Listen:
One day, God took a dump.
Elsewhere, Paul Thomas Anderson was strolling through the park, as is his wont. He came across the pile of God poop and wiped it on 3 hours worth of film stock he just happened to be carrying. Then he added some voice-overs by Ricky Jay.
I mean that in a good way. :(
I just saw this movie for the first time.
It was a good movie. :(
This reminds me of a question I posed on the old C&C boards.
If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?
:(
I think maybe ShanghaiOrange and Xixax are none other than...
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Who's the guy in the middle then, Jon Mulvaney?
Quote from: MrBurgerKingWho's the guy in the middle then, Jon Mulvaney?
Most likely.
Nobody can ever answer my question.
Quote from: XixaxNobody can ever answer my question.
i happen to be friends with jesus......... lemmie see what i can find out
Sir Xixax, I shall answer your question by posing another, as was once posed by the great philosopher, Homer J:
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"
Quote from: Xixax
If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?
He would make it smell the exact same way your own fart smells, to make you feel at ease. (I'm ripping off one of my Philosophy teacher right now, though the difference is he was serious)
just like it tastes...
chicken.
Quote from: XixaxIf God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?
you tell me. the last time he farted he called it "the human race."
Da Ali G says it's not very polite to talk about those stinky hole poofs.
Quote from: Xixax
If God in his infinite perfection farted, would it smell perfectly beautiful like fruit and flowers, or perfectly sickening, like rotting flesh?
The perfect fart would be smellable only by the farter, and, to that farter, it would smell divine.