We could right them a song! Like, just for kicks. But that'd be fun!
[classical piano opening]
[spoken/whispering:]
pta, please make my life have meaning...
[drums and bass w/ electric guitar]
[verse one:]
i remember the first time i saw sydney.... ooooh-la-la
i thought it was artistic and trendy .....ooooh-la-la
i cried (boo-hoo) when the studios made that fatal mistake
how dare they change the title to hard eight.... oooh-la-la
[chorus one:]
[piano stops: only guitar and drums w/ low frequency bass]
PTA!!!!! you got me starting smokign cigarettes
PTA!!!!! you made me realize watching hours porn could be helpful
PTA!!!!! you made me want to enslave and fuck chinese boys throwing fireworks as i made my drug deals
PTA!!!! but PTA!!!!! [only slow piano] b..u...t p...t...a, there will be blood ......must.......... be .......maDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[guitars/drums/bass]
[verse two:]
visions of the magnolia trailor clouded my mind....ooooh-la-la
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.............................................................uh, i give up
