BonBon made a great post about movies you haven't seen yet.
Now, for the flip side... How about movies you HAVE seen that you would never admit to. Guilty pleasure, or a plain old mistake...
Jurassic Park 3 (Wife made me do it)
Big Fat Liar (that Amanda Bynes is some hot jailbait)
Return to Me
Spy Kids 2
KPAX
Don't Be a Menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood
power rangers the movie..
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Hey!!! I used to work on Power Rangers.......but, your right!!!
what were you on the power rangers set? (a grib,extra,etc)
or maybe a power ranger?! hehe
:lol:
Quote from: underdogwhat were you on the power rangers set? (a grib,extra,etc)
or maybe a power ranger?! hehe
:lol:
I was just a production assistant. I worked the last season they did called "wild force". I would probably be working this season too except Disney bought the show and moved it to New Zealand. Actually me and my roommate just made a short film about us being the last two p.a.'s that worked for the power rangers n the U.S. We will definatey be putting it on this web site in the next week or so.
The Swan Princess
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if they switched places no one would know the difference
Quote from: sphinxif they switched places no one would know the difference
Oh my God they should do that! They would make, like, twice as much money! Wait...
The Mummy Returns
DEAR GOD I WANT THOSE FINE LADIES
oh yeah, and uh....movie...Get Carter. and i saw it in the theater. and i paid 20 bucks to see it.
terrible
Dude, Where's My Car?
Mystery Men
Jurassic Park 3
Guy Ritchie's version of Swept Away
Mr. Deeds
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Oh yes. When do they turn 18 again? I know it's coming up.
Quote from: cbrad4dOh yes. When do they turn 18 again? I know it's coming up.
June 13th, 2004. i've got my plane ticket and binoculars ready.
but pubes, arent they not fat enough for ya?
Quote from: cecil b. dementedbut pubes, arent they not fat enough for ya?
Mary-Kate is.
Thats not the best picture I have seen of them.
We look like a bunch of pedophiles
Quote from: Duck SauceWe look like a bunch of pedophiles
We are Pubrick is a
bunch of pedophile
s.
The Godzilla of 1998. Yeah, Rolan Emmerich's. Guilty pleasure. Hate to admit it.
Strictly for P:
Gordon Directing Olsen Twins' New York Minute
What a Girl Wants helmer Dennie Gordon has signed on to direct the Olsen Twins film New York Minute for Warner Bros. Pictures, reports Variety.
The film, written by Emily Fox, is an action-adventure comedy set in New York that takes place over a 24-hour time period. It is expected to start shooting in July in Toronto and New York.
Fraternal twins Mary-Kate and Ashley shot to fame in the hit TV series Full House in 1987. They have produced and starred in about 12 straight-to-video movies and about 25 straight-to-video shortform shows and five TV movies.
The twins also operate the leading girls retail franchise in the U.S. under the Mary-Kate and Ashley brand, which in 2002 grossed just shy of $1 billion.
Okay, Mary Kate/Ashley & Amanda Bynes are hot in ways that make me go to consifessional, But I think we're missing the best piece of jailbait...
Hilary Duff.
That is all.
The Patriot
Pay It Forward
Varsity Blues
She's All That
Is the topic "Movies you're ashamed to admit you HAVE seen" some type of code for "16 year-olds you're ashamed to want to fuck"?
...thought so. :wink:
i, for one, cant say i want to fuck any teeny boppers. amanda bynes is a blithering idiot. i cure morning wood with her picture on the wall.
just kidding......id never allow her picture on my wall.
i'm so there!
oh and..
Quote from: MacGuffinthe Mary-Kate and Ashley brand, which in 2002 grossed just shy of $1 billion.
that's a turn off.
XXX and B. Monkey....I watched them for purely asthetic reasons, I'm ashamed to admit (i.e. Asia Argento.....)
...especially XXX....B. Monkey wasn't abominable, it just could have been alot better storywise....
Wow, you guys made me feel a lot better. I used to be kinda guilty about my Olsen twins / Hillary Duff fetish...
...uh, right... movies...
