The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

[MacGuffin]

Teaser Trailer

Release Date: March 2nd, 2007 (wide) 

Starring: Jessica Stroup, Reshad Strik, Michael McMillian, Daniella Alonso, Lee Thompson Young

Directed by: Martin Weisz 

Premise: A group of young National Guard trainees are attacked by mutants during a training mission in the New Mexico desert.

[matt35mm]

"This time... it's on Mars."

(Ignore what it says under the premise--it's a lie.  The movie takes place on Mars, as you can see.)

Seriously, though, that's the worst and least inventive poster of this whole grainy, sepia, scratchy horror movie poster fad so far.  At least most of the others just suggest horrible things and then leave it to your imagination.  This one just says, "Hey, look!  A dead body!"

It's even lamer than the Golden Globe nominations.

[grand theft sparrow]

They should have saved that teaser for a better movie.

[diggler]

the MPAA censored the poster, it was originally this



still stylistically poopy, albeit somewhat creepier

this movie will suck

[socketlevel]

that trailer is great though

[MacGuffin]

Trailer here.