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Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Victor on January 20, 2003, 08:37:45 PM
Travis Bickle's Day Off.

Close to retirement, Travis fakes sick and takes Iris (now a big-time Manhattan book editor) and Wizard (already retired and trying to deal with it) around the city, having a funny and poignant day as they try to deal with growing up, retirement, success, and mental illnesses that just wont go away...[/u]
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Cecil on January 20, 2003, 08:49:59 PM
seven 2

sigh
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 20, 2003, 08:53:38 PM
Hi. Jeremy here. I'm editing Mr. Xixax's post, just to tell all the curious people out there.. DON'T CLICK ON MR. XIXAX'S LINK. Seriously. DON'T.

I as well feel the need to warn as many of you as possible. a small part of picolas is dead now.


Documentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on January 20, 2003, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: XixaxDocumentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"

do not even get me started on goatse.  for the love of god, NOBODY CLICK THAT LINK!  GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVER

if you have just discovered it, may god have mercy on your poor, shattered soul.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Dirk on January 20, 2003, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: XixaxDocumentary Category:

"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"

:shock:   Forgot about that. Yikes!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Cecil on January 20, 2003, 09:07:45 PM
Quote from: sphinxNOBODY CLICK THAT LINK!  GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVER

well now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on January 20, 2003, 09:20:58 PM
Quote from: cecil b. dementedwell now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...

please trust me.  if you'd like, i can describe it with a sentence, but it's one of the most foul sentences you've ever heard.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: picolas on January 20, 2003, 09:21:58 PM
i didn't read ahead like a good little boy.

DAMN YOU XIXAX :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words:
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 20, 2003, 09:24:48 PM
The goatse.cx site actually links to the entire series of pictures that the famous scene was taken from. Believe it or not, they do get worse.

For those who do not wish to click on the link:



* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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x  |          |         |    |       |         |x  
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on January 20, 2003, 09:33:13 PM
to show you how easy it is to trick people, i will cite this thread as a reference!

http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=2123 (http://goatse.cx)
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 20, 2003, 09:35:54 PM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cx%2Fcontrib%2Fwarning.jpg&hash=6c3cd38b391b44b6838cbcd83c59cfb67f8ad14c)
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on January 20, 2003, 09:39:22 PM
Quote from: Xixax(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cx%2Fcontrib%2Fwarning.jpg&hash=6c3cd38b391b44b6838cbcd83c59cfb67f8ad14c)

yes.  ahead.  this link.

not goatse (http://www.yellow5.com/pokey)
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 20, 2003, 09:44:08 PM
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 20, 2003, 10:09:03 PM
Why, oh why, did we start this thread?

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS MPEG VIDEO LINK!!! (http://goatse.cx/contrib/hello.mpg)
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: bonanzataz on January 21, 2003, 10:31:08 PM
i hate you all.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on January 22, 2003, 09:46:31 PM
OK, so we got a little off track there...

I still wouldn't want to see the movie "Inside Goatse.Cx"!

:P

I crack me up.

I feel it's just a matter of time before God Damn I Am Da Man sets it as his avatar.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: ©brad on January 23, 2003, 05:23:09 AM
I really hate you guys. I clicked on that link and I was in the campus library, and the computer is slow as shit and I couldn't even minimize the screen for a good 5 seconds, so quite a few people saw it.

A good way to make friends in a new country.

LOL
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Jake_82 on January 25, 2003, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: sphinxto show you how easy it is to trick people, i will cite this thread as a reference!

http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=2123 (http://goatse.cx)

bastard!    :twisted:
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 25, 2003, 12:55:53 PM
I have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.

~rougerum
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: MacGuffin on January 28, 2003, 01:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.

~rougerum

Die Hard 4: Die Hardest: More details on Britney Spears' supposed role in the movie have emerged: "The movie is going to take place in the Caribbean, where John McClane accidently runs into his daughter, Lucy, who is a cabaret dancer. McClane has had very little contact with his daughter in the past 10 years. The movie will involve an villain of Japanese origin and an all-out rescue of Spears' character. (if she's confirmed to play the daughter). The surprising thing about the movie is that John McClane will use one gun in the movie and will fire it only twice, the rest will be fist-fights".
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Gold Trumpet on January 28, 2003, 08:28:43 AM
the horror, the horror.

~rougerum
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: bonanzataz on January 28, 2003, 10:32:50 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.

~rougerum

Die Hard 4: Die Hardest: More details on Britney Spears' supposed role in the movie have emerged: "The movie is going to take place in the Caribbean, where John McClane accidently runs into his daughter, Lucy, who is a cabaret dancer. McClane has had very little contact with his daughter in the past 10 years. The movie will involve an villain of Japanese origin and an all-out rescue of Spears' character. (if she's confirmed to play the daughter). The surprising thing about the movie is that John McClane will use one gun in the movie and will fire it only twice, the rest will be fist-fights".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: life_boy on February 02, 2003, 01:13:17 AM
Brett Ratner's Superman!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: xerxes on February 03, 2003, 02:42:41 AM
brett ratner's anything
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: MacGuffin on February 22, 2003, 10:55:13 PM
One of the questions most on fans' minds is whether he will return as John McClane in a fourth installment of the "Die Hard" series. Coming Soon! talked to the star about the possible third sequel.

Although Willis thinks 20th Century Fox would be willing to make another one, there's factors today that may make it difficult to do. "I'm sure that Fox wants to see 'Die Hard 4' made because the first three films were so successful, financially, which is the business of studios. It's so difficult in the world that we live in right now to make a movie about terrorists. I think they've kind of hit a wall with that storyline. I said that I would at some point do 'Die Hard 4' if they came up with a script that was interesting and wasn't another version of how could the same thing happen to the same guy four times, which is a difficult job I think for Fox to try to find that script."