I'm ashamed to say I get a kick out of Congo. Tim Curry is funny, and I like when they laser-blast the apes.
Cara Delizia from Disney's So Weird. :(
Quote from: Duck SauceWe look like a bunch of pedophiles
Not all of us... :wink:
j/k...you know I had to get you back for seeing All the Real Girls first and rubbing it in my face.
But yeah, I've been wondering...how old are the olsen twins? They might be a year or two older than me actually. Cause they're definitely hot...Hilary Duff is too...how old is she?
Anyway...back to the topic...I think there are probably too many movies that I'm ashamed I ever saw. Everyone I come up with I can make an excuse for seeing...like Bubble Boy for instance, it was the first movie I ever saw Jake Gyllehaal in, who is one of my favorite actors today. Or the Joel Schumacher batman movies...they might be horrible now...but when I was younger I remember enjoying them a little bit...just not as much as I loved (and still love today) the Burton ones. So, I've been trying to think of some REALLY extra terrible ones that don't have any redeeming qualities that I have ALWAYS hated. This is all I came up with...
armageddon
bats
freddy got fingered
mimic
pearl harbor
ringmaster
secretary
toys (used to scare the
fuck out of me)
They're are probably a lot more that I forgot. I probably made an effort to forget about them. Toys and Armageddon are unforgettable though...seriously, wow.
A previous poster mentioned he saw B. Monkey and XXX expressly to see Asia Argento. Me too. I also watched New Rose Hotel and Scarlet Diva.
I saw Sweetest Thing merely because it featured Cameron Diaz, Selma Blair and Parker Posey in the same movie.
I have been known to see movies I otherwise wouldn't see just because some hot actress is featured. Why else would I bother with Abandon, which features Katie Holmes and Zooey Deschanel? Why would I be sitting in a theater watching Scream 3 unless Neve Campbell and Parker Posey were featured? And so on.
Secretary? Are you guys all Secretary haters here?
Oh, and my contribution to the thread: Waterworld.
Ghoulies 2.
No wait, it was funny.
Well, not intentionally.
i liked secretary.
and i think the olsen twins are ugly as fuck
Cradle 2 the Grave.
what the fuck was i thinking?
Quote from: ShanghaiOrangeCara Delizia from Disney's So Weird. :(
tru, she's turning into sum sort of dwarf piglet thing.
An earlier post mentioned New Rose Hotel....I liked the luscious cinematography, the lighting in a few of the scenes....but how the camera makes love to Asia....absolutely fucking astounding!
Ferrara's best (or my fave anyway) was King of New York....
i saw jurassic park 3. i wasn't disappointed or ashamed, because i knew what to expect and got what i paid for [dollar cinema]. not a terrible way to waste a wednesday afternoon.
i do, however, regret paying to see armageddon. this was probably the last movie where i threw caution to the wind. i knew it might be bad, but i told myself that it should be at least fun. boy was i fucking wrong.
but, as for the most humiliating thing i've ever paid to see...
ninja turtles 3. and i was thirteen fucking years old. or something like that. i paid to see ninja turtles. THREE!
fuck.
i like the ninja turtles, especially the second one. the woman who plays april in the second one is hot. i guess the woman in the first one is too, she's got that linda hamilton thing going.
Quote from: cbrad4di like the ninja turtles, especially the second one. the woman who plays april in the second one is hot. i guess the woman in the first one is too, she's got that linda hamilton thing going.
I have the first 2 films on tape. I lost the second one somewhere, though, which sucks, because that's the best one.
Quote from: cbrad4di like the ninja turtles, especially the second one. the woman who plays april in the second one is hot. i guess the woman in the first one is too, she's got that linda hamilton thing going.
I saw the begining to number 2 yesterday where the pizza boy gets attacked and then from way behind the turtles run down the stairs, freeze frame and logo. I got the chills
Ah, let's see....Killer Clowns From Outer Space....twice...and the second time i wasn't tripping balls on three Tim Leary tabs
crossroads -- saw it twice on a 48 hour train ride -- it was a low point of my life.
zombie cult massacre
dungeons and dragons
Quote from: cowboykurtiscrossroads -- saw it twice on a 48 hour train ride -- it was a low point of my life.
this too
Quote from: punchdrunk23Ah, let's see....Killer Clowns From Outer Space....twice...and the second time i wasn't tripping balls on three Tim Leary tabs
I used to own the DVD of KKFOS, but I sold it.
