Kevin Smith's Jersey Girl

Started by SHAFTR, February 04, 2003, 12:27:25 PM

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Pwaybloe

#345
April 01, 2004, 02:36:11 PM
White man, I see you like French moving pictures.

My tribe leader told me that in the Days of the Great Wind never to trust a French white man.  

Not only do they make napew with their mouths, but they mahihkan to wiixCHEew!  Haw haw!

cine

#346
April 01, 2004, 02:51:33 PM
Quote from: Billy SmithWhite man, I see you like French moving pictures.

My tribe leader told me that in the Days of the Great Wind never to trust a French white man.  

Not only do they make napew with their mouths, but they mahihkan to wiixCHEew!  Haw haw!
"voooom! like the hawk over his head!"

I hope you stay Billy Smith.

matt35mm

#347
April 01, 2004, 03:09:46 PM
Heh.  Before with the William Hung thing... it said "[William] Hung himself."

That made me smile.

ono

#348
April 01, 2004, 03:58:38 PM
Considering my thread in the PTA forum, I probably have no right saying this isn't funny.  But, this isn't funny.  Surprised, I expected more in an April Fools' Day joke from people here.

P.T.A.

#349
April 01, 2004, 04:08:51 PM
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaConsidering my thread in the PTA forum, I probably have no right saying this isn't funny.  But, this isn't funny.  Surprised, I expected more in an April Fools' Day joke from people here.
Don't say another word, Mr. Onomatopoeia. I should sue your ass for reporting those lies.

As for this thread, whoever did this is in deep trouble. Nobody informed me in advance that donations would be switching to Fatass Silent Bob over night. This is lawsuit material.

And Mr. SoNowThen. Change your name, you stupid putz.

MacGuffin

#350
April 01, 2004, 04:17:08 PM
Quote from: P.T.A.Nobody informed me in advance that donations would be switching to Fatass Silent Bob over night. This is lawsuit material.

Whoa, PTA is serious about his 'blow'.

Think of this as an intervention. Help us help you.
"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art." - Andy Warhol


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©brad

#351
April 01, 2004, 04:33:27 PM
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaConsidering my thread in the PTA forum, I probably have no right saying this isn't funny.  But, this isn't funny.  Surprised, I expected more in an April Fools' Day joke from people here.

yeah, i guess we coulda just banned every member who's screenname begins w/ "ono" and ends w/ "ia." that mighta been funny.

ono

#352
April 01, 2004, 04:38:41 PM
*checks watch*  Nope, still isn't funny.  And neither are idle threats to ban people for expressing their opinions, honeytits.

cine

#353
April 01, 2004, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia*checks watch*  Nope, still isn't funny.  
Wait. Why did you check your watch?

ono

#354
April 01, 2004, 04:41:58 PM
Maybe this is one of those things, like AIDS, that only becomes funny after a certain amount of time passes.  For AIDS, it's like twenty years.  Who knows how long it'll be before this "joke" gets a laugh.  ;)

Raikus

#355
April 01, 2004, 04:46:07 PM
Hey, I've got an idea then...

Bitch about it to they change it! Yeah! That's the ticket.

Oh, and the first thing I said to myself when I saw the board today was, "This is unfunny like AIDS."
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves, let me forget about today until tomorrow.

godardian

#356
April 01, 2004, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: Sigur RósBut that joke isn't funny anymore....

""Money doesn't come into it. It never has. I do what I do because it's all that I am." - Morrissey

"Lacan stressed more and more in his work the power and organizing principle of the symbolic, understood as the networks, social, cultural, and linguistic, into which a child is born. These precede the birth of a child, which is why Lacan can say that language is there from before the actual moment of birth. It is there in the social structures which are at play in the family and, of course, in the ideals, goals, and histories of the parents. This world of language can hardly be grasped by the newborn and yet it will act on the whole of the child's existence."

Stay informed on protecting your freedom of speech and civil rights.

brockly

#357
April 01, 2004, 04:48:49 PM
Quote from: Chicken Parmesan
Quote from: Onomatopoeia*checks watch*  Nope, still isn't funny.  
Wait. Why did you check your watch?

April fools jokes are only supposed to last till mid-day

RegularKarate

#358
April 01, 2004, 04:53:39 PM
You know what IS funny?

people crying like little babies... that's funny.

getting that it's not funny is part of the joke... if you complain that it's not funny, then you don't get the joke...

I hate explaining jokes... then again, explaining the joke is sometimes part of the joke... just like that boring skit that Fred Armaset (sp?) does on Weekend Update

Kal

#359
April 01, 2004, 04:55:56 PM
ok enough of this shit already... i liked this movie so delete all this shit from the thread and lets move on...
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