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Film Discussion => News and Theory => Topic started by: ono on August 10, 2005, 01:55:21 AM

Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: ono on August 10, 2005, 01:55:21 AM
someone please confirm or deny that altman wanted locusts to come down instead of that fucking earthquake in short cuts.  i always thought a flood of blood would be cool, but he's not one to ape kubrick.  Does anyone else think altman is hot? i swear to god im not a necrophiliac.
Title: Re: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: cine on August 10, 2005, 01:58:04 AM
Quote from: onomatavivaDoes anyone else think altman is hot? i swear to god im not a necrophiliac.

he is a handsome devil
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: ono on August 10, 2005, 02:07:04 AM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.onomatopoeia.biz%2Faltman.jpg&hash=92de31d70f340d4d493c4ee0b304b072c2345341)

he is a greek god, is what he is.  is altman greek?  i hear he's from missouri.  close enough.  and he got julianne to go y'know (http://nitrovideo.com/moviedb/short_cuts/images/dann-julianne_moore-short_cuts-part05.jpg) ... y'know?
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: cine on August 10, 2005, 02:12:48 AM
julianne was naked for him in short cuts. i wish i was naked for him [in 1993]..
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: w/o horse on August 10, 2005, 02:22:15 AM
whoever posted this thread is dead.  end of story.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: Pubrick on August 10, 2005, 09:20:27 AM
ironically that would make it alrite.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: w/o horse on August 10, 2005, 12:37:51 PM
Quote from: Pubrickironically that would make it alrite.

wait. are you telling us you're dead???

(not that theres anything wrong with it).
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: modage on August 10, 2005, 12:40:33 PM
i think he's telling us that dead people having sex with each other is okay.  are YOU telling ME that you want to sell me one of your Band Of Brothers for a very reasonable price?!
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: hedwig on August 10, 2005, 02:19:37 PM
We should all meet in a cemetery, and get this xixax-necrophobia cured once and for all.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: MacGuffin on August 10, 2005, 02:30:37 PM
Dibs on Scorsese's corpse. So then I can really bring out the dead.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: 72teeth on August 10, 2005, 04:16:20 PM
Dibs on Bela, so he could be....Draclua, Dead and loving it


:-D 82nd post...
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: Pubrick on August 11, 2005, 02:03:44 AM
Quote from: 72teethDibs on Bela, so he could be....Draclua, Dead and loving it
common causes of Joke-death #6
misspelling.

i will now hav sex with that joke.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: 72teeth on August 11, 2005, 02:24:14 AM
Draclua, Dracula
Tefelone, Telefone
I make these mistakes all the time, dyslexic i gusse
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: Ravi on August 11, 2005, 03:33:01 AM
Quote from: 72teethDraclua, Dracula
Tefelone, Telefone
I make these mistakes all the time, dyslexic i gusse

You sure you're not de sex lic?
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: 72teeth on August 11, 2005, 04:27:46 AM
No im Xixaxlic!!! *fart
Okay, is it time to destroy this thread?
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: Pubrick on August 11, 2005, 07:02:42 AM
Quote from: 72teethOkay, is it time to destroy this thread?
no. stop trying to.
Title: im not a necrophiliac i swear to god
Post by: hedwig on October 02, 2005, 12:45:47 AM
Bureaucrat murder suspect admits to necrophilia aims
The Mainichi Daily News (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20050919p2a00m0na001000c.html)

NAGOYA -- A municipal government worker charged with the killing of a 17-year-old girl told investigators he did it because he wanted to have sex with her body, police said.

Yosuke Naito, 27, the former public servant at the Okazaki Municipal Government, also set up a necrophilia website, while necrophilia paraphenelia such as videos and manga have been seized in police raids on his home.

"Live women won't have a bar of me, so I figured if I had a dead one around I could do with it what I wanted," Naito told the police.

Naito has shown little remorse over the death of the girl.

"I felt a sense of achievement," he told police. "Once the fuss over her killing died down, I planned to kill again."

Naito, who was slapped with the murder charge on Sunday night while in police custody following an earlier arrest for illegal disposal of a body, admitted that he intended to kill the girl even before he met up with her.

"I always intended to kill her. I want to have my way with her body," he said.

Police said Naito used the promise of an 80,000 yen payment to lure the girl he met through an online dating site into meeting him near the Chukyo Racecourse in Toyoake, Aichi Prefecture, on Nov. 7 last year.

While parked in his car near the racecourse, Naito strangled the girl with a rope, police said.

Later that night, police said, Naito took out a plastic sheet and wrapped the girl's body in it. He carried the corpse to a nearby bamboo grove and dumped it there.

Police said that Naito initially told them he killed the girl because they had argued over the sum he was to pay her for dating him. However, further questioning revealed that he had planned the killing in advance, preparing the sheet he wrapped her body in and the rope he used to strangle her, police said.

"I figured if I waved a lot of money around, she'd come and meet me," Naito told the police.