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Title: The Tourist
Post by: Sleepless on September 15, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
Trailer:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-jolie-and-depp-get-close-in-the-trailer-for-the-tourist.html

That actually looks really good. I like fat Johnny Depp. It's like he ate Russell Crowe.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: MacGuffin on October 01, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffilmonic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FThe-Tourist-movie-poster.jpg&hash=d4f510dd857f8f1a374c7b1a85e590c1512f843c)
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pubrick on October 01, 2010, 03:30:40 AM
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?

"It all started when he met a woman. The Tourist. Oh and here's a tiny building."

I'm... intrigued. No, wait, the other one.. bored shitless.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pas on October 01, 2010, 05:46:13 AM
hahaha God what a poster. The eyes, the facial hair, the plastic skin, the hugeness of it all. Also, fuck Depp and Jolie. They're the worst.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: children with angels on October 01, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Quote from: Some dude
hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of P's personal thoughts.

:yabbse-grin:


Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pas on October 01, 2010, 08:29:34 AM
Quote from: children with angels on October 01, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Quote from: Some dude
hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of P's personal thoughts.

:yabbse-grin:


Hahaha  :whip:
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: modage on October 01, 2010, 09:28:42 AM
Jabba the Depp
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: polkablues on October 01, 2010, 11:14:20 AM
I finally saw the trailer.  Huh.  I think Angelina's dialect coach was Henry Higgins.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pozer on October 01, 2010, 11:19:45 AM
why is Angelina Jolie?
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: squints on October 01, 2010, 11:31:03 AM
yes, why is she?
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pas on October 01, 2010, 01:30:00 PM
Quote from: squints on October 01, 2010, 11:31:03 AM
yes, why is she?

hahaha

To answer the question though, which I guess was 'why is she annoying' ?

Stuff like this:

"Angelina's life changed after she visited Ethiopia [to adopt Zahara]. Whenever she's there, there's often no food for her and she goes without. She's become used to periods of very little or no food, so she has a much smaller appetite and a different attitude to eating because of it. It's hard for her to get back to the US and sit in a very expensive restaurant and order freely. She sees food differently and she feels guilty about what she has and so she eats similar to the so many starving people who she wants to help."
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Stefen on October 01, 2010, 03:33:28 PM
People like Depp, Jolie and Pitt crack me up. They're basically dumbasses. They're not educated and they got by on their looks their whole lives, but people always think they're so mysterious and then they equate that to intelligence. No, they just keep their mouths shut because they're idiots. Oh, Johnny Depp lives in France! He's cultured and educated. haha, no, he's just an idiot. Brad Pitt sits around smoking pot all day. A conversation with him would be dumb because he's an idiot. Oh, look how sultry Angelina Jolie is! I bet she's real smart! No, she's a dumbass. There's a reason you don't see these three hosting SNL or making the talk show rounds. It's not because they're mysterious, it's because they're dolts and the second they open their mouths or have to do something spontaneous, their cover is blown. Clooney and Damon they are not.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Pas on October 01, 2010, 04:43:57 PM
Quote from: children with angels on October 01, 2010, 07:04:23 AM
Quote from: Some dude
hey Pas, maybe stop automatically agreeing with all of Stefen's personal thoughts.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Alexandro on October 01, 2010, 07:47:04 PM

Nah. Good actors tend to be smart people. Are those guys sell-outs? Yes. Are they idiots? No.
Depp is still pretty great, but he's not really trying anymore, he's not challenging himself anymore. Maybe he doesn't give a fuck.
Jolie sleepwalks through everything and then bam, she just nails something like Changeling with such precision. Pitt does the same.
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: modage on October 06, 2010, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: P on October 01, 2010, 03:30:40 AM
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2q04z2w.jpg&hash=7ff779cfe2c14613dedc41fa5f07b2f360e50258)
Title: Re: The Tourist
Post by: Stefen on October 06, 2010, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: modage on October 06, 2010, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: P on October 01, 2010, 03:30:40 AM
Can you imagine that poster without those two huge faces and their names splattered across it?

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2q04z2w.jpg&hash=7ff779cfe2c14613dedc41fa5f07b2f360e50258)

Upgrade. I think it would look nice with a small credit of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. But small!

EDIT: Edited to add quote since it was a new fucking page.