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Film Discussion => News and Theory => Topic started by: ShanghaiOrange on April 09, 2003, 04:54:22 PM
"Apocalypse Now" combined with "The Sound of Music"
"The Sound of Apocalypse" or "The Sound of Darkness" or something.
-One woman's journey down the Danube to find Colonel Von Trapp, kill him, and take care of his kids.
"The hills are alive with the smell of napalm!"
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Boat Trip + Ghost Ship = Ghost-Boat Ship-Trip
Cuba Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz go on a cruise only to realize it's a gay ghosts singles cruise. Just imagine the gay ghosts from Victorian Era England. Oh man... that would be hilarious. I see Will Ferrel in one of those roles.
For the record, I caught a bit of Boat Trip, and its as bad (or even worse) as you might expect...but Will Ferrell still managed to completely crack me up in his little cameo.
Ferrel has a cameo? What does he do?
Another idea:
12 Angry Monkeys: A time-traveling court room drama.
A lonely, malcontent monster on his way to scare a child inadvertenly falls in love to the wife of a killer on death row. Their relationship threatens his home and tests his existential being.
Monster's Ball, Inc.
Coming soon to a theater near nowhere!
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