At this time no director or writer are on board for a fourth film, but would Willis be up for it? "I could do Die Hard 9. I could Die Hard 200 and just keep doing that film over and over. I try and keep myself interested as an actor. I try to look for films that challenge me, to do new things, to try to entertain people in a different way than I did last time. I've gone on record as saying that I had gotten to a point in my career where I was tired of running down the street with two guns in my hand, screaming, 'Nooooo!' I don't know, I guess I just try to keep challenging myself."
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Victor on February 23, 2003, 12:29:00 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin"I could do Die Hard 9. I could Die Hard 200 and just keep doing that film over and over.

I try and keep myself interested as an actor. I try to look for films that challenge me, to do new things, to try to entertain people in a different way than I did last time.

Hes speaking a language that would confuse most people. Luckily, I have a pocket translator. He just said:

"Give me $20 million and Ill scream yippekaiay till my throat bleeds."
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: 82 on February 24, 2003, 02:17:52 AM
WARNING WARNING!!! The link below is just as bad or worse than goatse...

anyone wanna see www.tubgirl.com?
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: phil marlowe on February 24, 2003, 09:46:35 AM
Quote from: 82The link below is worse than goatse...

I agree.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on February 24, 2003, 10:35:18 AM
Holy cow. One-upmanship at its finest!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Cecil on February 24, 2003, 11:08:22 AM
what the hells wrong with you people?
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on February 24, 2003, 11:12:50 AM
Warning: www.tubgirl.com should not be confused with the wonderfully adorable www.tubcat.com!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: life_boy on February 24, 2003, 11:59:50 AM
Damn.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Victor on February 24, 2003, 05:26:07 PM
you sick fucking morally depraved psycho bastard.

dont you realize that you are exploiting that poor cat? it obviously has a weight problem, how dare you post pictures of the poor thing?

i regret starting this sick fucking thread.

and since when did my mom get photoshop?
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on February 24, 2003, 06:00:32 PM
Quote from: Lesterdont you realize that you are exploiting that poor cat? it obviously has a weight problem, how dare you post pictures of the poor thing?
On that note, I could exploit myself pretty easily, too! Although I'm not nearly as cute or fuzzy.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on February 24, 2003, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: Lesteryou sick fucking morally depraved psycho bastard

:yabbse-undecided:   :yabbse-thumbup:
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: RegularKarate on February 24, 2003, 08:40:34 PM
That tub-girl makes me want to puke, but something intrigued me about this thing...  and I, unfortunately had to look at it again to confirm.

That is the fact that Tub-girl's vagina is censored out.  What the fuck is this?  Not that I'm complaining that I didn't get to see it, but who in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive!  You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: BonBon85 on February 24, 2003, 09:22:36 PM
I'm still too scared to look at tub girl, but RK's post leads me to believe it's worse than anything I could think of.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Xixax on February 24, 2003, 09:27:56 PM
No, Bonnie. Hide your virgin eyes and run the other way.

If Mr. Xixax tells you DO NOT CLICK, you KNOW it HAS to be BAD!
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Victor on February 24, 2003, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: RegularKaratewho in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive!  You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"

the asians. no offense, thats the truth. asian porn rules are soo different than american ones.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on February 24, 2003, 09:44:04 PM
i wasn't aware that there were porn rules
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: bonanzataz on February 24, 2003, 09:44:15 PM
Quote from: bonanzatazi hate you all.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Cecil on February 24, 2003, 09:47:52 PM
without rules, there is... chaos... sweet, sweet chaos
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: Victor on February 24, 2003, 09:56:17 PM
SPHINX'S NOTE DO NOT FUCKING CLICK IF YOU WISH TO LEAD A SINLESS LIFE[/color]

its quite amazing what some people find sexy these days...

http://poetry.rotten.com/do-not-try/
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: MacGuffin on February 24, 2003, 10:45:22 PM
Quote from: sphinxi wasn't aware that there were porn rules

The first rule of porn is you do not click on goatse.

The second rule of porn is you DO NOT click on goatse.

Third rule, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the thread is over.

Fourth rule, only two guys find this thread funny.

The fifth rule is, one sick link at a time.

Sixth rule, no shirts; no shoes.

Seventh rule, this thread will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule is, if this is your first visit to this thread, I'm sorry.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: sphinx on February 24, 2003, 10:51:34 PM
this is the anti-peace out
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: picolas on February 24, 2003, 11:21:54 PM
Quote from: MacGuffin
The first rule of porn is you do not click on goatse.

The second rule of porn is you DO NOT click on goatse.

Third rule, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the thread is over.

Fourth rule, only two guys find this thread funny.

The fifth rule is, one sick link at a time.

Sixth rule, no shirts; no shoes.

Seventh rule, this thread will go on as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule is, if this is your first visit to this thread, I'm sorry.

fucking spectacular.
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: 82 on February 25, 2003, 12:33:24 AM
Quote from: RegularKarateThat tub-girl makes me want to puke, but something intrigued me about this thing...  and I, unfortunately had to look at it again to confirm.

That is the fact that Tub-girl's vagina is censored out.  What the fuck is this?  Not that I'm complaining that I didn't get to see it, but who in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive!  You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"

Yeah.. its pretty insane...  I guess they still have to follow the rules that they have placed... I think you can show the vagina.. but not pubic hair...

Fucked Up.


Also.. do i need to one-up again?  It gets kindof hard after tubgurl and goatse....
Title: Movies You Hope Never Happen (the DO NOT CLICK thread)
Post by: NEON MERCURY on November 10, 2003, 01:38:24 PM
:shock:  :x  :|  :bad-words:  :yabbse-undecided: .........this is a wierd thread......