Travis Bickle's Day Off.
Close to retirement, Travis fakes sick and takes Iris (now a big-time Manhattan book editor) and Wizard (already retired and trying to deal with it) around the city, having a funny and poignant day as they try to deal with growing up, retirement, success, and mental illnesses that just wont go away...[/u]
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Hi. Jeremy here. I'm editing Mr. Xixax's post, just to tell all the curious people out there.. DON'T CLICK ON MR. XIXAX'S LINK. Seriously. DON'T.
I as well feel the need to warn as many of you as possible. a small part of picolas is dead now.
Documentary Category:
"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"
Quote from: XixaxDocumentary Category:
"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"
do not even get me started on goatse. for the love of god,
NOBODY CLICK THAT LINK! GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVERif you have just discovered it, may god have mercy on your poor, shattered soul.
Quote from: XixaxDocumentary Category:
"Inside goatse.cx (//goatse.cx)"
:shock: Forgot about that. Yikes!
Quote from: sphinxNOBODY CLICK THAT LINK! GOATSE WILL SCAR YOUR MIND FOREVER
well now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...
Quote from: cecil b. dementedwell now im curious as fuck... what is it? i dont wanna click it but i wanna know what it is...
please trust me. if you'd like, i can describe it with a sentence, but it's one of the most foul sentences you've ever heard.
i didn't read ahead like a good little boy.
DAMN YOU XIXAX :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words: :bad-words:
The goatse.cx site actually links to the entire series of pictures that the famous scene was taken from. Believe it or not, they do get worse.
For those who do not wish to click on the link:
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o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o
a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a
t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t
s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s
e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e
x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x
* | \ \____) `---- --' | *
g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
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* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
to show you how easy it is to trick people, i will cite this thread as a reference!
http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=2123 (http://goatse.cx)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cx%2Fcontrib%2Fwarning.jpg&hash=6c3cd38b391b44b6838cbcd83c59cfb67f8ad14c)
Quote from: Xixax(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoatse.cx%2Fcontrib%2Fwarning.jpg&hash=6c3cd38b391b44b6838cbcd83c59cfb67f8ad14c)
yes. ahead. this link.
not goatse (http://www.yellow5.com/pokey)
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Why, oh why, did we start this thread?
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS MPEG VIDEO LINK!!! (http://goatse.cx/contrib/hello.mpg)
i hate you all.
OK, so we got a little off track there...
I still wouldn't want to see the movie "Inside Goatse.Cx"!
:P
I crack me up.
I feel it's just a matter of time before God Damn I Am Da Man sets it as his avatar.
I really hate you guys. I clicked on that link and I was in the campus library, and the computer is slow as shit and I couldn't even minimize the screen for a good 5 seconds, so quite a few people saw it.
A good way to make friends in a new country.
LOL
Quote from: sphinxto show you how easy it is to trick people, i will cite this thread as a reference!
http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=2123 (http://goatse.cx)
bastard! :twisted:
I have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.
~rougerum
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.
~rougerum
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest: More details on Britney Spears' supposed role in the movie have emerged: "The movie is going to take place in the Caribbean, where John McClane accidently runs into his daughter, Lucy, who is a cabaret dancer. McClane has had very little contact with his daughter in the past 10 years. The movie will involve an villain of Japanese origin and an all-out rescue of Spears' character. (if she's confirmed to play the daughter). The surprising thing about the movie is that John McClane will use one gun in the movie and will fire it only twice, the rest will be fist-fights".
the horror, the horror.
~rougerum
Quote from: MacGuffinQuote from: The Gold TrumpetI have a personal place for all the Die Hard movies, because I credit Die Hard with getting me interested in movies in the first place. The first two are the real gems, while the third is good but still disposable. But if Britney Spears is going to be in the fourth, then I will refuse to even watch it. So thats what I have to say about that.
~rougerum
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest: More details on Britney Spears' supposed role in the movie have emerged: "The movie is going to take place in the Caribbean, where John McClane accidently runs into his daughter, Lucy, who is a cabaret dancer. McClane has had very little contact with his daughter in the past 10 years. The movie will involve an villain of Japanese origin and an all-out rescue of Spears' character. (if she's confirmed to play the daughter). The surprising thing about the movie is that John McClane will use one gun in the movie and will fire it only twice, the rest will be fist-fights".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brett Ratner's Superman!
brett ratner's anything
One of the questions most on fans' minds is whether he will return as John McClane in a fourth installment of the "Die Hard" series. Coming Soon! talked to the star about the possible third sequel.
