Lady In The Water

[modage]

i almost forgot.  i saw the teaser for Lady In The Water before Harry Potter.  it looks...different.

[72teeth]

Spoiler:
it aint water and that aint no lady...

in all seriousness though, i really fuckin hope this has a straight ending...if theres a fuckin twist, im gonna throw such a shit. theres no way he'd even think about doing another one, is there...

[matt35mm]

I forgot where I read this, but yeah, it is going to have a twist ending.

[72teeth]

*shit thrown

[MacGuffin]

Teaser Trailer here.

Release Date: July 21st, 2006 (wide)

Cast: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Freddy Rodriguez, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban, Sarita Choudhury, Mary Beth Hurt, Cindy Cheung, Joe Reitman.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan (The Village, The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable)

Screenwriter: M. Night Shyamalan

Premise: In Lady in the water, a story originally conceived by Shyamalan for his children, a modest building manager named Cleveland Heep rescues a mysterious young woman from danger and discovers she is actually a narf, a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the treacherous journey from our world back to hers. Cleveland and his fellow tenants start to realize that they are also characters in this bedtime story. As Cleveland falls deeper and deeper in love with the woman, he works together with the tenants to protect his new fragile friend from the deadly creatures that reside in this fable and are determined to prevent her from returning home.

[Pubrick]

oscar for giamatti.

and i'd like to propose that teasers are today's greatest art form.

[Ravi]

a story originally conceived by Shyamalan for his children

At least it wasn't written by his children...

[Ghostboy]

The Good: Paul Giamatti
The Bad: The typeface! My god, the typeface!
The winner: Chris Doyle.

[MacGuffin]

[Gamblour.]

That poster offends me because I have flat feet, and when my feet are wet, there is no semicircular indentation like these water footprints.

[Pubrick]

that poster offends me because i don't find women's feet attractive, especially wet feet, they stink.

[Bethie]

The poster offends me because it says M. Night Shyamalan.

[matt35mm]

that poster offends me because i don't find women's feet attractive, especially wet feet, they stink.

But she's the LADY IN THE WATER!!!  Obviously she has a supernatural thing going for her, perhaps in which her feet don't smell, with or without being wet.

Anyway, some people somewhere are definitely getting off on that poster.

[Ultrahip]

wait a minute, wait a minute, isn't the lady in the water a mermaid?

those must be giamatti's footprints...unless that's what these are:

http://crazyinlove340.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/bigfoot.jpg.w300h327.jpg

[Pubrick]

wait a minute, wait a minute, isn't the lady in the water a mermaid?

no dude the twist is she's one of them reverse mermaids. u know, where for once the fishy part of a woman is found ABOVE the waist.

AM I RIGHT PEOPLE??