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Title: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: MacGuffin on July 10, 2007, 08:08:51 PM

Teaser Trailer here. (http://pdl.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/10000bc/teaser/teaser_500.mov)

Release Date: March 7, 2008

Starring: Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Omar Sharif, Marco Khanlian, Cliff Curtis

Director: Roland Emmerich (Independence Day)

Premise: Epic tale that centers on three stages in the development of primitive man, as seen through a 21-year-old hunter from a primitive tribe who must hunt mammoth to survive.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: B.C. Long on July 10, 2007, 08:57:45 PM

Roland Emmerich and Michael Bay have to be related somehow.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: Kal on July 10, 2007, 09:11:34 PM

They fucked and had a son... called Brett Ratner

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: 72teeth on July 10, 2007, 09:54:49 PM

...um, so that was a teaser trailer teaser... what's next, bottled water?

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: MacGuffin on July 11, 2007, 01:57:20 PM

Full Teaser Trailer here. (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809724938/video/3317950/)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: MacGuffin on October 04, 2007, 02:34:13 PM

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmoviesmedia.ign.com%2Fmovies%2Fimage%2Farticle%2F824%2F824973%2F10000-bc-20071004100305913.jpg&hash=5c48117e55bdf989ead144f9470e4bcc379b1584)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: Pubrick on October 04, 2007, 03:47:34 PM

this movie is already dated.

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Post by: Pozer on October 04, 2007, 04:04:53 PM

can the guy make a movie that doesn't have what point in time it is in the title?

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: B.C. Long on October 14, 2007, 11:25:35 PM

The last two comments made my nose bleed.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: MacGuffin on December 13, 2007, 02:13:19 AM

New Trailer here. (http://www.chud.com/demo/10000bc_Trailer.mov)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: MacGuffin on February 20, 2008, 03:56:50 PM

New Trailer here. (http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/10000bc.html?showVideo=1)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: Kal on February 21, 2008, 12:26:11 AM

this looks so boring i'm not even interested in the trailer...

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 25, 2008, 02:02:41 PM

Ok, I saw it.

I like cavemen.

I didn't see any of the trailers, I had just heard about it. I had hoped they weren't going to be speaking English and just be hunting Mammoths. That would've been fine.

I don't see why they even spoke English whereas the other tribes got subtitled with made up languages.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: RegularKarate on March 25, 2008, 03:25:21 PM

That's all you have to say about it, Walrus?

I got almost exactly what I wanted out of this... a hilarious pile of ultimate garbage.

- Cavemen speaking english isn't the half of it- they speak it with a ridiculous accent that makes no sense.
- If you save a Sabretooth tiger, he will remember you and be your friend
- Evidently, the pyramids were built with golden tips and not by the egyptians, but weird monster men and this were done so with the help of wooly mamoths
- There is a Bill Pulman ID4 type speech... I was really thinking he would say "This is OUR Ten Thousand B.C.!"

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: cron on March 26, 2008, 09:33:42 AM

what i liked the most is how sensitive and caring cavemen used to be. they were emotionally in touch with their feelings , being the first human beings in this planet. there's romance with a girl with mediterranean etnicity and blue eyes, and TWO father and son stories. 10 out of 10. (5 stars out of 5)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on March 27, 2008, 02:51:37 AM

Quote from: RegularKarate on March 25, 2008, 03:25:21 PM
That's all you have to say about it, Walrus?

I didn't really know how much to detail to elaborate on, I kept zoning out through the movie because of the CGI and green screening. It was distractingly bad.

It sure pulled hilarious pile of garbage off.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: cinemanarchist on August 07, 2008, 03:38:29 PM

What a cool/tacky sense of style this guy has.

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html)

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: Reinhold on August 07, 2008, 04:37:12 PM

Quote from: cinemanarchist on August 07, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
What a cool/tacky sense of style this guy has.

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html)

wow. i love propaganda murals and i think that the chalkboard paint office is brilliant. i got to check out a gallery in new york a while ago where it looks like a lot of his furniture came from. i can't say for sure because you can also find some of that furniture in the overpriced shit catalogues on airplanes.

the chair made out of shell oil cans by children in ghana sure is something. if it's him, i think my favorite part is the bedside portrait of someone vaguely resembling Mahmoud Ahmadinejad paired with the george w. bush action figure on the bed

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: cinemanarchist on August 07, 2008, 04:45:29 PM

After looking at all of this it makes the White House blowing up in Independence Day seem that much more subversive or else his decorator is just a communist.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: 72teeth on August 08, 2008, 01:22:58 AM

Geez, when is that Roland Emmerich gonna make a movie.

ps- i just realized his name is Roland and not Ronald...

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: Ravi on August 08, 2008, 08:20:43 PM

Quote from: cinemanarchist on August 07, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
What a cool/tacky sense of style this guy has.

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html (http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/08/07/garden/20080807-EMMERICH_index.html)

I'm a fairly liberal guy but five minutes in that house would have me screaming "commie pinko bastard" and running away to read George Will.

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: hauntedtony on August 18, 2008, 04:54:06 PM

this movie was horrible

Title: Re: 10,000 B.C.
Post by: picolas on August 18, 2008, 06:09:24 PM

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