Although Willis thinks 20th Century Fox would be willing to make another one, there's factors today that may make it difficult to do. "I'm sure that Fox wants to see 'Die Hard 4' made because the first three films were so successful, financially, which is the business of studios. It's so difficult in the world that we live in right now to make a movie about terrorists. I think they've kind of hit a wall with that storyline. I said that I would at some point do 'Die Hard 4' if they came up with a script that was interesting and wasn't another version of how could the same thing happen to the same guy four times, which is a difficult job I think for Fox to try to find that script."
At this time no director or writer are on board for a fourth film, but would Willis be up for it? "I could do Die Hard 9. I could Die Hard 200 and just keep doing that film over and over. I try and keep myself interested as an actor. I try to look for films that challenge me, to do new things, to try to entertain people in a different way than I did last time. I've gone on record as saying that I had gotten to a point in my career where I was tired of running down the street with two guns in my hand, screaming, 'Nooooo!' I don't know, I guess I just try to keep challenging myself."
Quote from: MacGuffin"I could do Die Hard 9. I could Die Hard 200 and just keep doing that film over and over.
I try and keep myself interested as an actor. I try to look for films that challenge me, to do new things, to try to entertain people in a different way than I did last time.
Hes speaking a language that would confuse most people. Luckily, I have a pocket translator. He just said:
"Give me $20 million and Ill scream yippekaiay till my throat bleeds."
WARNING WARNING!!! The link below is just as bad or worse than goatse...
anyone wanna see www.tubgirl.com?
Quote from: 82The link below is worse than goatse...
I agree.
Holy cow. One-upmanship at its finest!
what the hells wrong with you people?
Warning: www.tubgirl.com should not be confused with the wonderfully adorable www.tubcat.com!
Damn.
you sick fucking morally depraved psycho bastard.
dont you realize that you are exploiting that poor cat? it obviously has a weight problem, how dare you post pictures of the poor thing?
i regret starting this sick fucking thread.
and since when did my mom get photoshop?
Quote from: Lesterdont you realize that you are exploiting that poor cat? it obviously has a weight problem, how dare you post pictures of the poor thing?
On that note, I could exploit myself pretty easily, too! Although I'm not nearly as cute or fuzzy.
Quote from: Lesteryou sick fucking morally depraved psycho bastard
:yabbse-undecided: :yabbse-thumbup:
That tub-girl makes me want to puke, but something intrigued me about this thing... and I, unfortunately had to look at it again to confirm.
That is the fact that Tub-girl's vagina is censored out. What the fuck is this? Not that I'm complaining that I didn't get to see it, but who in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive! You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"
I'm still too scared to look at tub girl, but RK's post leads me to believe it's worse than anything I could think of.
No, Bonnie. Hide your virgin eyes and run the other way.
If Mr. Xixax tells you DO NOT CLICK, you KNOW it HAS to be BAD!
Quote from: RegularKaratewho in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive! You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"
the asians. no offense, thats the truth. asian porn rules are soo different than american ones.
i wasn't aware that there were porn rules
Quote from: bonanzatazi hate you all.
without rules, there is... chaos... sweet, sweet chaos
SPHINX'S NOTE DO NOT FUCKING CLICK IF YOU WISH TO LEAD A SINLESS LIFE[/color]
its quite amazing what some people find sexy these days...
http://poetry.rotten.com/do-not-try/
Quote from: sphinxi wasn't aware that there were porn rules
The first rule of porn is you do not click on goatse.
The second rule of porn is you DO NOT click on goatse.
Third rule, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the thread is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys find this thread funny.
The fifth rule is, one sick link at a time.
Sixth rule, no shirts; no shoes.
Seventh rule, this thread will go on as long as it has to.
And the eighth and final rule is, if this is your first visit to this thread, I'm sorry.
this is the anti-peace out
Quote from: MacGuffin
The first rule of porn is you do not click on goatse.
The second rule of porn is you DO NOT click on goatse.
Third rule, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the thread is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys find this thread funny.
The fifth rule is, one sick link at a time.
Sixth rule, no shirts; no shoes.
Seventh rule, this thread will go on as long as it has to.
And the eighth and final rule is, if this is your first visit to this thread, I'm sorry.
fucking spectacular.
Quote from: RegularKarateThat tub-girl makes me want to puke, but something intrigued me about this thing... and I, unfortunately had to look at it again to confirm.
That is the fact that Tub-girl's vagina is censored out. What the fuck is this? Not that I'm complaining that I didn't get to see it, but who in thier right mind looks at that picture and says "That's so incredibly offensive! You can see that woman's VAGINA!!!"
Yeah.. its pretty insane... I guess they still have to follow the rules that they have placed... I think you can show the vagina.. but not pubic hair...
Fucked Up.
Also.. do i need to one-up again? It gets kindof hard after tubgurl and goatse....
:shock: :x :| :bad-words: :yabbse-undecided: .........this is a wierd thread......