Films I can't believe I saw:
Leprechaun
Brainscan
Vega$ Vacation
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
I get bonus points for seeing the first three in the theater.
the power rangers movies and home alone
peace
van wilder (i almost fucking puked)
domestic disturbance
charlies angels
Punch Drunk Love
The Mummy
The Green Mile
My Best Friend's Wedding (I was forced to...honestly...)
Pretty Woman
Armageddon
Star Trek V
The Fly Part II
Scary Movie (but I didn't really look at the screen...)
more recently (in sneak previews):
The Hunted
National Security
But I liked "Plan 9 from Outer Space" a lot :)
Runaway Bride
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peace
home alone is a great film -- dont fuck with it.
I don't like the Home Alone movies now, but I loved the first two when I was little. Chris Columbus has done worse, such as Nine Months, another bad film I wish I didn't see, especially in the theater.
I may have said it before, but... The Swan Princess.
it pisses me off when people judge a film like home alone based on artistic merit. if you go watch a film like home alone and expect THE GRAND ILLUSION, youre a fucking idiot. when i watch a film, i judge it by it's intentions: if a film is an ACTION film, does it succeed at being an ACTION film? If a film's a family film, does it succeed in being that... home alone is one of the greatest family films, a hell a lot better than many family films made today -- i think it'll go down in history and loved for years to come, just a like A CHRISTMAS STORY. i hate people that go to an action film like THE ROCK and start ripping on micheal bay because he's not BERGMAN. NO HES NOT -- YOURE RIGHT. Hes not trying to change the world. hes trying to make an action film. I feel the THE ROCK is a very entertaining action film, will it change the world? NO -- because that is not it's intention.
Kung Pow is the only one i can think of. Stoned out of our minds, the only people in the theater, and we still walked out. it was just that bad.
Quote from: bonanzatazKung Pow is the only one i can think of. Stoned out of our minds, the only people in the theater, and we still walked out. it was just that bad.
I liked it for the randomness of it all..."this is cnn...this is cnn..." I had NO idea what was going on and i guess that's why i sort of enjoyed it.
I caught 20 minutes of Kung Pow on tv and was surprised. Sure, what I saw was pretty bad, but for a bad movie, it sure was a ballsy thing in just going for it. Usually a bad movie is conformity to death, but this movie was unique in its still bad taste.
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I said god damn! I dunno about that movie, but she sure looks damn sexy.
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OK this a warning! And i'm serious! Dont watch this film : Love in Paris
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119576
I wonder if anybody likes this film! :?
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peace
home alone is a great film -- dont fuck with it.
i never said home alone one was a bad movie
peace
Quote from: underdogQuote from: cowboykurtisQuote from: underdogthe power rangers movies and home alone
peace
home alone is a great film -- dont fuck with it.
i never said home alone one was a bad movie
peace
the thread is about movies youre ashamed to HAVE seen. you said: home alone. if its not bad, then why would you be ashamed of seeing it. has logic been thrown out the window?
Quote from: bonanzatazKung Pow is the only one i can think of.
My daughter rented this and brought it over to watch together.
I'm like, what is this?
So, it starts.
And the baby beats up the mean guys and runs away.
And falls half way down a mountain and comes to rest on a trail.
And the passing stranger picks up the cute little baby and........
dumps him off the other side, so he can continue on his way..!!
Well, I guess I have to be ashamed to admit that this is the hardest I have laughed in years. I mean, I was peeing my pants for an hour..!!
Weeeeeoooooo weeeeoooo weeeeee whaaaaaacccchhhh
Kung Pow is a master piece in the cinematic world. Why, just the line uttered by the Master himself "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's not butter..." was spectacular. I've never seen more depth, more meaning, more profoundity than in the: dog/ fart/ dead dog scene. I was truely amazed in watching this film..... The pauses, the silence between the dialogue, the close ups, and then retreats, all within the kung-fu imagery were astounding.... This movie was much better than GHOST.
