The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou

[modage]

hmmm.... not enough songs.  

these reviews make me jealous and nervous.

[pete]

yeah, but it's WES ANDERSON you fuck.  Dude.  I wish robocop was real so he could come to your house to blow your fucking balls into shreds.  

ps. who're you calling an asshole, asshole?  

Maybe I'm overreacting but I hate assholes who like to try and exude their film buff status, who think it's fashionable to make themselves out to be a more devout than anyone else (which I think a few of you might think of me... for the record, I don't treat people like shit for not wanting to "meet" a director at a Q&A as much as I do.  I'd like to think I'm pretty nice).  Poseurs fucking suck.

[cine]

Ohh.. an Asian bitch fight!

[Stefen]

Wheres Bruce Lee and his awesome painting of Elvis?

[pete]

Ohh.. an Asian bitch fight!

hey dude, don't you have some fat chick's mowmow to chow in the backseat of a car somewhere?

(ps. don't say "your mom's" 'cause I called it already.)

[Stefen]

[cine]

1. Rebel Rebel - Seu Jorge
2. Starman - Seu Jorge
3. Rock N' Roll Suicide - Seu Jorge
4. Five Years - Seu Jorge

If anyone wants to get me these songs right now, that'd be great.

[Just Withnail]

Ahaha! Man that's gotta be the best Owned picture yet.

[samsong]

ps. who're you calling an asshole, asshole?  

pete, tha- that hurt... right here  ::points to heart::

[cine]

Yeah, you roll your eyes, fuckface.

Cause you know you don't have a heart..

[Gamblour.]

There's an Asian Pete/modage?

[samsong]

Yeah, you roll your eyes, fuckface.

Cause you know you don't have a heart..

SILENCE!

There's an Asian Pete/modage?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
if it means what i means what i think it does... then let me just say that i am deeply hurt.  honestly, that's uncalled for.

[modage]

what?

[cine]

Mod, you should proabably leave. You don't wanna hear any of this.

[modage]

There's an Asian Pete/modage?

what does that mean?