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Title: Ted
Post by: MacGuffin on April 03, 2012, 08:37:17 AM
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Red Band  Trailer:



Release date: July 13, 2012

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane

Directed by: Seth MacFarlane

Premise: A story centered on a man and his teddy bear, who comes to life as the result of a childhood wish.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Pubrick on April 03, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
Biggest movie of the year right here.

Worst movie of the year right here.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: mogwai on April 04, 2012, 04:48:26 AM
I hope this is not another case of "let's put the funniest parts in the trailer".
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: pete on April 04, 2012, 06:02:53 AM
hate the premise, but love the thunder song.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Pubrick on April 04, 2012, 08:10:27 AM
Quote from: Mogwai on April 04, 2012, 04:48:26 AM
I hope this is not another case of "let's put the funniest parts in the trailer".

Yeah that would be a shame especially as they forgot to put any funny parts in this trailer.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 04, 2012, 10:50:08 AM
Yikes. This is embarrassing.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: ©brad on April 04, 2012, 12:27:32 PM
So it's Wilfred but no where near as smart/charming/funny?
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: mogwai on April 04, 2012, 12:38:42 PM
I'm just wondering, why do you guys reckon it's bad? You're all entitled to your own opinions of course but I'm just curious.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on April 04, 2012, 12:51:25 PM
The trailer.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Pwaybloe on April 04, 2012, 02:07:38 PM
Family Guy
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: 72teeth on April 06, 2012, 02:38:37 PM
Bops
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Reel on July 06, 2012, 12:14:44 AM
Quote from: Pubrick on April 03, 2012, 12:02:03 PM
Biggest movie of the year right here.

Worst movie of the year right here.

Look at what Ebert said in his review:

"The funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear. And the best comedy screenplay so far is "Ted"'


He gave it 3 1/2 stars!!


Mod, you've seen some shit. What would give ole Ebes a good run for his money?
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: modage on July 06, 2012, 01:48:51 AM
Ha, what do you mean?

My 5 word "Ted" review: Funny but not neccessarily good.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Reel on July 06, 2012, 02:49:41 AM
I'm just asking who you think the funniest character and best comedy script of this year are so far, since you are in the know and please, God, please. It cannot be this.

I guess that's kind of irrelevant though. You don't have to answer.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: The Ultimate Badass on July 08, 2012, 02:43:32 AM
Generally, people see comedies to laugh, and this movie is funny. It doesn't try to transcend the genre or be anything other than a straight up joke comedy. It's a stupid, funny movie--nothing to get upset about.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Reel on July 08, 2012, 02:50:26 AM
I just hate Seth Mcfarlane and will resist him as long as I can until I finally give in, smoke a bong and laugh at this on my friend's couch. Plus Wahlberg really gets to me, everytime I see his stupid face I just want to throw up. Big, dumb, Stupid face.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: mogwai on July 08, 2012, 11:14:02 AM
Quote from: Reelist on July 08, 2012, 02:50:26 AM
I just hate Seth Mcfarlane and will resist him as long as I can until I finally give in, smoke a bong and laugh at this on my friend's couch. Plus Wahlberg really gets to me, everytime I see his stupid face I just want to throw up. Big, dumb, Stupid face.

Check yo av dude.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on July 08, 2012, 05:10:42 PM
Quote from: Christian on July 08, 2012, 11:14:02 AMCheck yo av dude.

(https://xixax.com/header_words/checkyonuts.jpg)
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: mogwai on July 09, 2012, 02:10:00 AM
Haha, it's the first time I've seen that on the marquee. Thanks! :yabbse-smiley:
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Pubrick on July 09, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
Quote from: Christian on April 02, 1974, 06:13:24 PM
Ceck yo av dude.

That's the joke reelist was making.

Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on July 08, 2012, 05:10:42 PM
(https://xixax.com/header_words/checkyonuts.jpg)

That's the joke mogs was making.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Reel on July 09, 2012, 10:02:40 AM
Quote from: Pubrick on July 09, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on July 08, 2012, 05:10:42 PM
(https://xixax.com/header_words/checkyonuts.jpg)

That's the joke mogs was making.

But it's funny, because that's just what Dirk goes and does in the bathroom scene after the shot in my avatar.


Let's keep not talking about Ted, please.
Title: Re: Ted
Post by: Reel on December 02, 2012, 10:44:28 PM
since there's no Wahlberg thread and we've all vowed never to speak of Ted here again, I thought I'd post this very funny clip of Pete Holmes' Wahlberg impression:


...did you see Ted?