Oh my god, I am in heaven right now...just picked up the living section of the paper, top left corner IMMEDIATELY caught my eye...a pic of Adam Sandler in the beautiful blue suit. I read the short blurb under it faster than I've ever read anything in my life and find out the best news I've heard in probably all my teen years! The George Eastman House, a very famous theatre many of you have probably heard of, JUST added a screening of PDL with an appearance by god himself to their June schedule!!!! It's going to be on June 30th! God, what perfection! Right at the beginning of summer, I hope this is an omen for the best summer ever! Seriously, this is a dream. I never thought he would come here, the only cool famous person I've ever met here is PSH. This is really amazing. I have no idea what I'm going to have him sign, cause I won't leave without meeting him...I swear to god. I have 3 posters, by then I'll have all 4 dvd's, I have the PDL script, I don't even know what to do, I can't even think. I am going to totally freak out if he actually ends up coming. I hope nothing gets in the way. I don't see what could, I mean the dvd is finished...he probably doesn't really have too many other screening to attend at this point, right? He's done all the marketing, everything is all set, if he is working on his next movie at all it's probably just the script...so all he's gotta do is stay fucking healthy. God, I hope this really happens...it would be amazing!!!!
Anyway, I just had to tell somebody so I came here...I just freaked out. Is there any advice people who have met him or seen him in person can give me? Is he a nice guy? Cause of course I'm going to try to meet him. It was pretty easy to meet PSH and that was a similar thing so I'm going to get my nerve up. He acts kinda wierd on some of the things I've see him in or when I read some of his interviews but in a cool way! I'd love to hear what he acts like just so I'm prepared a little bit.
O man, you're fucking lucky!
He's surely a nice guy!
i am not jealous at all.
die, you little prick, die.
Lol, I knew at least one of you would be bitter...don't blame you AT ALL Cecil...I would have felt the exact same way. Why don't you come down and check it out!? It's a great theatre. We'll hang out.
I do feel like a little prick now though, seriously. Cecil has probably been a fan of him much longer than I have. I really do think he's the best though...him and Scorsese...PTA being the best young filmmaker. But yeah, I guess this is a little more than I deserve. I did have a kinda rough year in school though. And Cecil gets to hang out with pissed off girls! So I don't feel bad anymore. I got into him when I was 15, I couldn't really be expected to be interested in him at a younger age, right?
Quote from: ebeamanWhy don't you come down and check it out!? It's a great theatre. We'll hang out.
seems pretty far. i dont drive. i hate cars. except when they crash
Quote from: ebeamanCecil gets to hang out with pissed off girls
8)
pissed off girls that like me
Quote from: ebeamanThe George Eastman House, a very famous theatre many of you have probably heard of, JUST added a screening of PDL with an appearance by god himself to their June schedule!!!!
Good for you Jack!
Seriously, it'll certainly be very cool, now, you probably already thought of this but you must ask him if he's working on something right now, or how sooner he plans to do so.
This could apply to him now:
'Every month Kubrick isn't making films is a loss to everybody.'
Sidney Lumet
Anyone else just read the thread title and see the author and slightly laugh or smile? I did.
I am happy for you ebes; you are by far the most enegetic PTA fan I know. I bet he knows your name from slyly reading this board every now and then so you should wear a shirt saying, "EBEAMAN WANTS YOU" and just run up to PTA wearing the biggest grin you can give. It will be scary and beautiful at the same time. I'm not trying to be mean here because I think its great and am happy for you. A lot of people here seem to be wearing a cool persona on their shoulder and not really fully opening up. When I see you talking ebes, I know you are really saying it with all your convinction. More people are like you, but afraid to show it.
~rougerum
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetAnyone else just read the thread title and see the author and slightly laugh or smile? I did.
~rougerum
Totally...! :-D
And I am officially a massively jealous fanboy right now... Although I always end up making an ass out of myself when I meet people I admire, just come accross as an annoying, normal fan - which, of course, I am: it's just that it feels much deeper than that, doesn't it...? Like, "you
totally understand me, man: we are going to just have an immediate connection - it'll be a beautiful thing..." And then you're in front of them and you just start saying "You're just... sooooooo cool...".
