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Film Discussion => News and Theory => Topic started by: Pas on August 29, 2003, 07:54:17 PM

Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: Pas on August 29, 2003, 07:54:17 PM
I just saw the worst movie in my life. Out for a Kill. I expected it to be bad, but this bad, no. It sucks on every level. It rips off every movie of the last 5 years. The story is bad, the acting is worse, and the special effects tried to rape me in the ass. I feel dirty
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: cine on August 30, 2003, 12:13:29 AM
You knew it was a Steven Seagal movie and that's where you went wrong in going to see it. Tsk tsk tsk.
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: NEON MERCURY on August 30, 2003, 11:28:26 PM
.Under siege (the one w/the train sequence wasn't that bad)...

his films are better than Jean C.v.d.
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: Cecil on August 30, 2003, 11:33:53 PM
i saw this at the video store and wanted to rent it just because you said it was so terrible
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: Ravi on August 31, 2003, 01:20:03 AM
Quote from: CinephileYou knew it was a Steven Seagal movie and that's where you went wrong in going to see it. Tsk tsk tsk.

Since when is it assumed that a Steven Seagal movie would be anything but intelligent and innovative?
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: cine on September 02, 2003, 06:33:42 AM
Quote from: Ravi
Quote from: CinephileYou knew it was a Steven Seagal movie and that's where you went wrong in going to see it. Tsk tsk tsk.

Since when is it assumed that a Steven Seagal movie would be anything but intelligent and innovative?

Shit, you caught me red-handed. I give. Uncle.  :oops:
Title: An all-time low for Steven Seagal and cinema in general
Post by: Pas on September 02, 2003, 12:31:15 PM
I said I expected it to be bad, in fact I wished it was bad so we could get a good laugh. But this bad ? Never could I have imagined ...

This movie will traumatize anyone who sees it in whole I'm pretty sure.
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