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The Director's Chair => The Director's Chair => Topic started by: Holden Pike on May 14, 2003, 10:53:15 PM

Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Holden Pike on May 14, 2003, 10:53:15 PM
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Last weekend, Soderbergh married girlfriend Jules Asner. Asner, a former model turned infotainment "reporter" all over the E! network (and Ed Asner's former daughter-in-Law), is sure easy on the eyes, but strikes me as pretty dumb. Well, not Anna Nicole dumb perhaps, but not bright either. I can totally understand why Soderbergh would have fun bangin' her (see picture below), but the step of marriage surprised me a bit. Oh, well.

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I'm sure they'll be the next Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward: together forever.  :wink:
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Pedro on May 14, 2003, 10:54:10 PM
She's fucking attractive
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Post by: AlguienEstolamiPantalones on May 14, 2003, 11:10:49 PM
god is that the fucking prize or what, jules asner ::sigh:: she is  fucking beautiful

getting her beats winning the oscar anyday
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Pozer on May 15, 2003, 12:04:46 AM
I need to become a famous director RIGHT NOW!
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Post by: Duck Sauce on May 15, 2003, 12:25:30 AM
Who saw that match coming? Good for him. Hope she doesnt turn up in any of his movies
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Post by: cowboykurtis on May 15, 2003, 02:43:05 AM
mommasita
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Post by: SoNowThen on May 15, 2003, 08:55:15 AM
Way to go, Steven. Every filmmaker should have one of those on his arm.
Man!!
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Post by: ©brad on May 15, 2003, 09:06:24 AM
HOT.

*sigh*
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Post by: sphinx on May 15, 2003, 09:10:18 AM
i think this will end his making four movies a year every year streak.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Duck Sauce on May 15, 2003, 10:12:17 AM
Id like to change my statement a little.

Quote from: Duck SauceWho saw that match coming? Good for him. Hope she doesnt turn up in any of his movies...

Unless shes naked
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Gold Trumpet on May 15, 2003, 10:27:47 AM
Congrats to the man, but its a little cliche of you guys to suspect every good looking girl has to be dumb. Who knows for this case.

~rougerum
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Pubrick on May 15, 2003, 10:34:23 AM
Quote from: The Gold Trumpetits a little cliche of you guys to suspect every good looking girl has to be dumb.
only one person said that.

i'm sure the rest of us don't give a shit if she's smart or dumb, sex isn't long division.. hummuna hummuna.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: SoNowThen on May 15, 2003, 11:16:27 AM
Exactly. Beautifully said.
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Post by: godardian on May 15, 2003, 12:11:58 PM
*yawn*  

I'll wait 'til they hit Marilyn/Arthur territory to get excited.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Holden Pike on May 15, 2003, 02:25:00 PM
I said she seems dumb based on watching her many times on E! television. Not that you have to be a genius to host "Wild On", but on both "Revealed" and "E! News Daily", she seems about as bright as a rock.

I'd fu*k her, don't get me wrong. I just don't think I'd marry her.

You know, unless she asked me.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Ernie on May 16, 2003, 05:27:39 PM
That's right, filmmaker's can be ladie's men too. This gives me hope. Steven rules.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: sphinx on May 16, 2003, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Holden PikeI said she seems dumb based on watching her many times on E! television.

my closing statement, your honor

protest:
joey tribianni is a sexist, stupid guy on friends.  i think he's pretty dumb in real life.

revelation:
joey tribianni is a fictional character played by an actor named matt leblanc.  he's probably nothing like his character in friends

point:
the news is no different than any sitcom or show you see on television.  it's still all fiction, and it's still all characters.  you can't really know or judge anyone accurately if they're on television.
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: Holden Pike on May 16, 2003, 09:26:49 PM
Thus, my using the word "seems" instead of "is".

And that's my closing statement.  :usa
Title: Soderbergh marries
Post by: sphinx on May 16, 2003, 09:33:56 PM
Quote from: Holden PikeThus, my using the word "seems" instead of "is".

And that's my closing statement.  :usa

i just felt like trying out lawyering