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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Dtm115300 on January 15, 2005, 03:39:37 PM
What are some of the films that you know were terrible, but you still lovw them and watch them anyway?

- Killer Klowns From Outer Space
- Mortal Kombat
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: soixante on January 16, 2005, 03:03:26 AM
Charles Bronson movies like Kinjite, Death Wish 3 and The Mechanic, along with the Richard Gere version of Breathless, The Fan with Robert DeNiro and Ishtar.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on January 16, 2005, 05:11:07 AM
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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 16, 2005, 01:03:00 PM
Steven Segal movies, especially the early ones. I've seen them all and even noticed a trend......supporting characters in Harrison Ford's vehicle film The Fugitive came from Steven Segal movies and worst, played almost exactly the same type of character. Alone, in Under Seige, you have four. The conspiracy doesn't end there and is bigger than what one would imagine. All I'm trying to imagine is why the fuck I care. But I'll go on watching Segal movies and The Fugitive looking for more supporting characters. I'm sure they all are there somewhere in the background.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: matt35mm on January 16, 2005, 01:26:17 PM
Oh my gosh, Bloodsport!  YES!  That's one of mine as well.

I can't decide if Billy Madison is a good movie or a bad movie... because I love it so much.  But if it is a bad movie, then I guess that counts (but I think I might just love it because it actually is a good movie).  I love it so much that my judgment is a bit hazy on its quality.

There are movies like Lost and Delirious that have really lame moments, but they're done with such earnestness that I get sucked in and so Lost and Delirious is one of my favorites, even though I can tell that there are times that it's just super mushy lame stuff.

That's all I can think of for now.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on January 16, 2005, 09:22:47 PM
That's a tough question...  a lot of my favorite films are considered "bad" by some people.  Two of my favorite directors are Larry Cohen and Dario Argento; Argento gets a little more respect than Cohen, but plenty of folks would consider both of them to be bad directors.  

That said, the movies I like even though *I* consider 'em bad:  The Fast And The Furious (the new one),  Tombs Of The Blind Dead; Death Bed: The Bed That Eats; Can't Stop The Music; Logan's Run; Death Race 2000; Rock 'N' Roll High School.

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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on January 16, 2005, 09:28:29 PM
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Am I the only one who cracks up at seeing LOTR mentioned on the cases of Jackson's old movies?   :-D  My copy of Meet The Feebles has it as well...  I'd love to be a fly on the wall if there were ever a person who bought one of these movies because they liked LOTR, and they sat down to watch it....  

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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Rudie Obias on January 17, 2005, 01:35:15 AM
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i honestly love this movie although pracatically everyone agrees that this a really really bad movie.  i don't care i love it!  it's currently #9 on my top 10 films of all time....

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i know it's really bad but i can't stop watching it.  it's always on showtime and i can't bring myself to change the channel.  and besides, it's sinbad at his best!!

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hands down the greatest sequel title ever!!!
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Alethia on January 17, 2005, 02:40:15 AM
adventures in babysitting
three ninjas
ernest scared stupid
airborn
half baked
serendipity
cruel intentions
hocus pocus
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on January 17, 2005, 02:53:20 AM
I'll add these to my list as well..

Roadhouse
American Ninja 2
People Under the Stairs
Creepshow
Red Dawn
Short Circuit
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: MacGuffin on January 17, 2005, 03:09:53 AM
I'm amazed ono didn't get assholier in the thread, but it's too late now to redirect it.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: ono on January 17, 2005, 03:12:24 AM
Quote from: ewardadventures in babysitting
three ninjas
ernest scared stupid
airborn
half baked
serendipity
cruel intentions
hocus pocus
One of these things is not like the other.  Cruel Intentions is by no means a bad movie.

And it's my bad, Mac.  I've been engorged engaged in The Office so I haven't been paying attention.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: MacGuffin on January 17, 2005, 03:14:29 AM
Quote from: wantautopia?Cruel Intentions is by no means a bad movie.

Neither is Adventures In Babysitting.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: cine on January 17, 2005, 03:15:52 AM
Neither is Ernest Scared Stupid (or any other Ernest film for that matter).
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Alethia on January 17, 2005, 03:20:34 AM
yeah i dont consider them bad either, but compared to some of the other films that i love (but for a wholly different reason) they ain't nothin special.  i love them in a way i will never love other movies.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: modage on January 17, 2005, 09:34:48 AM
just because they dont fit the snob criteria doesnt make them bad.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on January 17, 2005, 10:59:53 AM
Quote from: themodernage02just because they dont fit the snob criteria doesnt make them bad.

..it doesn't make them bad either..

;)
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: soixante on January 17, 2005, 12:16:53 PM
Per a previous post, there's an overlap in casting in Under Siege and The Fugitive because they were both directed by Andrew Davis.