But I'm sure it won't be like that for you, Ebes...! I can't think of anyone in the world I'd rather meet right now (except for maybe an incarnate version of the abstracted ideal girl of my dreams I have in my head, but - her aside - PTA's number one...!)
You lucky, lucky bastard...
PTA was supposed to come to Denver for a PDL screening as part of the Denver intl film festival, and he bailed close to the last minute. Since I was too late in getting tics (they sold *quick*), I asked a friend of mine who was going to see if anyone had a spare available-- and I was willing to pay near triple the amount. To my fortune, no one had a spare, and it turned out PTA wasnt showing anyway. PDL played the next weekend, and I felt relieved. Still though -- why drop your Denver friends, eh P?
Quote from: ebeamanIt's going to be on June 30th!
I'd go, but I have 3rd row tickets to Norah Jones that evening :cry:.
Quote from: children with angelsQuote from: The Gold TrumpetAnyone else just read the thread title and see the author and slightly laugh or smile? I did.
~rougerum
Totally...! :-D
And I am officially a massively jealous fanboy right now... Although I always end up making an ass out of myself when I meet people I admire, just come accross as an annoying, normal fan - which, of course, I am: it's just that it feels much deeper than that, doesn't it...? Like, "you totally understand me, man: we are going to just have an immediate connection - it'll be a beautiful thing..." And then you're in front of them and you just start saying "You're just... sooooooo cool...".
yeah. i just met elliott smith and was just like "we....love you". such a dork am i. i cant imagine what i will say to PTA if am given the opportunity.
Well, thank you guys for not being too jealous...you reacted a lot better than I thought you would. And no, I do not take any offense at all to anything you said GT, or anything anybody said...I know what you all mean. I realize I'm not the smartest or most mature person here and I don't try to be. I know I am like that. Those are not my goals either. I'm happy to be learning and developing my taste, I don't even want to be an expert yet. I thank god I found this site, I would never have discovered a lot of my favorite filmmakers. I'm glad to be the most energetic PTA fan you know too GT, that made me feel good. I'm also glad you see the sincerity in all my posts and everything I say, thanks for not labeling me with the overemotional teen stereotype as many often do just because of the passion I have. It is all really true and sincere as I said.
ebeaman..i will see you there. Cant wait, ordering my tickets tommorow. We should chill before or some shiznat. Any particular questions anyone thinks I should ask him at the q and a?
ebeaman take pictures and have him sign your chest.
Ask him if he ever went to the PTanderson.com forums
Give him a business card that says www.xixax.com or www.seduceanddestroy.com
Quote from: Duck SauceAsk him if he ever went to the PTanderson.com forums
pshhh...
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: Duck SauceAsk him if he ever went to the PTanderson.com forums
pshhh...
do me a favor ebea and don't represent this board in any way.
hey eb, you should represent the board for us
Quote from: cecil b. dementedhey eb, you should represent the board for us
seriously...good idea. Maybe mention it slightly if you get to talk to him...he might remember it.
But then again. If I was PTA i'd be a little scared to see obsessive fans bitch at each other and host home film festivals....might be a tad bit obsessive like for my taste....
Quote from: mdebeaman..i will see you there. Cant wait, ordering my tickets tommorow. We should chill before or some shiznat. Any particular questions anyone thinks I should ask him at the q and a?
Oh cool man, I was wondering if you were still coming here...hadn't seen you too much lately. And yeah, I've been trying to think of some questions...I'll let you know if I think of any really worthwhile, cause I'm not going to ask him anything, I'm pussing out. I'll definitely meet him and have him sign something and all that but no questions. I didn't really know there was going to be a Q and A, that's awesome.
By the way, I wanted to ask you...what's going on with that Young Filmmaker's Festival, is it still going on or what? I hadn't seen it advertised or anything? Oh, and how's your short coming along? Hope it's going well.
And just to everybody, I don't think I can handle representing xixax. That's too big for me. I think I'll listen to P for once. I'd love to at least mention it to him but I'll be way too shy and starstruck to do something like that. Hasn't Greg told him about it yet? I think him and Xixax himself are the ones that really have the right to talk to the man himself as it is their work, right?
