The Other Woman

[Pozer]

broad did so many movies at once she caught the pregnant.



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[Stefen]

I'll never forgive her for marrying a guy ballerina. I hope she gets the Rachel Weitz and everything of hers bombs. I hate her guts now. And if I ever run into her dancing queen boyfriend I'm going to punch him in the throat before he starts dancing around me trying to confuse me. She was mine. He'll get his. What goes around comes around. Ask the last guy who stole my girlfriend from me how things turned out for him. Has anyone even seen Sam Mendes since him and Kate "broke up?" Yeah, neither have I. 

[Pas]

Yesterday I was at my grandmother's for christmas and she has all these tabloid magazines so I checked one out. They mentioned you, Stefen. The article was titled: ''NatPo marries dancer: tough Christmas for internet forum poster Stefan''

Sucks for the typo but at least they mentioned you.

[Stefen]

Tabloid writer spells like a ballerina. I'll karate chop him in the kneecap and wrist and he will never dance and write again. I'm at war.

[pete]

don't worry stefen, you know how long these marriages last.  some of them last only forever!