Cars

[MacGuffin]

Trailer here.

Release Date: November 4th, 2005 (wide)

Cast: Paul Newman, Richard Petty, Owen Wilson, Bonnie Hunt, John Ratzenberger, Dan Whitney.

Director: John Lasseter (Toy Story; codirector of A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2)

Premise: Pixar has announced it as being "a high-octane adventure about a collection of classic automobiles-turned-'toons revving things up on historic Route 66." In an interview with USA Today, Lasseter said that the film will display a greater sophistication in computer animation than any previous film. "The level of detail, the patina on the road, the peeling paint, the dirt -- everything looks so real," he said.

[Pubrick]

pixar are, like, the second coming of christ..

[Rudie Obias]

meh.

[cine]

Hope this movie isn't one big CAR WRECK.

ANYONE?

ANYONE?


fuckit.

[Sleuth]

No one is going to see this, it'll be hilarious (that nobody sees it).

[MacGuffin]

Hope this movie isn't one big CAR WRECK.

ANYONE?

ANYONE?


fuckit.

That joke was tired.

[Sleuth]

vroom vroooom, the mouse that made those sounds when he drove toy cars and motorcycles!!!!!

remember him?

[Jeremy Blackman]

No, this movie is going to win an Oscar. I can see them now on the red carpet.

[cine]

This movie will make me want to clutch my throat and gag.

vroom vroooom, the mouse that made those sounds when he drove toy cars and motorcycles!!!!!

remember him?

Ralph, yes.

[Sleuth]

Well at least SOMEONE gets it

[cine]

More of you need to Focus on the jokes...

Oh, I think I'm done now.

[Sleuth]

Spielberg, K, and G are going to be mad

[©brad]

Hope this movie isn't one big CAR WRECK.

ANYONE?

ANYONE?


fuckit.

i can't stop laughing. seriously

[cine]

seriously

Jesus Chrysler

[MacGuffin]

Hope this movie isn't one big CAR WRECK.

ANYONE?

ANYONE?


fuckit.

That joke was tired.

i can't stop laughing. seriously

I take it back. I guess there was still some mileage left in that joke after all.