Quote from: ebeamanHasn't Greg told him about it yet? I think him and Xixax himself are the ones that really have the right to talk to the man himself as it is their work, right?
Add Michael Wilson to that as well...this is his place, really.
Mr. Xixax is Michael Wilson. They're the same person.
Quote from: MacGuffinMr. Xixax is Michael Wilson. They're the same person.
I know i know... :oops:
im not a patient reader...
You should have him make a Xixax.com commercial. Maybe something like "Hi, I'm Paul Thomas Anderson and you are watching xixax.com".
Anyway you have to say: "I'm such a great admire of your work! Boogie Nights really spoke to me on a personal level."
Quote from: Sigur RósYou should have him make a Xixax.com commercial. Maybe something like "Hi, I'm Paul Thomas Anderson and you are watching xixax.com".
Anyway you have to say: "I'm such a great admire of your work! Boogie Nights really spoke to me on a personal level."
Lol, if I do say anything...I'm just going to be myself. I was thinking about how I should learn some big words and think of some big metaphors so I can talk to him and stuff but thinking about it now...he's not really that type of guy...at least it seems. I'm not saying he's shallow, he's just seemingly a really cool, non-intellectual guy that loves film and would love any fan, even if they're kinda dumb and love his movies for different reasons.
I don't want to say something specific at all either...cause I love all of his movies so much. I don't want to praise any one of his movies. I'd have to say something really broad and general to cover it all.
anybody know the exact address? i dont live in rochester, i live like 2 hrs west of it
George Eastman House
International Museum of Photography and Film
900 East Avenue
Rochester, NY 14607
(585) 271-3361
FAX (585) 271-3970
I love seeing famous people I admire in person.
But I hate meeting them. Especially if I have to speak.
This is why I'm half-glad PTA is not coming anywhere near my town. As far as I know. Living in the same town as Todd Haynes and Gus van Sant for so many years was quite enough to give me an ulcer, thank you.
prepare a list of simpson-nerd like questions and ask them in simpson-nerd like voice...
"in scene 7 at :32 seconds on the Magnolia DVD...."
very good, ill see yas there
dude, my birthday is the 21st, my cousins live in rochester and i've been invited to there graduation party which is the 29th. Which means i'm going to the dryden screening. I'm ordering tickets either today or tommorow. this is great.
Quote from: godardianI love seeing famous people I admire in person.
But I hate meeting them. Especially if I have to speak.
This is why I'm half-glad PTA is not coming anywhere near my town. As far as I know. Living in the same town as Todd Haynes and Gus van Sant for so many years was quite enough to give me an ulcer, thank you.
I'm definitely the same way. I hated meeting PSH cause I knew I had to do it but I really didn't want to. All I could think about was how guilty I would feel if I didn't...I wouldn't be able to sleep. So, I'm nervous as ever that I'm going to have to go through the whole thing now with PTA. Seriously, I'm taking a break on meeting people for about 10 years after this. God forbid Zooey Deschanel or Audrey Tautou ever come here...I hope that I never find out if they do. I want to be more respectable when I meet them.
what time is it at?
7:30
all attending members please bring your xixax.com membership cards as they are required for the reserved special xixax seating and the post party. if you do not have one yet email someone.
i'd like a membership card please.
Oh shit, i'm gonna make the drive out there for that.
Quote from: Lancei'd like a membership card please.
Me too. We really do deserve reserved seating, it's more than likely we'll be the most loyal (obsessed) fans there.
The doors actually open at 7:15 by the way, you might wanna get there as early as you can. This things probably going to fill up fast. It doesn't actually start till 8:00 but I don't really mind waiting. It's a great theater.
I met Bill Parcells once and told him he is "the vessel through which god coaches." Didn't want to withold the truth, ya know...
aw
could i have one please.
a xixax card, i mean
sure, what's your credit card #?
i am afraid i cannot disclose that information in front of so many, thank you very much
I'd charge you 49.99 for it, or you can take me out to lunch one day (Wendys or BK is fine by me, although I'm on a diet these days)
if youll do tgi fridays im all for it
Somebody bring a camera, I cant wait to see what these board members look like..
