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Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: cine on November 11, 2004, 02:18:58 AM
With Charlie and the Chocolate Factory being developed into a video game, this is a fantasy thread for you to bring all your video game dreams to life... pitch your favourite movie-to-video-game ideas you have! Be as crazy as you want.. explain how the game would work. Examples:

Annie Hall: The Video Game
As Alvy Singer, you are a lonely Jew in New York City. You must track down Annie Hall in an effort to have a solid relationship with her. Along the way, you must face spiders as big as Buicks!
Weapons of choice: Balzac novel, Nietzsche novel, microphone, Christopher Walken.

Taxi Driver: RPG
You're lonely Travis Bickle. You must drive around the streets of New York City in your beat up cab, shooting all the "fuckers" and "screwheads" you find along the way. Pick up Iris and save her from Sport, the evil villain who's out to get you and the rest of the world. Find guns along the way and stash them on your body. When the time comes, you'll need them.

Straw Dogs: The Game
.. Well I'll get into that one a little later.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: RegularKarate on November 11, 2004, 01:28:10 PM
Andy Warhol's Sleep: A, B, Start, Select, X, Y, Z, it doesn't matter, you can push whatever buttons you want, but that fucker's not going to wake up!
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 11, 2004, 01:35:39 PM
Red Dragon: ""feed'n FFrenzy"'"

you play as the adorable hannnibal lector as you escape from the mental hospital  armed with only your teeth.  youy must literally eat your way to freedom.  and escape from the hospital and enjoy life with a nice chiante and some fava beans. you get more skills and points by being creative.  eat a persons trachea then cum on thier cerebral cortex as you butt fuck them.  but beware of buffalo bill and his lotions and make sure he doesnt rubs the lotion on your skin.  if he does he will have his way with you.  and cut your penis off. and put lipstick on you.  but you must traverse through a mulitlayered hospital floors filed with traps and watch out for mig's cum on yo face bitch!
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Gamblour. on November 11, 2004, 05:11:35 PM
Magnolia Frogger As Jim Kurring, you will assist those who are lost in life, but watch the fuck out. It goin' rain frogs.

Not a movie but...24 Play as Jack Bauer, all missions are timed (I'm too tired to describe it, but it would basically write itself. 24 missions, all to be completed under an hour or some shit. This isn't funny, I actually wish they would make a game of this)
Title: Re: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: El Duderino on November 11, 2004, 08:37:45 PM
Quote from: Cinephile
Taxi Driver: RPG
You're lonely Travis Bickle. You must drive around the streets of New York City in your beat up cab, shooting all the "fuckers" and "screwheads" you find along the way. Pick up Iris and save her from Sport, the evil villain who's out to get you and the rest of the world. Find guns along the way and stash them on your body. When the time comes, you'll need them.

that sounds a mighty lot like grand theft auto
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Stefen on November 11, 2004, 08:42:23 PM
Imagine if Bickle shot Iris and then got his money back.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: pete on November 11, 2004, 08:49:03 PM
street fighter: the movie: the game.

oh wait, that's already been done.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: ©brad on November 11, 2004, 08:50:14 PM
excellent thread, and every suggested game aformentioned has been most excellent/hysterical.

Gosford Park

think Clue on a video game. you get to investigate stuff, smoke, partake in the shooting party, bang pale chubby english broads...

meh. i tried.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: MacGuffin on November 11, 2004, 09:04:08 PM
Memento: The Game

After every level reached as you search for clues to your wife's killer, the game shuts off, the memory card is erased, and you start all over again from the beginning... or rather, ending.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Myxo on November 11, 2004, 09:09:38 PM
This thread is lame.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Pubrick on November 11, 2004, 09:10:48 PM
no, it isn't.

what's ur problem? just stop crying please.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Stefen on November 11, 2004, 09:14:30 PM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjovan.ru%2Fpics%2Fowned.jpg&hash=b87de4c5d61bda4d58c7c0b337af856d77e54afc)
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: ono on November 11, 2004, 09:38:12 PM
Death Race 2000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/) -- it pretty much writes itself.

And I really like Mac's idea.  :yabbse-thumbup:
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Gamblour. on November 11, 2004, 10:07:17 PM
Trainspotting: Steal, go to clubs, have sex, but most importantly, get fucked on heroin. If you get caught or forced to have an intervention, hit the 'O' button as fast as you can to hurry through the hallucinations. Watch out for that baby attacking you!

Clique (http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6906): You can choose sides: bladerz or bikerz. Survive attacks from the rival gang throwing water balloons at your leather jackets! Everytime you pick up a chick, your gang gains 100 hp. Be careful: don't let your parents make you go to school! The final stage: proving that you're an allegory for love or masculinity or California or something (hint: pressing R1 and L1 repeatedly adds a new metaphor and motif for 1000 points each!)
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 11, 2004, 10:51:30 PM
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring... the game
In this simple yet innovative MMORPG, the first player to reach enlightenment wins. Earn power-ups in explosive bonus stages where you must climb mountains with a rock tied to your back.

