Rambo

Kal · March 25, 2007, 01:33:27 PM

Wow, thats a very bad wig...

polkablues · March 25, 2007, 03:02:34 PM

I love this comment from that page:

QuoteSly is the best!!!I have 25 of his movies!!!!He is the man!!!He need to come to Croatia because I am crazy about him!!!I am from Croatia!!!That is right acros the Italy!!!Sly will know!!!My name is Josipa and I am 12!!!!!Sly please come to Croatia!!!

That right there is more entertaining than the movie itself has any chance of being.

pete · March 25, 2007, 07:47:38 PM

is he going undercover as a shemale?

Pubrick · March 26, 2007, 06:06:22 AM

i thought modage was kidding about the title.

i guess it's only a matter of time before these get made:

Lieutenant Marion Cobretti
Raymond Tango & Gabriel Cash
The Honorable Judge Joseph Dredd

pete · March 26, 2007, 12:28:39 PM

Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

http://www.fakenews.net/archive/bit_parts/stallone_movies_suck_97_09_27.html

polkablues · March 26, 2007, 05:14:30 PM

Quote from: Pubrick on March 26, 2007, 06:06:22 AM
i thought modage was kidding about the title.

i guess it's only a matter of time before these get made:

Lieutenant Marion Cobretti
Raymond Tango & Gabriel Cash
The Honorable Judge Joseph Dredd

"Dirty" Harold Callahan

modage · May 19, 2007, 11:52:56 AM

Kal · May 19, 2007, 02:15:04 PM

lol

i laughed through the whole thing but i was surprised that it doesnt look as horrible as i thought it could be... its funny.

Stefen · May 19, 2007, 08:43:23 PM

Quote from: Pubrick on March 26, 2007, 06:06:22 AM
Raymond Tango & Gabriel Cash

This one would actually be.....kind of cool.

And from that clip, this movie looks AWESOME.

squints · May 20, 2007, 07:55:46 PM

This looks terrible but could be full of some fantastic kills

three thoughts (admin edit: effing spoilers for the clip):

he should have to go back and fix what he started in Afghanistan

who the fuck fishes with a bow and arrow?

did he really just punch a guys head off?

MacGuffin · September 07, 2007, 11:48:29 PM

New Trailer here.

Pubrick · September 08, 2007, 12:31:00 AM

Quote from: MacGuffin on September 07, 2007, 11:48:29 PM
New Trailer here.

those kills are so ridiculously gruesome! haha, man, i missed the first trailer but with a punch-decapitation this could be classic - and i normally hate gratuitous violence. it looks so ridiculous it might actually be something close to impressive. ..and it's against asians.

EDIT: saw the first trailer, and..

Quote from: squints on May 20, 2007, 07:55:46 PM
did he really just punch a guys head off?

YES. madness.

Gold Trumpet · September 08, 2007, 12:02:36 PM

What insane trailers. I think I saw them during Grindhouse, though. If not, I should have.

NEON MERCURY · September 10, 2007, 10:02:31 PM

ha, ha this looks

MacGuffin · September 12, 2007, 12:10:42 AM

Rambo Declares War on Jan. 25
Source: ComingSoon

Lionsgate will release Sylvester Stallone's John Rambo on January 25, 2008. Written by, directed by, produced by, and starring Stallone, the action-thriller co-stars Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish, Rey Gallegos, Jake La Botz, Tim Kang and Paul Schulze.

In Thailand, a group of Christian aid workers recruit John Rambo to guide them up the Salween River to deliver medical supplies to the Karen tribe of neighboring Burma (aka Myanmar). When the missionaries fail to return, Rambo is persuaded to take a group of mercenaries back into the war-torn border region to find them. What follows is a descent into hell on earth.