Also, post your Social Security number
OK, i'm sorry for this but: I AM SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just cannot even imagine meeting PTA that's imposible in my case because i live in other country!!!! in PERU!!! :cry: but i don't hate Ebe and md NO WAY! :(
I just feel like the day when i knew that PTA was in the Lima Airport and I didn't know it!!!!!!!!!!!! but I don't hate you, no Sr! :?
I just would like to ask you a favor, tell him that there is a Peruvian fan that would like to tell him four words: PTA, NEVER DIE PLEASE!!!
and believe me i don't hate you...oh! my god, yes! i hate you with all my soul!!, but don't worry, i won't tomorrow :-D
bye i'm going right now to my house to cry...
Adios!
ask him if he prefers macs or pcs
macguffin or picolas? :?
Quote from: Duck SauceSomebody bring a camera, I cant wait to see what these board members look like.
Lol, no way. I hope I don't see anybody from here...I mean meet them or anything. There's no way I'll be able to act myself on such an occasion. I hope we just drift through this thing not knowing we saw eachother.
Quote from: ebeamanQuote from: Duck SauceSomebody bring a camera, I cant wait to see what these board members look like.
Lol, no way. I hope I don't see anybody from here...I mean meet them or anything. There's no way I'll be able to act myself on such an occasion. I hope we just drift through this thing not knowing we saw eachother.
thats good advice. trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
Quote from: themodernage02thats good advice. trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
ha...honestly...ebeaman i think i will be able to spot you out. word 5 more days
Quote from: mdQuote from: themodernage02thats good advice. trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
ha...honestly...ebeaman i think i will be able to spot you out. word 5 more days
Do you? Dammit, alright...fine. I guess it's alright. Just don't expect much man. I'm just this fat, pale, ugly kid with bad eyebrows and pimples...nothing more. Personality can only go so far when I'm about to meet my favorite filmmaker...I'll be nerdier than ever.
Lol, I'll probably go with my mom just so you can't make fun.
Quote from: ebeamanQuote from: mdQuote from: themodernage02thats good advice. trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
ha...honestly...ebeaman i think i will be able to spot you out. word 5 more days
Do you? Dammit, alright..fine. I guess it's alright. Just don't expect much man. I'm just this fat, pale, ugly kid with bad eyebrows and pimples...nothing more.
i always pictured you skinny and pale with curly hair
Quote from: cecil b. dementedQuote from: ebeamanQuote from: mdQuote from: themodernage02thats good advice. trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
ha...honestly...ebeaman i think i will be able to spot you out. word 5 more days
Do you? Dammit, alright..fine. I guess it's alright. Just don't expect much man. I'm just this fat, pale, ugly kid with bad eyebrows and pimples...nothing more.
i always pictured you skinny and pale with curly hair
Nah, used to be skinny as can be...but I'm pretty fat now and paler than ever. I don't know, the girls don't really salivate over that type of stuff like you would expect them to. I mean, I'm not like obese or anything...and I'm no paler than Julianne Moore or PSH...I hope...but you know, I don't look any good. And yea, actually I guess my hair is a little wavy, yea...when it gets a little long. Your prediction may have been pretty damn accurate.
God, this is going to be horrible. Seriously, don't try and find me, I'm going to hide. I wish I could be invisible for the night. I've never met anybody I've talked to on the internet. Your going to hate me. If anybody approaches me, I'm going to pretend not to know what your talking about. Seriously, I'm really starting to get nervous about this.
eb, youre too much! you crack me up!
everybody, you gotta take lots of pictures. eb is like a unicorn
Quote from: cecil b. dementedeb, youre too much! you crack me up!
everybody, you gotta take lots of pictures. eb is like a unicorn
I'm not going, oh my god. I am not going to go now. I hope it gets canceled, I hope he can't come. They better not allow photography in that theatre.
Sometimes I think you are someone's prank
Quote from: tremoloslothSometimes I think you are someone's prank
Lol, me? No man, I'm all real...hate to tell ya. Somebody's prank...lol, what a horrible thing to say. Sounds like jiminy glick or something.
