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Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: SHAFTR on February 06, 2005, 03:55:13 AM
I Wanna Rock

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Release Date: December 25th, 2005

Cast: John Rocker (Former MLB Pitcher), Chris Burke ("Corky" from Lifes Goes On), Anne Heche (Psycho), Tim Allen (Joe Somebody)

Director: John Pasquin (The Santa Clause, Jungle 2 Jungle)

Screenwriter: Chris Columbus (The Goonies, Christmas with the Kranks)

Premise: John Rocker is forced to coach a baseball team of children affected with muscular dystrophy after his second DUI in as many months.  To do so, he'll need the help of his assistant coach Charlie (Chris Burke).  Along the way, he meets Julie (Anne Heche), a parent of one of the children with muscular dystrophy, who shows him how to stop hating and start loving.  Steve (Tim Allen) coaches a rival team of children from the local neo-nazi group that is raising money to build a gas chamber to kill disabled citizens in the Kansas City area as part of their summer "Final Solution" project.

Based on a true story
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: UncleJoey on February 06, 2005, 04:07:40 AM
Where did John Pasquin come from? I thought this was Mel Gibson's next project.
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: SHAFTR on February 06, 2005, 04:08:25 AM
Quote from: UncleJoeyWhere did John Pasquin come from? I thought this was Mel Gibson's next project.

No, he is producing it (with his own money, might I add).
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Stefen on February 06, 2005, 09:54:59 AM
Neo Nazis and Little League? hahaha this might be funny.
Title: Re: I Wanna Rock
Post by: A Matter Of Chance on February 06, 2005, 10:34:00 AM
Quote from: SHAFTR"Steve (Tim Allen) coaches a rival team of children from the local neo-nazi group that is raising money to build a gas chamber to kill disabled citizens in the Kansas City area as part of their summer "Final Solution" project."


This has to be a joke.
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Pedro on February 06, 2005, 11:12:03 AM
Oh my god where is the trailer.
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: matt35mm on February 06, 2005, 11:23:31 AM
It's sad that this would have been better than 70% of the movies ever made.
Title: Re: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 06, 2005, 11:26:07 AM
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His neck is larger than his head.
Title: Re: I Wanna Rock
Post by: El Duderino on February 06, 2005, 11:56:48 AM
Quote from: SHAFTRTim Allen (Joe Somebody)


hmm...this sounds familiar....

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Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Sleuth on February 06, 2005, 12:13:22 PM
El Duderino, you continue to amaze me.
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Finn on February 06, 2005, 02:26:01 PM
omg, "Knock out fun for the whole family"....woow...

As for the movie thread, great title :roll:
Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: UncleJoey on February 06, 2005, 04:01:33 PM
I WANNA (some) ROCK

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Title: I Wanna Rock
Post by: Stefen on February 06, 2005, 04:38:04 PM
hahaa