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*edit that's an handkerchief
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Go down on your girlfriend or wipe your mouth on your sleeve.
Cream your pants.
hardly anyone will notice that horrible stain on your mouth if they are too busy concentrating on the horrible stain on your pants.
Quote from: walruSGo down on your girlfriend
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IT'S STILL ALIVE DAMMIT
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AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST ALL MY HAIR !
HELLLLLLLLP
wtf?
:yabbse-thumbdown: i mean really
Quote from: Gosh Darn I'm a man?!?!?!Cream your pants.
That was a good idea ... maybe it can help in someway...
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AHH ! NOW I HAVE THIS EVIL STAIN ATTACKING ME AND A SPERM STAIN ON MY PANTS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?!?
QUICK IT'S JUMPING ON ME ! I HAVE LITTLE TIME LEFT ! WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT ?!?!?!
John Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti. Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.
Quote from: SHAFTRJohn Madden once said he likes football, even more than he likes Spaghetti. Maybe the same goes for your handkerchief.
You, my friend, are a master strategist and a clear understander of the handkerchief psyche !
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WAIT !
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOOL
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Quote from: Myxowtf?
:yabbse-thumbdown: i mean really
Yeah you are fucking right ! I did nothing to that stain and it keeps attacking me !
maybe I could try to reason with it...
see what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.
then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.
if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.
and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.
Quote from: Reinhold Messnersee what the stain wants. you assumed it was hostile.
then stab yourself repeatedly to try to out-stain it with a darker stain from blood.
if that doesn't work, try to scare it away by watching jeepers creepers.
and then stab yourself a little more just for good measure.
Not sure about the stabbing part yet...but I'll try diplomacy !
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IT WANTS TO BREED ! QUICK I HAVE TO ESCAPE BEFORE IT REACHES MY GENITALS !
THANK GOD I RENTED JEEPERS CREEPERS YESTERDAY !
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IT SEEMS IT LIKES THE MOVIE ! DAMN !
This only lasts 2 hours or so ! What do I do THEN ???
have it read register on xixax. it'll waste away sure enough. at the very least, it won't pay attention to its evil stain duties.
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this thread makes my brain hurt. :brickwall:
lay off the psychotropic drugs.
REMOVE THE LENS CAP
LENS CAP!?!?!?!
Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself.