Run Tel Dat
SubUrbia, eXistenZ - titles with a mix of upper and lower case letters are just annoying.
I thought there were come really bad titles last year.
"The Widowmaker"
"Ecks Vs. Sever"
Of course, the titles were as bad as the movies so I guess it fits.
Quote from: mogwaiWhich means?
I don't know, it's the Martin Lawrence stand up film. I guess it means "run until that" or something because he got into some sort of trouble with the law after a smoke. Anyway, it's a horrible title.
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain
It Could Happen To You
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
XXX
Sounds too much like a porno movie.
Quote from: MacGuffin
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
i think that is the best title ever
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Half Past Dead
Helldorado
Dogma
Big Daddy
Dude, Where's My Car
K19:The Widowmaker
As for 'Run Tel Dat', I think it means-you like something (the film) and you run and tell that to others?
I dunno, it's Martin Lawrence though, you gotta give him credit for not putting the word 'ass' in the title (he says it in every sentence when he's on screen in any movie!)
Run Tel Dat Ass?
The upcoming "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"
They actually made the film's website http://www.masterandcommanderthefarsideoftheworld.com/
Any movie with two part titles, like k:19 The Widomaker or Master/Commander: The Far Side Of The World, usually are not very good. Star Wars and LOTR movies are exempt from this rule, however, because the colon is used in distinguishing parts of a series.
Helldorado is now known as the Untitled The Rock project. I wish they had stuck with Helldorado, because that would have easily gone down as the worst title of all time.
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Then, I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer, by default.
oooh oooh, wait, I got one!
PRIME CUNTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST and ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT. Oh wait, I misread the thread title...
I thought "Help! I'm a Fish" wasn't the geratest title I'd ever heard.
Hard Eight.
NEWS FLASH! The Project formerly known as Helldorado is now titled 'Welcome To The Jungle.'
My favorite title of all time, "Dancing About Architecture", gets changed before release to the completely generic "Playing By Heart".
In the same vein, "Animal Husbandry" became "Someone Like You".
Quote from: GhostboyAny movie with two part titles, like k:19 The Widomaker or Master/Commander: The Far Side Of The World, usually are not very good. Star Wars and LOTR movies are exempt from this rule, however, because the colon is used in distinguishing parts of a series.
Don't forget Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It's got two parts, but it's not a bad title.
The Man Who Wasn't There
Snatch
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Silent Night, Deadly Night. Also, Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon.
Look what's been started now! I couldn't help it. Porn titles based on popluar movie titles.
Emission: Impossible
Good Will Humping
Star Whores: The Phantom Penis
Quote from: polkablues
In the same vein, "Animal Husbandry" became "Someone Like You".
i had a class in high school called "animal husbandry"
Quote from: SHAFTRThe Man Who Wasn't There
Snatch
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
coen brothers movies in a worst title thread?
snatch is a well good title for no other reason than the implied sexual innuendo. piss off. (taking a liking to the british lingo over here)
Swimfan, Santa with Muscles, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot and Das boot. I could go on and on!
Oh on the porno side shaving Ryan's privates.
Titles that have been listed here that I think are great titles:
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Dude, Where's My Car (Come on, it doesn't get much better than that.)
Here's a nice title....
A clockwork orgy
ya know what pisses me off is, when porno movies take normal movie titles and they twist them, the films they make are never as witty as the title implies
I ask you how many amongst us have been burned by " EDWARD Penishands" :: sobs::
that film turned out to be no where as funny as that image it created in my head . Bummer !!!
Lets not even get into " coming in America" the cover even had a guy dressed like Eddie Murphy, its for this reason alone I am not renting " the ozporns"
Quote from: Butterscotch Jonesporno movies take normal movie titles and they twist them, the films they make are never as witty as the title implies
uhhhhh, you actually expect porno movies to be witty?
"You've Got Male Genitalia"
-Family Guy
Quote from: cecil b. dementedQuote from: Butterscotch Jonesporno movies take normal movie titles and they twist them, the films they make are never as witty as the title implies
uhhhhh, you actually expect porno movies to be witty?
lets put it this way, if my film career does not pan out, i will turn to porn and thems gonna be some witty ass porn . i will be a auteur i will write direct............
ohh i can see it now, the potential exsists, use your imagination.
Quote from: Butterscotch Jones
lets put it this way, if my film career does not pan out, i will turn to porn and thems gonna be some witty ass porn . i will be a auteur i will write direct............
ohh i can see it now, the potential exsists, use your imagination.
that would be pretty cool. good luck.
--the lil' bitch that could
--thank you for being my friend
--steal this movie
-- gym kata
by the way have any of you seen the film gym kata -- it could be the funniest movie i've ever seen. its about a gymnist action hero, who defeats his enemies by hopping onto a pummel horse and doing gymnastic kicks -- i highly suggest you search it out.
Steal This Movie is actually a good title, if you've seen the movie (which unfortunately wasn't as good as it could have been).
Extreme Ops
Kangaroo Jack
She's All That
Tears of the Sun
XXX
Braveheart
We Were Soldiers
Slap Her She's French
I'm pretty sick of this Nazi Patriotism that Hollywood is giving America to get off on.
Quote from: Bill MaplewoodSlap Her She's French
Great title.
gay niggers from outer space (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0274518)
Quote from: polkabluesQuote from: Bill MaplewoodSlap Her She's French
Great title.
yeah...maybe if you're a nazi it is.
Lord of the Cockrings
worst movie title ever: LXG. it wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't make it an acronym---nobody knows what the fuck LXG is unless you're a comic fan, which so many of us are.
speaking of which, most cleavage in a movie poster ever
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hundland.com%2Fposters%2Fl%2FLXG.jpg&hash=f00537038e860ca025d1cdfa237235d34358b5da)
"Shree Shree Rajadhiraja Shree Shree Madana Kamaraja Shree Shree Vilasa Raja Shree Shree Mahdubana Raja Shree Shree Krishnadeva Donda Raja"
and
"I'd Love to Fall Asleep and Wake Up in My Mammy's Arms (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0194961)"
get my vote.
Quote from: sphinxworst movie title ever: LXG. it wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't make it an acronym---nobody knows what the fuck LXG is
but doesnt it say "the league of extraodinary gentlemen" just below it?
(these might actually be good titles)
He Died With a Felafel in His Hand (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0172543)
Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0233352)
God Don't Like Ugly (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0239010)
I dunno about worst but the best is "Suf Nazis Must Die!"
.n
Quote from: DekadetiaEye See You - A horrible title, and borne of one of many strokes of uninspiration amid the chaotic production of D-Tox (also an awful title).
i swear i just saw that at the video store and said the same thing
Has Swimfan been mentioned?
Quote from: Duck SauceHas Swimfan been mentioned?
I don't think so, but its a good one, and as i recall, in the trailer it wasn't just
swimfan but
swimfan@ (yuck!).
Quote from: Ghostboy on March 08, 2003, 06:47:31 PM
Any movie with two part titles, like k:19 The Widomaker or Master/Commander: The Far Side Of The World, usually are not very good.
this year the film industry went CRAZY with colons.
• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
• The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
• In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
the Subect: Description documentaries --
• Jimmy Carter: Man from Plains,
• Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten,
• Kurt Cobain About a Son should have one but apparently AJ Schnack thinks he's too cool for colons.
not to mention the countless colonized sequels --
• Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
• National Treasure: Book of Secrets
• Elizabeth: the Golden Age
• Hostel: Part II
• Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
2007: year of the colon.
"I cut your ass in half, leave you with a semi colon"
--mr. man