Quote from: cecil b. dementedeb, youre too much! you crack me up!
everybody, you gotta take lots of pictures. eb is like a unicorn
haha, unicorn. seriously somebody snap a picture of this, it'll be like bigfoot. or atleast harry (henderson).
Quote from: themodernage02Quote from: cecil b. dementedeb, youre too much! you crack me up!
everybody, you gotta take lots of pictures. eb is like a unicorn
haha, unicorn. seriously somebody snap a picture of this, it'll be like bigfoot. or atleast harry (henderson).
Yea, what do you mean by unicorn cecil?
And no, I am not as ruggedly good looking as harry henderson...or knowles for that matter.
Quote from: cecil b. dementedi always pictured you skinny and pale with curly hair
Ditto. And don't worry eebs. We lub j00! And always remember what Gene Hackman said as Lex Luthor in 1978's Superman:
QuoteWe all have our faults! Mine's in California!
Hey, and if worse comes to worst, wear a Nixon mask, and no one will suspect a thing. Or better yet, a stocking, like Jay's dad, Franklin. "Yeah, now let's rob that bank!"
EDIT: A unicorn is a rarity, something sought after, sorta like Bigfoot or Nessie. :)
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaQuote from: cecil b. dementedi always pictured you skinny and pale with curly hair
Ditto. And don't worry eebs. We lub j00! And always remember what Gene Hackman said as Lex Luthor in 1978's Superman:QuoteWe all have our faults! Mine's in California!
Hey, and if worse comes to worst, wear a Nixon mask, and no one will suspect a thing. Or better yet, a stocking, like Jay's dad, Franklin. "Yeah, now let's rob that bank!"
EDIT: A unicorn is a rarity, something sought after, sorta like Bigfoot or Nessie. :)
Oh oh, ok...I see.
Shoot me now.
why do you have a broken leg?
Quote from: ebeamanShoot me now.
I can't shoot someone who's made something so beautiful!
Quote from: themodernage02why do you have a broken leg?
Yea, but I have 4 of them left so don't bother. The villagers will only be made more angry.
sorry ebeaman, we're gonna have to put-er-down. a unicorn with a broken leg is no good to us.
Quote from: themodernage02sorry ebeaman, we're gonna have to put-er-down. a unicorn with a broken leg is no good to us.
Oh please, have you no heart...no empathy for a creature with a leg for every letter in his first name?
Quote from: ebeaman
God, this is going to be horrible. Seriously, don't try and find me, I'm going to hide. I wish I could be invisible for the night. I've never met anybody I've talked to on the internet. Your going to hate me. If anybody approaches me, I'm going to pretend not to know what your talking about. Seriously, I'm really starting to get nervous about this.
your starting to talk like barry egan now
sumone needs to take a picture of ebeaman kissing onomatopeia on the mouf.
Quote from: themodernage02trust me ebeaman, i saw a few board members at mine, and its BETTER to be anonymous. *(shutters).
yeah, sorry about that thing on my neck, ive been meaning to get it removed (tho my girlfriend thinks its kind of cute).
and eb, youre gonna meet Paul Thomas Motherfucking Anderson. You shouldnt waste energy being nervous about these people. Concentrate on being nervous about PTMFA.
Quote from: Lesterand eb, youre gonna meet Paul Thomas Motherfucking Anderson. You shouldnt waste energy being nervous about these people. Concentrate on being nervous about PTMFA.
Exactly!
Oh yeah, I definitely am more nervous about him....I'm not so nervous about the board members going now that I look at it, they're mostly relatively new to the board. If it were P, Duck Sauce, Cecil, Macguffin, or anybody like that going, I would literally hand back my ticket or sell it.
Quote from: ebeamanOh yeah, I definitely am more nervous about him....I'm not so nervous about the board members going now that I look at it, they're mostly relatively new to the board. If it were P, Duck Sauce, Cecil, Macguffin, or anybody like that going, I would literally hand back my ticket or sell it.
Why? I like you ebeaman, we'd get along. It is one thing being rude to internet screen names, but different to a person in front of you. You would really let that stop you from meeting PTA
What'd I do? I'm with Duck. I kid here, but in person, I think it would be a different story.
