Legion

[MacGuffin]

Trailer

Release date: January 22, 2010

Starring: Dennis Quaid, Paul Bettany, Kevin Durand, Doug Jones, Kate Walsh, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson

Directed by: Scott Stewart

Premise: After a terrifying biblical apocalypse descends upon the world, a group of strangers stranded in a remote truck stop diner in the Southwest unwittingly become humanity's last line of defense when they discover the diner's young waitress is pregnant with the messiah.

[picolas]

i hate whoever wrote this so much.

[polkablues]

This looks awful and yet so much fucking fun at the same time.  It's like that Christopher Walken/Eric Stoltz angel movie meets Feast.

[picolas]

it could have been fun but everyone talks like an asshole. every line is just a vague setup for another vague setup.

"you don't know who i am do you?"
"maybe not. who are you?"
"let's just say i'm pretty fuckin' important"
ROCK MUSIC
GUNSHOTS
"they say you're going to help us with something"
"you could say that."

[polkablues]

I just love the fact that it's so ridiculous, but they're still KIND OF taking it seriously, so it's not that obnoxious, winky, Shoot 'Em Up sort of ridiculousness.  I swear, if "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or "Down with the Sickness" play during any of the action scenes, I will go see it twice.

[Gamblour.]

That granny cursing at the pregnant lady was my favorite part. Other than that, this movie looks god awful. If they're angels, why are any machine guns involved???

[Gold Trumpet]

RK has to be excited. I had a hard time getting through the entire trailer.