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The Director's Chair => Paul Thomas Anderson => Topic started by: ShanghaiOrange on May 24, 2003, 05:23:43 PM

Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: ShanghaiOrange on May 24, 2003, 05:23:43 PM
Listen:

One day, God took a dump.
Elsewhere, Paul Thomas Anderson was strolling through the park, as is his wont. He came across the pile of God poop and wiped it on 3 hours worth of film stock he just happened to be carrying. Then he added some voice-overs by Ricky Jay.

I mean that in a good way. :(

I just saw this movie for the first time.
It was a good movie. :(
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Xixax on May 24, 2003, 05:25:40 PM
This reminds me of a question I posed on the old C&C boards.

If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Dirk on May 24, 2003, 05:34:09 PM
:(
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: godardian on May 24, 2003, 06:12:59 PM
I think maybe ShanghaiOrange and Xixax are none other than...


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Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: MrBurgerKing on May 24, 2003, 06:16:35 PM
Who's the guy in the middle then, Jon Mulvaney?
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: godardian on May 24, 2003, 06:18:09 PM
Quote from: MrBurgerKingWho's the guy in the middle then, Jon Mulvaney?

Most likely.
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Xixax on May 24, 2003, 07:58:34 PM
Nobody can ever answer my question.
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on May 25, 2003, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: XixaxNobody can ever answer my question.

i happen to be friends with jesus......... lemmie see what i can find out
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Victor on May 25, 2003, 09:40:42 AM
Sir Xixax, I shall answer your question by posing another, as was once posed by the great philosopher, Homer J:

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Pas on May 25, 2003, 07:51:03 PM
Quote from: Xixax
If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?

He would make it smell the exact same way your own fart smells, to make you feel at ease. (I'm ripping off one of my Philosophy teacher right now, though the difference is he was serious)
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: modage on May 25, 2003, 11:30:01 PM
just like it tastes...

chicken.
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Cecil on May 26, 2003, 05:02:56 PM
Quote from: XixaxIf God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?

you tell me. the last time he farted he called it "the human race."
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: fulty on May 26, 2003, 07:34:42 PM
Da Ali G says it's not very polite to talk about those stinky hole poofs.
Title: How Paul Thomas Anderson made the movie "Magnolia"
Post by: Mesh on May 27, 2003, 11:13:54 AM
Quote from: Xixax
If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?

The perfect fart would be smellable only by the farter, and, to that farter, it would smell divine.
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