Fast and Furious

[w/o horse]

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/fastandfurious/

Might not see the movie.  Might not even need to see the movie having seen the trailer.  I think that's a great trailer.

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reteam for the ultimate chapter of the franchise built on speed—Fast & Furious. Heading back to the streets where it all began, they rejoin Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster to blast muscle, tuner and exotic cars across Los Angeles and floor through the Mexican desert in the new high-octane action-thriller. When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O'Conner (Walker). But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmanuever him. And from convoy heists to precision tunnel crawls across international lines, two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what's possible behind the wheel.

[picolas]

how can it be called that??!

[MacGuffin]

New Trailer here.

[pete]

that CGI stunt at the end was cringe inducing.

[Stefen]

Is this a remake?

[picolas]

regurgitation.

[pete]

except they've swallowed the articles in the process.

[Kal]

This was definitely a lot better than I expected. It goes back to the first one being entertaining and fun and pretty much pointless. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker were born for those roles. They should just keep doing these movies and nothing else.

[Stefen]

My god -- I went and saw Adventureland tonight (fucking awesome. my favorite of the year) and you should have seen the dickhead audience that was watching this movie. I've never seen a larger collection of assholes. It was like every jerk had a chip on his shoulder. And they were sharp because they'd cut me whenever they would shoulder slam me on the way to the bathroom.

The worst part was going to see it with my friend who drives a brand new 2009 BMW 3-Series 335i xDrive. Every jerk on the road out of the theater wanted to race us on the way home. Revving their engines while we're waving, "No thanks!" like Tobey Maguire in the beginning of Fear and Loathing when Hunter's offering him some pot in the car with the top down driving through the desert.

Leave it to a shitty movie about cars racing to get the assholes to the theater.

[MacGuffin]

Leave it to a shitty movie about cars racing to get the assholes to the theater.

'Fast & Furious' accelerates to $72.5M opening

LOS ANGELES - "Fast & Furious" has left its competition in the dust with a $72.5 million opening weekend.

That is the best opening weekend so far this year, topping last weekend's $59.3 million debut for "Monsters vs. Aliens."

"Fast & Furious" also has raced to a record for April debuts, easily passing the previous best of $42.2 million set by " Anger Management " in 2003.

The fourth installment of " The Fast and the Furious " street-racing franchise brings back the four stars of the 2001 original — Vin Diesel , Paul Walker , Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster .

The reunion has paid off for distributor Universal, which also has pulled in $30.1 million in 32 other countries where "Fast & Furious" is playing.

[Stefen]

^Awful.

[polkablues]

Fuck everything, this means they're going to make another one.  The Fa5t and the Furiou5.

[pete]

I laughed super hard at this thread.  thanks you guys.

[SiliasRuby]

Or F&F 5.0

[Gold Trumpet]

Fuck everything, this means they're going to make another one.  The Fa5t and the Furiou5.

The fifth one was confirmed before this came out. Apparently it will be set in Europe.