The Five Obstructions: The Vengeance
Make your way through an abstract terrain of artistic barriers. The final stage pits you against von Trier himself: obstruct him before he obstructs you.

I Heart Huckabees: Crisis on Existential Island
Battle an army of nihlists while solving a mystery of personal coincidences. You must escape the island before your essential being blurs into your surroundings under the weight of the inevitability of human drama.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: hedwig on November 11, 2004, 11:02:03 PM
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanSpring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring... the game
In this simple yet innovative MMORPG, the first player to reach enlightenment wins. Earn power-ups in explosive bonus stages where you must climb mountains with a rock tied to your back.

The Five Obstructions: The Vengeance
Make your way through an abstract terrain of artistic barriers. The final stage pits you against von Trier himself: obstruct him before he obstructs you.

I Heart Huckabees: Crisis on Existential Island
Battle an army of nihlists while solving a mystery of personal coincidences. You must escape the island before your essential being blurs into your surroundings under the weight of the inevitability of human drama.

:shock:
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Thrindle on November 11, 2004, 11:59:36 PM
Quote from: Stefen(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjovan.ru%2Fpics%2Fowned.jpg&hash=b87de4c5d61bda4d58c7c0b337af856d77e54afc)
How long have you been holding on to that one?  Felt good didn't it...
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: classical gas on November 12, 2004, 12:02:15 AM
"My Dinner with Andre" the game.  

A: Inquire further
B: Add your own thoughts
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Stefen on November 12, 2004, 12:55:19 AM
Quote from: ThrindleHow long have you been holding on to that one?  Felt good didn't it...

I wasn't holding out on anything that felt good. You must be confusing me with your internet boyfiend. Sorry, just had to toot my own horn.


Dancer In The Dark: The Future!

You are Selma, and you have to find the right prescription of glasses for your ugly kid before the photograph of Martys family dissapears. Peter Stormare will aide your quest, but hes a bully, so you should avoid him unless he lets you use his pickup.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Chest Rockwell on November 12, 2004, 11:19:24 PM
SLC Punk!
Salt Lake City. Reagan. Neo-Nazis. Welcome to the world of 1980s Utah. You are punk struggling to survive in the same planet as mods, Nazis, and worst of all, HICKS! As your friend Heroine Bob is holding a party in tomorrow it is your duty to bring the beer, and only some of that good Wisconsin shit. But can you make it in time before the party, or more importanly can you make it alive? With a horde of mods, New Wavers, hicks, Neo-Nazis, politicians, and responsible parents coming after you from all sides this night is sure to be PUNKtastic!

The Big Lebowski: Return to the Front
You saw the adventure in theaters, now take control as either The Dude himself or Walter Sobchek as they think they become conscripted into military service and head to the Middle East! As a pacifist, can you survive the war, or more importantly, can you survive Walter's constant Vietnam references?

Casablanca: Anachronism of the Year 3000
Don't even think about leaving Casablanca, for the city is in martial law. In a World War II even your grandfathers would shit their pants over, it is your job as Space Cadet Bogart to overcome the alien and German plots to overthrow the world. Armed with a space laser and a hover jet, travel through the dark depths of France in search of your girlfriend who was kidnapped by evil robots and spiders from mars, to the ultimate goal of killing the dreaded Adolph-9000!
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 13, 2004, 12:47:41 AM
Quote from: wantautopia?Anyway, Death Race 2000 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/) -- it pretty much writes itself.
Actually I think Carmageddon has it covered.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: SHAFTR on November 13, 2004, 03:04:27 AM
Starship Troopers.....

well, I guess Halo & Halo 2 are about as close as we are going to get.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: cine on October 21, 2005, 02:18:40 AM
Palindromes
As Aviva, you end up getting pregnant. With different Avivas each level, you must fight abortion at all costs! Watch out for that doctor, he's a real prick!

Murderball
You are Mark. You must start from scratch and make your way to the Murderball Championships. Watch out for Joe, he's a real prick!

Grizzly Man
As Timothy Treadwell, it is your job to survive the bears in this adventure game out in the wild! Watch out for that one bear, you get the idea.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Ravi on October 21, 2005, 04:19:13 PM
Citizen Kane- You must try to find Rosebud before you die.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on October 21, 2005, 10:38:53 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey

Breathe, eat baby food, learn how to use the toilet, and float around in space until you reach the last level by turning off the console and you win!
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: MacGuffin on October 21, 2005, 11:18:58 PM
Million Dollar Baby - The Game: Think you can go toe-to-toe with Mo Cuishle? You have six rounds to knock her block off. By any means necessary.

The Aviator Flight Simulation Game: Test fly various airplanes in an effort to push their limits.
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on October 21, 2005, 11:58:36 PM
Brown Bunny

First person driving.  Make it from New Hampshire to California by using the linear highway.  Are you man enough for the challenge?
Title: CINEPHILE's ..video game. thread -- about MOVIES!
Post by: Ostrich Riding Cowboy on October 27, 2005, 08:05:36 PM
Slacker: The Oblique RTS.  
Amass the College Graduate population of Austin to have them share ideas and accomplish nothing.