I don't mean jokes IN movies, but jokes about movies and the film business.
For example (don't read on if you don't laugh at REALLY crap jokes):
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama
about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd
like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be,
Arnold?"
So Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."
BTW I'm looking for better jokes than that....
hear about the new pirate movie? it's rated ARRGGH!!!
why did the movie cross the road?
punchline will be given at a later date...
Quote from: bonanzatazhear about the new pirate movie? it's rated ARRGGH!!!
Is that the pirate movie starring Johnny Depp? Actually, it's PG-13. They wouldn't put over $100 million dollars into an R rated picture (don't mention The Matrix).
Speaking of Johnny Depp, what a fantastic actor. You know you're special when Marlon Brando wants to star in your directorial debut.
Did you hear the one about Marlon Brando? He auditioned for a role in Ang Lee's Eat Man Drink Woman, but left when he found out the title was a metaphor.
why is punchdrunklove?
to get to the other side.
Cowboykurtis has such a delightful fucking image...
Quote from: CollinBullockCowboykurtis has such a delightful fucking image...
Is that the fucking goat image everbody was talking about!!!??? I promised myself I would never ever ever see that.
http://www.goatse.cx/giver.html
Try to sleep after seeing this...
Quote from: CollinBullockhttp://www.goatse.cx/giver.html
nah, his big aint that big really. hes just a tiny tiny man.
Quote from: CollinBullockhttp://www.goatse.cx/giver.html
Try to sleep after seeing this...
He'll have someone's eye out....