Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)

[Victor]

Travis Bickle's Day Off.

Close to retirement, Travis fakes sick and takes Iris (now a big-time Manhattan book editor) and Wizard (already retired and trying to deal with it) around the city, having a funny and poignant day as they try to deal with growing up, retirement, success, and mental illnesses that just wont go away...[/u]

[Cecil]

seven 2

sigh

[Xixax]

Hi. Jeremy here. I'm editing Mr. Xixax's post, just to tell all the curious people out there.. DON'T CLICK ON MR. XIXAX'S LINK. Seriously. DON'T.

I as well feel the need to warn as many of you as possible. a small part of picolas is dead now.

Documentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx"

[sphinx]

Documentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx"

do not even get me started on goatse.  for the love of god, NOBODY CLICK THAT LINK!  GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVER

if you have just discovered it, may god have mercy on your poor, shattered soul.

[Dirk]

Documentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx"

  Forgot about that. Yikes!

[Cecil]

NOBODY CLICK THAT LINK!  GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVER

well now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...

[sphinx]

well now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...

please trust me.  if you'd like, i can describe it with a sentence, but it's one of the most foul sentences you've ever heard.

[picolas]

i didn't read ahead like a good little boy.

DAMN YOU XIXAX :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words:

[Xixax]

The goatse.cx site actually links to the entire series of pictures that the famous scene was taken from. Believe it or not, they do get worse.

For those who do not wish to click on the link:

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[sphinx]

to show you how easy it is to trick people, i will cite this thread as a reference!

http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=2123

[Xixax]

[sphinx]

yes.  ahead.  this link.

not goatse

[Xixax]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Xixax]

Why, oh why, did we start this thread?

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS MPEG VIDEO LINK!!!

[bonanzataz]

i hate you all.