And I don't think it would be too hard to point ebeaman out from the crowd - he'll be the one wearing a t-shirt with Audrey Tautou on the front.
Quote from: ebeamanIf it were P, Duck Sauce, Cecil, Macguffin, or anybody like that going, I would literally hand back my ticket or sell it.
haha, i can see what cecil finds funny.
i would like to go to a screening full of past and present board-douches like cecil and duck sauce and ...-', not sober tho. i'm sure at least one of u wouldn't be half as annoying in real life. one would hope. and the rest, well a drunken brawl never hurt anyone.
i would bring along my friend audrey tautou along just to scare the shit out of you all
she would say 'boo' and you would all go careening behind a seat in the theatre or something
Quote from: ebeaman
God, this is going to be horrible. Seriously, don't try and find me, I'm going to hide. I wish I could be invisible for the night. I've never met anybody I've talked to on the internet. Your going to hate me. If anybody approaches me, I'm going to pretend not to know what your talking about. Seriously, I'm really starting to get nervous about this.
dude, relax, what's the big deal? i would luv to meet sum ppl from xixax, the cool ones anyhow.
not to worry, p and i will be there in the back with a bottle of jack shooting spitballs. i'd watch out if we get really drunk.
You guys are the fucking worst, I hate you. I want to fight every single one of you
QuoteAnd I don't think it would be too hard to point ebeaman out from the crowd - he'll be the one wearing a t-shirt with Audrey Tautou on the front.
Lol, yea...or maybe Zooey Deschanel of course, but yea.
Quote from: sphinxi would bring along my friend audrey tautou along just to scare the shit out of you all
she would say 'boo' and you would all go careening behind a seat in the theatre or something
Yea, I'm always saying that I would convulse or faint or something like that if I met her but really, I would probably just freak her out and look really bad...so it's fine.
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Well that's cool of you guys to say, thanks to everyone, I am glad to know all of this now. Who knows, maybe one day we will meet up. It's looking like this site is getting bigger and better all the time. I just wanted to clarify that I am nerdy and I guess I just figured you guys wouldn't really want to hang out with a "dorky 16 year old" in person as P said at one time. I hope I'm not as annoying person like he said, lol...I love it.
Hey, if you wanna hang out with a goofy 22 year old, then no problemo.
man i wish i was going to that thing. id yell out "EBEAMAN!!!YEAHHHHHHH!! XIXAX RULES, BABY!!! COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Man... now I especially want to go. I just want to heckle Ebes...
Ebeaman is gonna have nightmares about trying to ask PT a question, but everytime he tries to speak some frat-guy dick in the back blows an air-horn or yells "DORK!".... oh, and the dream ends with him trying to get an autograph from Paul, but getting pantsed by P instead.
Oh shit, now I wish I could go to Ebe's dream.
ebeaman is a funny kid
Actually RK, it's weird...I have had GREAT dreams the last couple nights. Last night I dreamt that I met Spike Lee and he was really cool, the night before that I dreamt that I got this girl, this senior girl that just graduated and I'll never see her again, she was from my film study class...I briefly mentioned her in one of my posts at the scorsese project help thread...yea, I dreamt that I got her number and all this...I was acting so incredibly cool in the dream, it was fucking awesome. It's kinda funny looking back on it now. I was all like "So, let me...uh, you know...get your number...k?" It's completely ridiculous how cool I was acting. I have no idea where my head was at dreaming so nicely the past couple nights.
Anyway, maybe I'm just being led into a false sense of security and happiness for a big embarassing, horrible moment at the PTA screening. That's what I keep thinking is the case. I'm just thinking of all these worse case scenarios that are not unlike the ones you described, lol. They all involve somebody showing up from the boards.
One last thing, that "somebody's prank" thing that tremosloth said about me, that's funnier than I thought it was. That's gotta be one of the funniest insulting things I've ever heard somebody say about me, lol...seriously, that's genius. I just had to thank you for that, I think it's great.
so how r we gonna know whose from the boards? should i wear a sign?
Quote from: ewardso how r we gonna know whose from the boards? should i wear a sign?
