Here are some:
"To save the world, they must..."
"Eminem in his directorial debut..."
"MTV Pictures presents..."
"He was a man fighting for justice"
"When you thought it was all over..."
"They're BACK!"
"From the writer of Magnolia and the director of Rush Hour"
"On a journey you'll never forget"
"....and starring Mandy Moore"
"See it for the first time anywhere"
this is my worst dream "MTV Pictures presents..."
"You tought you knew the end...but it was just the beginning ! Magnolia 2 : Revenge of the Killing Frogs. Come on, try and get it !"
*From Academy Award Winner, McG...
*Starring Madonna
*...But all that is about to change.
*He did it with "Psycho", now Gus Van Sant sets his sights on... "Vertigo."
*Coming Soon..."Ei8ht"; the awaited sequel to "Se7en."
"...on a version you've never seen before..."
"In the spirit of the Freddy vs Jason trilogy, comes... Alf vs Harry from Harry and the Hendersons!"
"Just when you thought Pauly Shore couldn't be any funnier, he makes Encino Man 2: Frozen Weasels"
"People everywhere across North America have seen Michael Moore's new movie, Fahrenheit 9/11 and critics agree: 'Moore is the new Riefenstahl'"
"More dead animals! More feces! More blood and dead stuff! From academy award nominee Tom Green comes 'Elmer's Tapeworms!'"
"Attack of the.."
"More explosions! More sex! More drugs! More weapons! From the producers of Pearl Harbour: Boogie Nights 2!"
"Home Alone 8. When Michael strikes against the babysitter. He won't settle for company tonight! He's alone FOR GOOD!"
"Gus Van Sant brings you the glorious much needed remake to an old movie - and this one has colour! Dom DeLuise. Patrick Swayze. Mariah Carey. TOUCH OF EVIL!"
"In a world where...."
"In a time when..."
"A tender tale of a man and his monkey..."
"Dancing was all he had..."
"Now, finally, the story of the 1983 Seattle Mariners can be told..."
"Pauly Shore brings Ayn Rand's greatest novel to life..."
Quote from: Find Your Magali"Now, finally, the story of the 1983 Seattle Mariners can be told..."
"....behind the offensive leader...with 19 HR's, 67 RBI's, a .269 BA....Pat Putnam..."
Quote from: aclockworkjjQuote from: Find Your Magali"Now, finally, the story of the 1983 Seattle Mariners can be told..."
"....behind the offensive leader...with 19 HR's, 67 RBI's, a .269 BA....Pat Putnam..."
Philip Seymour Hoffman IS Pat Putnam.
And Christina Ricci is his wife, Trixie, who is secretly sleeping with every other member of the team.
From a script by Charlie Kaufman, New Line Cinema proudly presents "Being the Mariners"
Actually, I might want to go see that. :P
Quote"MTV Pictures presents..."
Wasn't Election a MTV production? And didn't Election rock? I think it did...
Quote from: RoyalTenenbaumWasn't Election a MTV production? And didn't Election rock? I think it did...
Yes, it was, and yes, it did. I'm also not ashamed to admit I liked "Varsity Blues".
And Mandy Moore did a terrific job in "A Walk To Remember".
"From the writer of Gigli and the director of Goodfellas..."
.."like he said in his hit song 'rollin' ..watch underground maverick filmmaker fred durst keep the cameras...'rollin' in his first feature film"
.."starring kristen dunst ........in writer/director darren Aronofsky"s newest film"
..." right after the wedding comes....my big fat greek honeymoon"...
"new line cinema presents a story about love, jealousy, compassion, revenge, more jealousy, fear, hate, shame, lust, and ambition."
"from first-time director________" (amatuers really do suck, don't they?)
"when you lead two different lives, with two different wives, two different homes, two different jobs, two different sets of kids, two different dogs, sometimes its tough to remember where you put your fucking car keys."
"Quentin Tarantino is.... Quentin Tarantino in "Quentin Tarantino: a life in video stores." written, produced, lit, edited, costumed, scored, desgined, packaged, printed, distributed, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
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"when you lead two different lives, with two different wives, two different homes, two different jobs, two different sets of kids, two different dogs, sometimes its tough to remember where you put your fucking car keys."
haha, i would love to hear that.
-"a Joel Schumacher Film"
-"a Guy Ritchie Film"
-"in the spirit of Ishtar"
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-"a Guy Ritchie Film"
..did swept away cause this..or have you always not like his films?????
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"Quentin Tarantino is.... Quentin Tarantino in "Quentin Tarantino: a life in video stores." written, produced, lit, edited, costumed, scored, desgined, packaged, printed, distributed, and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Is that Robert Rodriguez's influence on Tarantino?
"Adam Sandler..."
"Michael Bay"
"You loved the internet forum, now experience XIXAX: The Movie"
"God Damn I'm The Man has to try to save his family. But only if he can stop creaming his pants for 48 hours."
"Don't die, goddamnit!"