I forgot about Sylvester Stallone's body of work -- Over The Top, Cobra, Lockup, Nighthawks, Victory, Tango and Cash, Rhinestone and Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.  He sings the title song for Paradise Alley, his directorial debut.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 17, 2005, 01:27:09 PM
Quote from: soixantePer a previous post, there's an overlap in casting in Under Siege and The Fugitive because they were both directed by Andrew Davis.

I should have known that, but gracias.

And also, all movies in this thread that were defended as good movies I would argue as being very bad. For Cruel Intentions, Stanley Kauffmann put it best when he observed that it was better back in the days when high school students were allowed to take over the city government for a day, instead of remaking French novels. The result of Cruel Intentions is pure guilty pleasure because nothing in the film strikes any chord of authenticity. That being said, I enjoyed the film for its bad taste.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: grand theft sparrow on January 18, 2005, 11:45:32 AM
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And anything with Rob Schneider in it. :oops:
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Raikus on January 18, 2005, 12:27:59 PM
Hackers
Empire Records
Army of Darkness
The Big Hit

I don't think these are awful movies by any means (except for the Big Hit) but definitely not up for any Academy noms.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: soixante on January 18, 2005, 12:37:33 PM
Cheesy 80's musicals like Can't Stop the Music and Xanadu are worthy of inclusion in one's viewing schedule.

It is funny that some respectable movies I liked, such as Remains of the Day, I've only seen once, but I've seen Days of Thunder, Return of the Jedi and Cannonball Run multiple times, even though they suck.  One could surmise that bad movies sometimes offer more entertainment value than high-quality costume dramas.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: soixante on January 18, 2005, 12:43:37 PM
Staying Alive, directed by Sylverster Stallone, is awful -- and I've seen it more than once.  When this film was a hit, Paramount considered teaming Stallone and Travolta to do Godfather III.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Alethia on January 18, 2005, 01:23:06 PM
Quote from: themodernage02just because they dont fit the snob criteria doesnt make them bad.

yeah, the movies i'm talking about don't fit what you would consider the snob criteria either.  i really think it's funny that some think that this so called snob criteria is what i live by, too.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Stefen on January 18, 2005, 01:34:07 PM
10 Things I Hate About You.

Clay Pigeons.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Pas on January 18, 2005, 05:56:06 PM
The best bad movie EVER

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I've seen this like 2000 times
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Post by: Myxo on January 18, 2005, 06:34:39 PM
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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Alethia on January 18, 2005, 09:40:05 PM
^^^ ha ha ha FUCK YES!
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on January 19, 2005, 03:24:28 AM
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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Dtm115300 on January 19, 2005, 02:58:19 PM
I thought army of darkness was pretty good.  That might just be because i like Sam Raimi's work though.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on January 19, 2005, 03:29:47 PM
Quote from: Dtm115300I thought army of darkness was pretty good.  That might just be because i like Sam Raimi's work though.

Agreed.   :yabbse-thumbup:

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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Ravi on January 20, 2005, 01:21:58 PM
Freddy Got Fingered
Any crappy 1980s action flick
Kindergarten Cop
Ghost Dad
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: pete on January 20, 2005, 01:26:46 PM
the big hit.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Find Your Magali on January 20, 2005, 11:53:04 PM
My Boyfriend's Back

(eat your heart out, Shaun of the Dead)
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Poobread on January 22, 2005, 11:55:48 AM
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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 22, 2005, 02:07:46 PM
I just watched Oliver Stone's U Turn. A true B-movie, I loved every second of it.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on January 22, 2005, 02:56:30 PM
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI just watched Oliver Stone's U Turn. A true B-movie, I loved every second of it.

U-Turn is a great movie though.. By no means does it fit into the category of "bad movies"..
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 22, 2005, 03:22:09 PM
Quote from: Myxomatosis
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI just watched Oliver Stone's U Turn. A true B-movie, I loved every second of it.

U-Turn is a great movie though.. By no means does it fit into the category of "bad movies"..

True, but B movies have a special bad taste to them and I couldn't think of any other thread to say this.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on February 27, 2005, 08:12:05 PM
The Stepfather (http://www.esplatter.com/reviewsotos/stepfather.htm) -  I love this movie.

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_bed_the_bed_that_eats/) -  This one is great, as well.  It's just so damn weird, and yet it's played completely straight.  It's like you're watching some freaky 70's nightmare.  I'm a huge fan of 70's horror anyway, but this is one of the best, IMO..  and it's by a first-time director who never did anything else.  

