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Film Discussion => The Vault => Topic started by: XL NEGRO on January 21, 2003, 09:28:21 PM

Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: XL NEGRO on January 21, 2003, 09:28:21 PM
Has anybody seen this movie besides me? Its gold, pure gold. 24 karat, my friends. See it drunk.

Kangaroo Jack is the number 1 movie in AMERICA. GEORGE W. BUSH is the President of that exact same country. Do you see the correaltion??? I think I'm on to something
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: Duck Sauce on January 21, 2003, 09:51:37 PM
What would be number one with Gore or Nader?
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: underdog on January 23, 2003, 06:00:52 PM
kangaroo jack got to be the wrost movie for this year, i seen bob saget make better movie then that.
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: sphinx on January 23, 2003, 06:02:03 PM
this movie doesn't even deserve a thread.  shame on all of you.
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: Duck Sauce on January 23, 2003, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: underdogi seen bob saget make better movie then that.

and I seen horses with better grammar
Title: huh?
Post by: underdog on January 23, 2003, 09:24:42 PM
damn it!! i guess it back to school with me....  :oops:  :cry:
thanks for pointing that out..
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: Victor on January 24, 2003, 10:51:36 AM
Quote from: Duck Sauce
Quote from: underdogi seen bob saget make better movie then that.

and I seen horses with better grammar

ah, leave the dude alone, hes from canadia.
Title: Kangaroo Jack
Post by: Xixax on January 24, 2003, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Lester
Quote from: Duck Sauceah, leave the dude alone, hes from canadia.
I wouldn't know, but I would think it sucks to have Chlamydia.
Title: The end of the world...
Post by: CollinBullock on March 20, 2003, 03:10:31 PM
You know, I used to think Kangaroo Jack was the signifier of the apocolyapse.

Then I saw that Bringing Down The House was the number one movie in america, and so I went into hiding in a fallout shelter.

Then I saw the ads for Boat Trip and I shot myself.

Yes, I'm a zombie.  I'm just hoping Matrix Relodaded can breathe new life into me.
Title: Re: The end of the world...
Post by: Ravi on March 23, 2003, 09:37:54 PM
Quote from: CollinBullock
Then I saw that Bringing Down The House was the number one movie in america, and so I went into hiding in a fallout shelter.

Then I saw the ads for Boat Trip and I shot myself.

BDTH was numero uno 2 weeks in a row.  Boat Trip looks like a bad SNL sketch (okay, that's redundant).  You'll be dead by summer.  

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