Quote from: pixelnixelThis movie was much better than GHOST.
I'll give you an "Amen" on that one
every ron shelton movie to me is a peice of shit and iam ashamed to admit ive seen a few cuz i tryd to givee him a chance to redeem himself
Quote from: ratsorizzoevery ron shelton movie to me is a peice of shit and iam ashamed to admit ive seen a few cuz i tryd to givee him a chance to redeem himself
uhh wrong , i could go the route of everyone else and call you a idiot because i disagree with you, but i will just say Ahhh no
Howard the Duck.
Congo
Pearl Harbor
The Mummy Returns
New Rose Hotel
The Funeral
King of New York
Thir13en Ghosts
What can I say, I am bored to death by Abel Ferrera films.
The others were just pure crap packaged and sold.
Evolution
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New Rose Hotel
The Funeral
King of New York
What can I say, I am bored to death by Abel Ferrera films.
ouch ouch ouch ouch
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Me, too.... for Moore.
Also:
Secondhand Lions.
i saw spice world in theaters...and enjoyed it...and own the videotape
Quote from: bonanzatazi saw spice world in theaters...and enjoyed it...and own the videotape
lol at your small type, Taz.
Probably along those same lines, I caught final 2/3 of Josie and the Pussycats on cable earlier this year and found it mindlessly entertaining. But I would never actually admit that in public. :wink:
josie and the pussycats is actually not that bad
It was lighthearted in a very "Wayne's World" kind of way...
The comic turns by Parker Posey, Alan Cumming and Carson Daly were quite amusing. And I think playing an airhead suits Tara Reid quite well.
But, again, I would never admit any of this in an online forum or public place....
the look of the film was good too
yes, tis true. i did in fact spend 4.50 renting this "tasty cinematic treat."
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and bonanzataz, i saw spice world in the theater too.
probably outside of this site, i'm more ashamed to list good movies i've seen to the casual viewer. i wouldn't go up to a casual acquantence and tell them that i've just seen 'stolen kisses', cause they'd look at me like i was a fool.
but with you guys, it's different and i'm not really sure what i'm ashamed to say that i've seen. if i see a bad movie, i don't have to be ashamed, i just have to make sure everyone knows i think it was bad. i guess i could be ashamed to say that i watched 'idle hands' and really liked it....i'm not sure though, does anyone else like this one?
I rented Maid in Manhattan but didn't watch it. The Regret was too big.
I saw Pearl Harbor in the theaters ...I can't turn down a movie I haven't seen if someone is paying.
I guess that's how I ended up sitting through the Passion, as well.
Also, one of my ex-girlfriends had a horrible taste in movies. Because of this, I had to sit through Darkness Falls, Jeepers Creepers, It, Final Destination 1 and 2 (if the saving grace of a movie is "The deaths are prety cool" then you know it's not too great).
A Day Without A Mexican.
Quote from: WalrusAlso, one of my ex-girlfriends had a horrible taste in movies. Because of this, I had to sit through Darkness Falls, Jeepers Creepers, It, Final Destination 1 and 2 (if the saving grace of a movie is "The deaths are prety cool" then you know it's not too great).
jeepers creepers is good! and final destination wasnt too bad either.
ok...i've only read the first three pages of this thread and i think i've got the doozie....
i watched "hanging up" purely because meg ryan wears a white singlet w/out a bra for the whole movie...
[i have a thing for her]
i felt dirty afterwards...
Quote from: cykok...i've only read the first three pages of this thread and i think i've got the doozie....
I re-read the first three pages and think I've got that beat...
I've seen about 90% of those listed. Even own some.
I don't feel dirty at all.
Quote from: MacGuffinI've seen about 90% of those listed. Even own some.
How was Maid in Manhattan?
Quote from: BorjabahHow was Maid in Manhattan?
Not as good as The Wedding Planner.