"Noooooooooooo!!!!"
"It's payback time."
"this time, its personal"
also a thing i hate seeing in trailers these days is when everything builds and builds and builds, then theres the title of the movie, then some long, quiet shot, then a scare (like the new alien trailer and... well theyre all like that now)
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"a Guy Ritchie Film"
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..did swept away cause this..or have you always not like his films?????
I'm sure you can find my opinion on this hack somewhere on this site.
QuoteI'm sure you can find my opinion on this hack somewhere on this site.
oooohhh....... c'mon now...... "Lock, Stock..." and Snatch were great. Didn't bother to see Swept Away yet... Not a big Madonna fan, especially her acting (?!).
"the ending will BLOW.. YOU... AWAY"
FIRE!
Quote from: Ravi"God Damn I'm The Man has to try to save his family. But only if he can stop creaming his pants for 48 hours."
There will be no happy ending in this one.
From The Novel By Nicholas Sparks...
"...and this is the shocking twist that happens in the end which I will reveal right now..."
"From the writer/director of Manos the Hands of Fate comes a riveting and seductive tale of flatulents, cheap beer and mechanics...starring Mickey O'Rourke as Greasy Wrench, that pissed off dog from Cabin Fever as Fluffy the Wonder Bitch, and Kathy Bates in her most seductive role to date:Blown Gasket!"
Quote from: coffeebeetle"From the writer/director of Manos the Hands of Fate comes a riveting and seductive tale of flatulents, cheap beer and mechanics...starring Mickey O'Rourke as Greasy Wrench, that pissed off dog from Cabin Fever as Fluffy the Wonder Bitch, and Kathy Bates in her most seductive role to date:Blown Gasket!"
How about a trailer for "Hands of Darkness," the long-awaited documentary on the making of "Manos The Hands of Fate"? ... The screen would be black, and then you'd hear that haunting theme music start up, and then cut to Torgo and the Frank Zappa-lookalike guy sitting around a table, drinking coffee and eating donuts, when somebody suddenly throws a couple of revised scripts into the middle of the table.
CUT TO:
TORGO (in his real British accent, browsing through script): Oh, bloody hell. This production is daft, I tell you. First, they give me a positively ridiculous shambling walk. Then they add the bloody prosthetic thighs, which take all morning to put on. And now, what do these damned American intellectual midgets want to do? They want him to peer lasciviously through the window at the young woman. And, look, the nitwit can't even spell lasciviously. There's no bloody "h" in it. NO BLOODY "H"!! What are we doing here, Tom?
[BEAT]
Tom?
TOM/FRANK ZAPPA LOOKALIKE: Dude, my pee was green this morning.
CUT to shot of women in flowing white dresses wrestling in the sand. Someone shouts "Cut!" and walks into the middle of them, screaming, "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!"
VOICEOVER: If you thought the movie was horrifying, wait until you see behind the scenes. "Hands of Darkness" ... coming soon to a theatre near you.
A "Critics say..." ad for Gigli would be hilarious. Like when they printed a One Star review for Austin Powers 2 on the video cover here in Norway :-D
Quote from: Find Your MagaliQuote from: coffeebeetle"From the writer/director of Manos the Hands of Fate comes a riveting and seductive tale of flatulents, cheap beer and mechanics...starring Mickey O'Rourke as Greasy Wrench, that pissed off dog from Cabin Fever as Fluffy the Wonder Bitch, and Kathy Bates in her most seductive role to date:Blown Gasket!"
How about a trailer for "Hands of Darkness," the long-awaited documentary on the making of "Manos The Hands of Fate"? ... The screen would be black, and then you'd hear that haunting theme music start up, and then cut to Torgo and the Frank Zappa-lookalike guy sitting around a table, drinking coffee and eating donuts, when somebody suddenly throws a couple of revised scripts into the middle of the table.
CUT TO:
TORGO (in his real British accent, browsing through script): Oh, bloody hell. This production is daft, I tell you. First, they give me a positively ridiculous shambling walk. Then they add the bloody prosthetic thighs, which take all morning to put on. And now, what do these damned American intellectual midgets want to do? They want him to peer lasciviously through the window at the young woman. And, look, the nitwit can't even spell lasciviously. There's no bloody "h" in it. NO BLOODY "H"!! What are we doing here, Tom?
[BEAT]
Tom?
TOM/FRANK ZAPPA LOOKALIKE: Dude, my pee was green this morning.
CUT to shot of women in flowing white dresses wrestling in the sand. Someone shouts "Cut!" and walks into the middle of them, screaming, "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!"
VOICEOVER: If you thought the movie was horrifying, wait until you see behind the scenes. "Hands of Darkness" ... coming soon to a theatre near you.
:lol: That's fucking rich!
Quote from: pete"...and this is the shocking twist that happens in the end which I will reveal right now..."
Yeah, I hate that. After seeing the trailer for The Italian Job, I said to my friend, "Wow, that was a great movie."