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Film Discussion => News and Theory => Topic started by: picolas on January 29, 2003, 10:10:44 PM

Title: it sure would suck if they had put "The" in front.
Post by: picolas on January 29, 2003, 10:10:44 PM
The American Beauty
The Magnolia
The Jaws
The Fargo
The Shindler's List
The Fight Club
The Citizen Kane

discuss.
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Post by: bonanzataz on January 29, 2003, 10:16:45 PM
The Fargo and The Schindler's List wouldn't work. They're specific nouns.
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Post by: ©brad on January 30, 2003, 05:28:02 AM
Quote from: picolasThe American Beauty
The Magnolia
The Jaws
The Fargo
The Shindler's List
The Fight Club
The Citizen Kane

discuss.

Yeah I guess it would suck. I really don't have anything else to say about it.
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Post by: polkablues on January 30, 2003, 02:26:48 PM
I disagree with every ounce of my being.


Discuss.
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Post by: RegularKarate on January 30, 2003, 03:05:39 PM
Now they sound like Bars and restraunts and such

The American Beauty Bed and Breakfast
The Magnolia Cafe
The Jaws Gift Shop
The Fargo Deli
The Fight Club
The Citizen Kane Kandy Store
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Post by: polkablues on January 31, 2003, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: RegularKarate
The Jaws Gift Shop

Five bucks says they have one of these at Universal Studios.
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Post by: cine on August 30, 2003, 12:07:34 AM
Quote from: picolasThe American Beauty
The Fight Club

These are the only acceptable titles for me. TAB fits well but I still do prefer it without 'the'.
"The Fight Club," to me, is actually a better title.


*waiting for an argument*
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Post by: Sleuth on August 30, 2003, 12:16:43 AM
did you get this idea when Vile5 put The before Citizen Kane in some other thread?
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Post by: Cecil on August 30, 2003, 12:18:35 AM
The The Last Temptation of Christ
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Post by: RegularKarate on August 30, 2003, 12:21:57 AM
Quote from: tremoloslothdid you get this idea when Vile5 put The before Citizen Kane in some other thread?

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 10:10 pm

Yes, Trem, then he popped into his time machine and made a thread back in January... PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
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Post by: Cecil on August 30, 2003, 12:23:20 AM
hey, pic, can you lend me your time machine? i need it for something
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Post by: Sleuth on August 30, 2003, 12:54:09 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by: picolas on August 30, 2003, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: Cecil B. Dementedhey, pic, can you lend me your time machine? i need it for something
Cecil, since you already know whether or not i lent you the time machine, the question became irrelevant before you asked it.
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Post by: ***beady*** on August 30, 2003, 05:44:59 AM
I totally agree that they would have sucked, like

The Goodfellas
The Goldfinger
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 30, 2003, 06:03:43 AM
would it be out of line for me to say this is The most boring thread i ever read

what with me using The and all

i could make you happy and go comic book guy style and say " most boring thread ever"


now let me save this wreck

like the guy said in  the commitments" you got to add a The in front of your bands name ala

the rolling stones
the temptations
the white stripes

now lots of great bands have not used the like for example oasis and Air supply

but "the" Adds a eliment of class when it fits it should be used

like leo dicaprios buddys  were " The pussy posse"
frank sinatra ran " the rat back"

in films however like in life only when it fits for example "the Royal Tenenbaums"

goodfellas was meant to be snappy and in your face and scarey less then classy

however The exercist sounds better then "exercist"



but dont worry the right people know when and when not to use it
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Post by: cine on August 30, 2003, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantaloneslike leo dicaprios buddys  were " The pussy posse"
frank sinatra ran " the rat back"

however The exercist sounds better then "exercist"

"The Exorcist" sounds better than both of them.

And the "The Rat Pack" sounds much more menacing than "The Rat Back".

Disagree if you must, but that's my opinion.
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on August 30, 2003, 10:15:32 AM
The 2001 Space Odyssey
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Post by: Ernie on August 30, 2003, 10:18:58 AM
Quote from: RegularKarateThe Magnolia Cafe

There's actually a little cafe called Magnolia's relatively near me with a very attractive waitress and weird, very good food...seriously, if you ever go to Rochester, go to Magnolia's, it's great. There's also a street called Magnolia Road with a good italian restaurant on it.

