments like that.
Backwards "hold-it-to-a-mirror," or backwards "sdrawkcab?"

oh my god I laughed so hard at that.  yes!
"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
- Buster Keaton

Garam

Wow. That's insanely funny. I gotta check this out for myself.

Pubrick

Quote from: The Gold Trumpet on December 18, 2005, 06:47:52 PM
Those who want a truly thought provoking novel of similiar characteristics should look to Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. My username was lifted from that novel.

that's what hacksparrow said..

Quote from: hacksparrow on December 15, 2005, 02:03:10 PM
Next time you're at the library, pick it up, read the last chapter, put it back, and take out Foucault's Pendulum instead.
under the paving stones.

MacGuffin

"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art." - Andy Warhol


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Gold Trumpet

Quote from: Pubrick on December 18, 2005, 09:57:05 PM
Quote from: The Gold Trumpet on December 18, 2005, 06:47:52 PM
Those who want a truly thought provoking novel of similiar characteristics should look to Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. My username was lifted from that novel.

that's what hacksparrow said..

Quote from: hacksparrow on December 15, 2005, 02:03:10 PM
Next time you're at the library, pick it up, read the last chapter, put it back, and take out Foucault's Pendulum instead.

I knew only reading three posts would have some consequences to it.

The Perineum Falcon

We often went to the cinema, the screen would light up and we would tremble, but also, increasingly often, Madeleine and I were disappointed. The images had dated, they jittered, and Marilyn Monroe had gotten terribly old. We were sad, this wasn't the film we had dreamed of, this wasn't the total film that we all carried around inside us, this film that we would have wanted to make, or, more secretly, no doubt, that we would have wanted to live.

72teeth

that hes licensed to ill...
Doctor, Always Do the Right Thing.

Yowza Yowza Yowza

modage

Howard mentions being inspired by Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, All The Presidents Men & Marathon Man.  now i'm interested...

interview with Howard & clip: http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?f=00&g=9ffec4d4-d3ab-416b-ac0e-

now, notsomuch.
Christopher Nolan's directive was clear to everyone in the cast and crew: Use CGI only as a last resort.

MacGuffin

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MacGuffin

The Da Vinci Code secret is out: critics hate it

Critics panned "The Da Vinci Code" on Wednesday ahead of the world premiere of the year's most eagerly awaited movie.

Opening the annual Cannes film festival, Ron Howard's adaptation of the Dan Brown bestseller was described variously as "grim," "unwieldy" and "plodding."

Even before its general release on May 18 and 19, the movie starring Tom Hanks generated much controversy as Christians around the world called for it to be banned.

The novel has enraged religious groups because one of its characters argues that Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene and had a child by her, and that elements within the Catholic Church resorted to murder to hide the truth.

In Thailand on Wednesday, a police-run censorship board overturned an earlier decision to cut the last 10 minutes of the film, but insisted the distributor added disclaimers stating it was fiction.

And in addition to Vatican calls to boycott the picture, the Indian government said it would show the movie to Christian groups before clearing it for release. In the mainly Catholic Philippines the censors have given it an "adult only" rating.

At a news conference, Howard and Hanks defended the film, calling it a piece of fiction. British actor Alfred Molina, who plays a Machiavellian bishop in the movie, blamed the media for creating controversy where there was little or none.

At a screening late on Tuesday in Cannes, members of the audience laughed at the thriller's pivotal moment, and the end of the $125 million picture was greeted with stony silence.

Trade publication Variety had barely a nice word to say.

"A pulpy page-turner in its original incarnation as a huge international bestseller has become a stodgy, grim thing in the exceedingly literal-minded film version of The Da Vinci Code," wrote Todd McCarthy.

Lee Marshall of Screen International agreed.

"I haven't read the book, but I just thought there was a ridiculous amount of exposition," he told Reuters.

"I thought it was plodding and there was a complete lack of chemistry between Audrey Tautou and Tom Hanks."

BOX OFFICE BLOW?

While critics argue the controversy surrounding the film, and the fact that more than 40 million people have bought the book, will ensure a strong box office performance, word-of-mouth is likely to hit sales later on.

The movie industry will be watching The Da Vinci Code particularly closely after the first two summer blockbusters -- "Mission: Impossible III" and "Poseidon" -- failed to find the Hollywood Grail of box office success.

Hanks defended the film against its critics.

"This is not a documentary. This is not something that is pulled up and says 'These are the facts and this is exactly what happened.' ... People who think things are true might be more dangerous than people who ponder the possibilities that maybe they are and maybe they aren't."

Howard had some advice for those who objected to the story.

"There's no question that the film is likely to be upsetting to some people. My advice is ... to not go and see the movie if you think you're going to be upset."

Ian McKellen, an openly gay actor who plays Leigh Teabing in The Da Vinci Code, sought to make light of the controversy.

"I'm very happy to believe that Jesus was married," he said. "I know the Catholic Church has problems with gay people and I thought this would be absolute proof that Jesus was not gay."

The Da Vinci Code premiere late on Wednesday kicks off 12 hectic days of screenings, interviews, photocalls and partying in Cannes, the world's biggest film festival.
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matt35mm

I haven't read the book and I'm not interested in the movie.  I've tuned out everything regarding this movie, and I don't care if it makes money or flops, but I have to say that seeing a 00% by The Da Vinci Code at Rotten Tomatoes made my day.