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Film Discussion => The Vault => Topic started by: oakmanc234 on July 15, 2003, 05:52:35 AM

Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: oakmanc234 on July 15, 2003, 05:52:35 AM
Just out of curiosity, has anyone seen this flick? (I'm not talking about Johnny Depp's 'Dead Man'). 'Dead Man on Campus' is a stupid college teen comedy that I watch every now and then for fun. No one seems to have heard of it, but I like it. I wouldn't be suprised if I don't get any replies.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: Alethia on July 15, 2003, 06:30:44 AM
ive seen it once. i semi enjoyed it, i think.  hadn't thought about it since that viewing until you just mentioned it.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: oakmanc234 on July 15, 2003, 07:32:15 AM
Hehe. It is that kinda flick, I probably wouldn't remember it if I hadn't bought a copy for $4 bucks and grew a liking for it.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: bonanzataz on July 15, 2003, 08:11:56 AM
this movie is funny and is prompting me to start another thread...
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: Sleuth on July 15, 2003, 08:15:50 AM
Quote from: bonanzatazthis movie is funny and is prompting me to start another thread...

Saved By the Bell?
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: bonanzataz on July 15, 2003, 08:22:22 AM
no, we can just turn this into the saved by the bell forum...

look at that, tremolosloth actually brought the thread in a new direction instead of killing it!

what saved by the bell character are you most like?

people say i remind them of screech, so i cut out their throats and eat their loins! which is funny, because i think dustin diamond is the shit.


EDIT: for people shaking their heads in confusion, we got from dead man on campus to saved by the bell with the mark-paul gosselaar connection... that guy will never be anything BUT zack, and i guess he wanted to use this movie to change his image. did it work? no, nothing will, you're zack for life, buddy. deal with it.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: Sleuth on July 15, 2003, 08:23:11 AM
Well that's what Dustin Diamond does nowadays, so maybe you really are like him
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: BrainSushi on July 15, 2003, 04:06:06 PM
I saw Dead Man on Campus when it first came out... I saw it with my mom... I was ten or eleven and didn't understand half the jokes, and I don't think my mom liked it much.

She also wasn't too keen on explaining to me what a bong was.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: MacGuffin on July 16, 2003, 12:54:50 AM
Quote from: bonanzatazno, we can just turn this into the saved by the bell forum...

Too late:
http://xixax.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1076
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: chainsmoking insomniac on July 16, 2003, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: bonanzatazno, we can just turn this into the saved by the bell forum...

look at that, tremolosloth actually brought the thread in a new direction instead of killing it!

what saved by the bell character are you most like?

people say i remind them of screech, so i cut out their throats and eat their loins! which is funny, because i think dustin diamond is the shit.


EDIT: for people shaking their heads in confusion, we got from dead man on campus to saved by the bell with the mark-paul gosselaar connection... that guy will never be anything BUT zack, and i guess he wanted to use this movie to change his image. did it work? no, nothing will, you're zack for life, buddy. deal with it.

Dustin Diamond does standup now....he came to my college and he does a fucking killer Walken impression.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: Victor on July 18, 2003, 12:02:15 AM
Mike White like a motherfucker, he co-wrote Dead Man, he gives it a macabre charm, tho tom everett scott really, really pisses me off. Funny flick anyway.

If Mr. Belding and Lisa Turtle had a baby, it would be me.
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: dufresne on July 18, 2003, 01:44:52 AM
saw this at a free preview screening at school.
Title: Re: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: Duck Sauce on July 18, 2003, 01:52:57 PM
Quote from: oakmanc234Just out of curiosity, has anyone seen this flick? (I'm not talking about Johnny Depp's 'Dead Man').

i didnt like either
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: NEON MERCURY on July 18, 2003, 01:57:55 PM
this film has one  two of the best lines in a film b/c its so stupid its funny :lol:


line one: "This is a showpiece bong"

line two:  "Cleaning toilets can be a zen-like experience"
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: oakmanc234 on July 18, 2003, 06:15:18 PM
Yeah, there are some classics:

"I'm livin' in a frat house, and these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hours? Well they can just SUCK MY QUIET COCK!!!!"

(rapping)"My name is Cliff, brother of Joe, I got me some crack, I want me some hoe!"

"DON'T FUCK WITH MY STUFF!!"
"Killer, remember what I told you"
"Yeah, um, don't, don't fuck with my stuff.....please"

"I'm serious when I say I have to study and I can't do that when you're distracting me every two seconds"
"I'm serious when I say I have to clean my bong and I can't do that when you're chewing me out every two seconds!"
Title: Dead Man on Campus
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on July 18, 2003, 11:16:30 PM
"Do you guys ever get horny?"
"Depends on where this conversation is going..."
"You know...like sometimes I just want to fuck the lamp, or start fuicking the couch because I'm so horny!"

That's all I remember from the movie.