Trailer:
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-jolie-and-depp-get-close-in-the-trailer-for-the-tourist.html
That actually looks really good. I like fat Johnny Depp. It's like he ate Russell Crowe.
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffilmonic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FThe-Tourist-movie-poster.jpg&hash=d4f510dd857f8f1a374c7b1a85e590c1512f843c)
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?
"It all started when he met a woman. The Tourist. Oh and here's a tiny building."
I'm... intrigued. No, wait, the other one.. bored shitless.
hahaha God what a poster. The eyes, the facial hair, the plastic skin, the hugeness of it all. Also, fuck Depp and Jolie. They're the worst.
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hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of P's personal thoughts.
:yabbse-grin:
Quote from: children with angels on October 01, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
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hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of P's personal thoughts.
:yabbse-grin:
Hahaha :whip:
Jabba the Depp
I finally saw the trailer. Huh. I think Angelina's dialect coach was Henry Higgins.
why is Angelina Jolie?
yes, why is she?
Quote from: squints on October 01, 2010, 11:31:03 AM
yes, why is she?
hahaha
To answer the question though, which I guess was 'why is she annoying' ?
Stuff like this:
"Angelina's life changed after she visited Ethiopia [to adopt Zahara]. Whenever she's there, there's often no food for her and she goes without. She's become used to periods of very little or no food, so she has a much smaller appetite and a different attitude to eating because of it.
It's hard for her to get back to the US and sit in a very expensive restaurant and order freely. She sees food differently and she feels guilty about what she has and so she eats similar to the so many starving people who she wants to help."
People like Depp, Jolie and Pitt crack me up. They're basically dumbasses. They're not educated and they got by on their looks their whole lives, but people always think they're so mysterious and then they equate that to intelligence. No, they just keep their mouths shut because they're idiots. Oh, Johnny Depp lives in France! He's cultured and educated. haha, no, he's just an idiot. Brad Pitt sits around smoking pot all day. A conversation with him would be dumb because he's an idiot. Oh, look how sultry Angelina Jolie is! I bet she's real smart! No, she's a dumbass. There's a reason you don't see these three hosting SNL or making the talk show rounds. It's not because they're mysterious, it's because they're dolts and the second they open their mouths or have to do something spontaneous, their cover is blown. Clooney and Damon they are not.
Quote from: children with angels on October 01, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
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hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of Stefen's personal thoughts.
Nah. Good actors tend to be smart people. Are those guys sell-outs? Yes. Are they idiots? No.
Depp is still pretty great, but he's not really trying anymore, he's not challenging himself anymore. Maybe he doesn't give a fuck.
Jolie sleepwalks through everything and then bam, she just nails something like Changeling with such precision. Pitt does the same.
Quote from: P on October 01, 2010, 03:30:40 AM
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2q04z2w.jpg&hash=7ff779cfe2c14613dedc41fa5f07b2f360e50258)
Quote from: modage on October 06, 2010, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: P on October 01, 2010, 03:30:40 AM
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2q04z2w.jpg&hash=7ff779cfe2c14613dedc41fa5f07b2f360e50258)
Upgrade. I think it would look nice with a small credit of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. But small!
EDIT: Edited to add quote since it was a new fucking page.