Shrek The Third

[Ravi]

I agree, this movie sucks.

[picolas]

thukth.

[MacGuffin]

[The Red Vine]

Like "Spiderman 3", this is a lazy and downright awful third installment of a successful series. It's a product, not a piece of entertainment. The story felt desperate, as if it was put together within an hour.

I laughed maybe once...or twice. But not even Donkey has a single amusing line.

[pete]

fuck, do people even watch non-studio movies anymore?  I can't depend on this website to inform me about different movies anymore.  gosh damn.  maybe I should work at a movie theater again.

[Pubrick]

i still havn't seen: superman, pirates caribbean 2, shrek 2, spider 3. and pretty much all the major films that are supposed to be blockbusters.

i don't go to the movies that much either. so whatever. i just rent whatever Losing the Horse buys.

[polkablues]

fuck, do people even watch non-studio movies anymore?  I can't depend on this website to inform me about different movies anymore.  gosh damn.  maybe I should work at a movie theater again.

Dude.  One person on this entire board saw this movie.  Get over your damn self.

[Gold Trumpet]

I'm just confused why Red Vines saw this. He knew he was going to hate it.

But I agree with Pete's sentiment. If it isn't this film, it is other blockbusters that get the majority of the chat on the board. I'm not fooling myself about the past - the board always prefferred Matrix discussions over any art film - but good discussion seems at its thinnest these days. I also think the board just lost the majority of its good posters.

[polkablues]

I'm just confused why Red Vines saw this. He knew he was going to hate it.

Okay, I'll grant you that one.

[The Red Vine]

I'm just confused why Red Vines saw this. He knew he was going to hate it.

I didn't know if I was going to hate it or not. I didn't hate the first two.

Really, it was a sincere and honest mistake. I didn't mean to offend anyone's sensibilities. Now I'll have to spend the next few years making up for it.

[pete]

fuck, do people even watch non-studio movies anymore?  I can't depend on this website to inform me about different movies anymore.  gosh damn.  maybe I should work at a movie theater again.

Dude.  One person on this entire board saw this movie.  Get over your damn self.

come back when you've seen a movie.

[RegularKarate]

1. TIm and Eric Promote Shrek!


2. Tim Heidecker's Shrek Message:


3. Eric Wareheim's Shrek Message:


4. David Liebe Hart's Shrek Message:


5. Report from Shrek.com Headquarters:


6. Conversations about Shrek:


7. Shrek Mobile:


8. Congrats to Chris Miller:

[polkablues]

come back when you've seen a movie.

But Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothin' 'bout watchin' no movies!

[Kal]

[Pubrick]

this just became the reverse caption thread.