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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Sleepless on February 28, 2005, 02:58:08 PM
Playing God

Critters

Night of The Ghouls

Dusk Till Dawn 3

...and Cruel Intentions is a great film. The sequels, however, are bollocks.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: joebuck on February 28, 2005, 09:07:37 PM
The Boys Next Door - a minor gem of '80s teen cinema with Maxwell Caulfield (whatever happened to him?) and Emilio Estevez as a couple of thuggish high school students who, after graduation, go on a killing spree whilst on a road trip to Los Angeles.  A guilty pleasure, to be sure.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: GoneSavage on March 01, 2005, 12:56:07 PM
Pump Up The Volume
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Post by: pete on March 01, 2005, 01:09:00 PM
citizen kane and rushomon--yeah I know they're crap, but they're like cotton candy, I just can't get enough!
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: grand theft sparrow on March 01, 2005, 02:44:28 PM
Quote from: peterushomon

Toshiro Mifune should work with Wes Anderson more often.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Two Lane Blacktop on March 01, 2005, 02:50:05 PM
Quote from: hacksparrow
Quote from: peterushomon

Toshiro Mifune should work with Wes Anderson more often.


HAH!!!    :bravo:

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Title: The worst films you love?
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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Film Student on March 02, 2005, 02:07:30 AM
As far as bad movies go, Roger Corman has produced quite a few terrible-but-great titles:

Death Race 2000, Bucket of Blood, Tales of Terror, The Masque of the Red Death, Women in Cages, Big Doll House, Big Bird Cage, the list goes on...

I'm a big fan of Grisham adaptations. I can't help it.  I hate Schumacher on principle, but I've seen The Client and A Time to Kill multiple times.  I love The Rainmaker too, but that actually borders on being a good movie.

And who can forget the classics of Jan De Bont?  Twister, Speed, and Speed 2 are terrible guilty pleasures.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Pubrick on March 02, 2005, 02:51:25 AM
Quote from: Film Studentthe classics of Jan De Bont.
those words will appear in a textbook one day.
Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: The Obstruction on March 02, 2005, 05:15:26 AM
Con Air by Simon West in not a mesterpiece, but still i see it once in a while, cause I just can't seem to get enough of Nicholas Cage as the patriot Cameron Poe, John Malkowich as a the bad Cyrus The Virus and Wing Rhames as a bad ass Black Panther member.

I know there is a lot of other well-known actors in the movie too!

But one thing is to overrule all these great actors performance, and that is the lovely song "How Do I Live" performed by the lovely Trisha Yearwood, yeah combined this is a Irresistible movie.


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Title: The worst films you love?
Post by: Myxo on March 08, 2005, 02:49:44 AM
Blind bought "Clay Pigeons" for 9.99 recently and loved Vince Vaughn's performance in that. The boat scene where the body washes up while they're fishing is priceless.

"Man overboard! Alarm!"

:lol:
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: McfLy on March 06, 2006, 01:24:48 AM
Before Bubba-Ho-Tep came, Phantasm.


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Post by: last days of gerry the elephant on March 06, 2006, 01:32:30 AM
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Others would include, Freddy Got Fingered, Go, The Big Hit
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: snaporaz on March 06, 2006, 10:19:04 PM
breakin' 2: electric boogaloo (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/)

hamburger: the motion picture (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091165/) [currently awaiting a copy i won off ebay]

frankenstein meets the space monster (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059199/)

dolemite (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072895/)
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: modage on March 06, 2006, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: McfLy on March 06, 2006, 01:24:48 AM
Before Bubba-Ho-Tep came, Phantasm.
Phantasm ranked 4 skulls! (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=4600.msg205624#msg205624)  it's good!
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: McfLy on March 06, 2006, 11:22:09 PM
Quote from: modage on March 06, 2006, 10:25:06 PM
Quote from: McfLy on March 06, 2006, 01:24:48 AM
Before Bubba-Ho-Tep came, Phantasm.
Phantasm ranked 4 skulls! (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=4600.msg205624#msg205624)  it's good!

I was a bit apprehensive to profess my love for Phantasm, being a noob to the xixax boards. This thread seemed like a good place to slip in my Phantasm influence. I'm glad to see that some people appretiate Don Coscarelli's first entry in the Phantasm quadrilogy.
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: MacGuffin on March 07, 2006, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: McfLy on March 06, 2006, 11:22:09 PMI was a bit apprehensive to profess my love for Phantasm, being a noob to the xixax boards. This thread seemed like a good place to slip in my Phantasm influence. I'm glad to see that some people appretiate Don Coscarelli's first entry in the Phantasm quadrilogy.

Actually, our fearless leader, Mr. Xixax himself, LOVES Phantasm.

http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=245.msg2584#msg2584
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=2014.0
Title: Re: The worst films you love?
Post by: McfLy on March 07, 2006, 08:28:51 AM
Phantasm is definately an overlooked gem, a shoutout to the Phantasm appreciators. We're a small bunch.

And thanks for the links MacGuffin!
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Post by: Neil on March 27, 2006, 02:41:05 PM
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Not sure that i love it, but it could be the funniest thing of all time, ever.  when I watched it, i was seriously in "aw" the entire time...Brilliant.