That's one thing that I don't really get either...how the hell do people just know that they see somebody from the boards? As I already said, I'd just like to be in and out with noticing. I'm not ready to meet any xixax members.
You know, I'm thinking we'll probably be two of the only younger people there. Very very few people under 20 have been there in the past times I have gone.
thats why i would just yell out "IM XIXAX MEMBER CECIL B. DEMENTED!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
but since you guys wont do that, why dont you all meet somewhere first, then all go to the theatre together.
i don't think any of you have ever thought of this, but you could totally take advantage of the fact that you wouldn't be able to readily cross check the real person to users here. you could pretend to be macguffin!
Quote from: MacGuffinlook at me! i'm macguffin!
if anyone pretends to be me, just go along, and as soon as he turns around... WHAM over the head. and again and again and again until he stops moving. then take a picture with your cock in his mouth and post it here.
Quote from: cecil b. dementedif anyone pretends to be me, just go along, and as soon as he turns around... WHAM over the head. and again and again and again until he stops moving. then take a picture with your cock in his mouth and post it here.
hahahahahahahaha! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
it will be easy to spot a XIXAX member at this place... most likely they will have their hands tightly grasped around PTA's ball sack... dangling under his legs...
tell us how it smells guys!
ahahahah
Quote from: sphinxi don't think any of you have ever thought of this, but you could totally take advantage of the fact that you wouldn't be able to readily cross check the real person to users here. you could pretend to be macguffin!
Quote from: MacGuffinlook at me! i'm macguffin!
Wait, why am I used as an example? And why in the hell would anyone want to pretend to be me?
If that happens, just ask the intruder what date a specific DVD is released and watch him sweat thinking of an answer.
Why not pretend to be sphinx?
Quote from: sphinxi'm sphinx. care for a challenge...? wraa
Quote from: cecil b. dementedif anyone pretends to be me, just go along, and as soon as he turns around... WHAM over the head. and again and again and again until he stops moving. then take a picture with your cock in his mouth and post it here.
Haha... the funniest thing about that is that eventually it WILL be you... hope you like cock and publicity... cuz you're gettin' both.
If I ran into some doods from this board, I would say I was P then try to get with your sisters.
Quote from: RegularKaratethe funniest thing about that is that eventually it WILL be you
but i said if someone PRETENDS to be me. how can i pretend to be myself? pffff. youre losing it man
perhaps ill just watch the movie quietly, meet PTA (that's all I'm going for), and then drive back home (bout four hours back to were i live, and i have to work in the morning).
or i could just wear an IM FROM XIXAX t-shirt and you could try to guess whcich member i was in ur mind.
or we could meet politely, chat, enjoy, and then spew out everything right here on xixax
Quote from: MacGuffinIf that happens, just ask the intruder what date a specific DVD is released and watch him sweat thinking of an answer.
Why not pretend to be sphinx?
Quote from: sphinxi'm sphinx. care for a challenge...? wraa
haha
i could immediately spot the impostor because i never put '...' before a question mark! if i was there i would probably ask a certain member here if he cared for a challenge, upon the response of 'yes' i would punch him in the face and run away
it would be fun to be pubrick!
Quote from: Phi
Yell "Eric Beaman", whoever responds, thatll be your man
This has become an official candidate for best thread ever.
wouldnt it be funny if somehow someone orchestrated this evil scheme where pta says "by the way, id like to say hi to my pal eb" and have the spotlight find him in the crowd.
yes. that would be... super.
I was actually thinking about saying that (on here, I won't be at the event)
Quote from: mogwaiWho the hell is Pubrick?
dunno.
Quote from: RegularKarateQuote from: cecil b. dementedif anyone pretends to be me, just go along, and as soon as he turns around... WHAM over the head. and again and again and again until he stops moving. then take a picture with your cock in his mouth and post it here.
Haha... the funniest thing about that is that eventually it WILL be you... hope you like cock and publicity... cuz you're gettin' both.
If I ran into some doods from this board, I would say I was P then try to get with your sisters.
:lol:
Quote from: sphinxgod save the pubrick (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/wireframe.php)
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