come make your list while it's hot.
in my opinion, Ong Bak. This is a Thai action movie that has some of the most insane stunts and fights, not to mention they're really original and well-photographed, without wires nor special effects. However, because it's a Thai film, and because somehow the Thai distributors have yet to release a version with subtitles, or an NTSC version at all, most people have yet to see it.
a little site for it, if you got divx check out the clips:
http://www.ong-bak.fr.st/
there was only one..
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i tried to like The Hulk . i promised myself to be the first person to like the film, but i couldn't.
Hulk & 28 Days Later.
The Animation Show
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It comes out on DVD 1/20/04 for those who missed it...
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"BEAUTIFULLY ACTED THROUGHOUT" is bigger than the title...
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second this.
gotta be hard for a great actor being a midget.
Xixax The Movie.
Wait, it hasn't been released yet.
Quote from: FernandoWait, it hasn't been released yet.
Guess you're too mainstream to notice the real arthouse festivals.
I saw the movie. It was alright. The JJ cameo was funny though.
Quote from: CinephileQuote from: FernandoWait, it hasn't been released yet.
Guess you're too mainstream to notice the real arthouse festivals.
I saw the movie. It was alright. The JJ cameo was funny though.
yeah...and who was that guy eating whoppers in every fucking scene??
If I'm not mistaken, that was Pantalones wearing a "Hello My Name Is Mr. BK" sticker.
Quote from: CinephileIf I'm not mistaken, that was Pantalones wearing a "Hello My Name Is Mr. BK" sticker.
now when you mention it...
Oh, and that scene with you and the hurdles was hilarious, kotte. I've never seen an old women scream so loudly (even though i still couldn't hear anything :?)..
Remember the part of the xixax movie when the film stuck to the story topic, and then it went off on a tangent?
I think we have a synopsis here...flesh out it out to 10 page treatment and 'll do the grunt work and scribble down the 240+ page script.
So've established me, Pantalones and Mr. BurgerKing to make fun of. Who else?
Who's our leading man?
More importantly, who's the bad guy?
GT's the badguy AT FIRST, then we have to team up with him to take care of a greater evil (Ratner? Shumacher?)
Quote from: SlogGT's the badguy AT FIRST, then we have to team up with him to take care of a greater evil (Ratner? Shumacher?)
cow goes moo
I had that in mind however I was leaning more towards:
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neatahwanta
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Why give those jerks such a big role? Make it somebody like Molly.
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neatahwanta
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HAHAHA!!!
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Quote from: SlogWhy give those jerks such a big role? Make it somebody like Molly.
She can be the sexy supporting character who runs around in a bikini despite the wintery cold.
I'm talking villain here
Quote from: SlogI'm talking villain here
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All right, so several Xixaxians get together and make a film starring Halle Berry, it premieres in GT's hometown and he trashes it in a scathing review. Everyone gets mad at GT, and right before he is impaled in front of everyone, Mac runs up with news that Halle Berry signed on to do 2 sequels to the movie directed by Ratner. We all wonder how they could do this and figure out that Halle Berry used her fancy Hollywood lawyer to fuck with the contracts so that now she owns them, and will be credited as producer and creator, so the death of GT is postponed so you can go to Hollywood and, oh, I don't know, kill everyone.
whatever happens in the movie, it needs to be assequential, shot on reversal, projected at 1.33, and be in pig-latin with no subtitles...
Oh yeah, and there's a shot of a guy just scratching his nuts for fifteen minutes.
Quote from: CinephileQuote from: FernandoWait, it hasn't been released yet.
Guess you're too mainstream to notice the real arthouse festivals.
I saw the movie. It was alright. The JJ cameo was funny though.
:oops: Well, you can tell that I almost never check the Feature Presentation forum, I'll try to check them out soon though.
Quote from: FernandoQuote from: CinephileQuote from: FernandoWait, it hasn't been released yet.
Guess you're too mainstream to notice the real arthouse festivals.
I saw the movie. It was alright. The JJ cameo was funny though.
:oops: Well, you can tell that I almost never check the Feature Presentation forum, I'll try to check them out soon though.
Could've been a joke...
Quote from: kotteQuote from: FernandoQuote from: CinephileQuote from: FernandoWait, it hasn't been released yet.
Guess you're too mainstream to notice the real arthouse festivals.
I saw the movie. It was alright. The JJ cameo was funny though.
:oops: Well, you can tell that I almost never check the Feature Presentation forum, I'll try to check them out soon though.
Could've been a joke...
Is this (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=4782) a joke to you? :wink:
No, but I think this is funny...
Quote from: CinephileThe JJ cameo was funny though.
Quote from: RegularKarateOh yeah, and there's a shot of a guy just scratching his nuts for fifteen minutes.
haha yes. that's an important scene.
followed by a crucial flashback of kotte in the woods. might hav to do that as anime.
Quote from: PQuote from: RegularKarateOh yeah, and there's a shot of a guy just scratching his nuts for fifteen minutes.
haha yes. that's an important scene.
followed by a crucial flashback of kotte in the woods. might hav to do that as anime.
Following that, we cut back to the dude scratching his nuts at which point Sigur Ros drives up in his Dirkmobile, jumps out, and kicks a soccer ball at the dude's nuts. Then arrives XIXAX himself, chainsaw on one hand, Oliver North's War Stories in the other, and begins battling zombies coming from a manhole.
Quote from: Gamblor du JourThen arrives XIXAX himself, chainsaw on one hand, Oliver North's War Stories in the other, and begins battling zombies coming from a manhole.
But XIXAX can't fight them all off so MacGuffin saves the day by redirecting the zombies - back down the manhole.
Quote from: CinephileBut XIXAX can't fight them all off so MacGuffin saves the day by redirecting the zombies - back down the manhole.
...where GDIDM dwells.
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman...where GDIDM dwells.
here the action slows down, as gdidm is in the middle of a big domestic with his former live-in lover e-snizz. sniz is moving out and there's nothing gdidm can do to stop him. as snizz leaves the manwhole with the last of his luggage and belongings, gdidm sheds a tear of cream.. the single droplet splashes in a puddle below, sending ripples along. as phil collins' "I Wish It Would Rain Down" begins to play, we see a montage of other xixax couples and their current predicaments, the sad ones sing along, the others smile obliviously as if in their own separate soundtrack. we see slog and pas, phil and sigur, mog and dirk, pic and an apparition of sphinx, mac and a mosaic of all of budgie's avatars.
it's a touching moment, and so ends the first act.