Just trying to contribute to the most boring thread ever as it was called.
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Post by: ono on August 30, 2003, 11:41:01 AM
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanThe 2001 Space Odyssey
The 2001: A Space Odyssey, you mean?  ;)

Even worse:

The Dr. Strangelove
or
The How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


Yawn.
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Post by: MacGuffin on August 30, 2003, 12:14:38 PM
The Psycho
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Post by: RegularKarate on August 30, 2003, 12:15:20 PM
Quote from: ebeaman
There's actually a little cafe called Magnolia's relatively near me with a very attractive waitress and weird, very good food...seriously, if you ever go to Rochester, go to Magnolia's, it's great. There's also a street called Magnolia Road with a good italian restaurant on it.

Just trying to contribute to the most boring thread ever as it was called.

We actually have The Magnolia Cafe here, that's why I mentioned it... I'm sure there are a lot of them since Magnolia is a popular street name.  (though none of our Magnolia Cafes here are on Magnolia)
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Post by: Ravi on August 30, 2003, 02:13:20 PM
The A Beautiful Mind
The Pi
The Spartacus
The Dude, Where's My Car?
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Post by: ono on August 30, 2003, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: RaviThe Dude, Where's My Car?
The Big Lebowski with Ashton Kutcher...

*shudders*
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Post by: Gamblour. on August 30, 2003, 05:45:44 PM
The Them!
The Terminator 2/3
The Clerks.
The Following
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Post by: Ravi on August 30, 2003, 09:43:34 PM
Quote from: Onomatopoeia
Quote from: RaviThe Dude, Where's My Car?
The Big Lebowski with Ashton Kutcher...

*shudders*

Skull fractured...brains leaking out...can't wait to see new Ashton Kutcher movie...
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Post by: Jeremy Blackman on August 30, 2003, 11:02:31 PM
The Pi
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Post by: pete on August 30, 2003, 11:11:33 PM
the discuss.
discuss.
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Post by: Ravi on August 30, 2003, 11:11:45 PM
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanThe Pi

Already did that one.

The El Mariachi
The Gone Fishin'
The Home Alone 3
The My Dinner with Andre
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Post by: cine on August 30, 2003, 11:14:32 PM
The Apocalypse Now
The Star Wars
The Rain Man
The Singin' in the Rain
The Titanic
The Malcolm X
The This is Spinal Tap
The Solaris
The Amadeus
The Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
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Post by: RegularKarate on August 30, 2003, 11:51:42 PM
The Stop It
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 31, 2003, 11:01:28 AM
Quote from: Cinephile
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantaloneslike leo dicaprios buddys  were " The pussy posse"
frank sinatra ran " the rat back"

however The exercist sounds better then "exercist"

"The Exorcist" sounds better than both of them.

And the "The Rat Pack" sounds much more menacing than "The Rat Back".

Disagree if you must, but that's my opinion.

i meant pack, weed and bad grammer bad combo  :: shruggs::
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Post by: cine on August 31, 2003, 11:13:56 AM
Understood.
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on August 31, 2003, 11:20:07 AM
Quote from: CinephileUnderstood.

see how we can all play nice ,now im going to smash the windows of your home :: looks for crowbar::
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Post by: Pozer on August 31, 2003, 04:59:57 PM
I've always felt Heist needed a The in front of it

you ever notice filmmakers and writers who always use the in front of their titles like Frank Darabont and John Grisham
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Post by: pete on September 02, 2003, 12:34:12 AM
Quote from: CinephileUnderstood.

THE understood.
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Post by: cine on April 06, 2005, 05:06:49 AM
The Ray

The Elephant

The Monster

The Blow-up

The Harold and Maude
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Post by: Pubrick on April 06, 2005, 05:20:01 AM
the faces
the manhattan
the oil!
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Post by: life_boy on April 06, 2005, 11:08:16 AM
The Missing
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Post by: grand theft sparrow on April 06, 2005, 12:28:57 PM
The Man Bites The Dog
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Post by: ono on April 06, 2005, 12:37:55 PM
The it sure would suck if they had put "The" in front.
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Post by: cron on April 06, 2005, 06:06:45 PM
the bottle rocket
the persona
the eraserhead
the paper moon
the waking life
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Post by: RegularKarate on April 06, 2005, 10:28:23 PM
The I think a lot of you are just randomly picking movies and don't really get it


also, there is a "The Missing" (or is that the joke?)
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Post by: Stefen on April 06, 2005, 10:45:19 PM
guys, stop it.
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Post by: cron on April 06, 2005, 10:46:22 PM
i chose mine because most of them sound artsier that way
i think the eraserhead could easily be the title for a vin diesel movie
and the persona sounds like a latino comedy.
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Post by: Stefen on April 06, 2005, 11:04:06 PM
that doesn't excuse you from the paper moon. the reading rainbow your way to no more suggestions.
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Post by: life_boy on April 06, 2005, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: RegularKaratealso, there is a "The Missing" (or is that the joke?)

The joke.