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Trailer here. (http://video.aol.com/video/movies-the-love-guru-trailer-no-1/2078553)
Release Date: June 20th, 2008 (wide)
Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer, Justin Timberlake, Ben Kingsley
Director: Marco Schnabel
Premise: Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife.
Mike Myers is still alive and acting? No shit. Hmm. I owe my friend $5 on digital implements creating the Shrek films from the long-dead vocal box of Myers. Sucks.
I never thought I'd say this but I wish he'd made Austin Powers 4 instead.
The only two things that made me even smile were the idea of the black dude from 40 Year Old Virgin as a hockey player and Timberlake with a Tom Selleck mustache and a speedo.
Then you're part of the problem.
It's barely March 2008. And I already know what the worst film of the year was going to be?
(don't worry, I said that about Untraceable too).
i just watched the trailer
i haven't like mike myers in anything since....never..
this looks offensive.
I apologize in advance to everybody here for watching this, and posting about it. I went out with a girl and honestly it was the ONLY thing playing at the time (this and The Happening which is probably as bad).
The little respect I had for Mike Myers for Wayne's World has evaporated. This is the most ridiculous and unfunny shit I ever saw. It's so bad you cant even laugh at how bad it is. From unfunny characters, to Mike Myers merging all his previos role expressions and stupidity into one retarded character, to ridiculous plot and phrases, to the amount of nonsense cameos all over, to even casting Jessica Alba as a Canadian hockey team owner? Nothing makes sense. I honestly don't understand how anybody decided this could be watchable and released it.
Quote from: kal on July 16, 2008, 12:41:56 AM
I apologize in advance to everybody here for watching this, and posting about it. I went out with a girl and honestly it was the ONLY thing playing at the time (this and The Happening which is probably as bad).
The little respect I had for Mike Myers for Wayne's World has evaporated. This is the most ridiculous and unfunny shit I ever saw. It's so bad you cant even laugh at how bad it is. From unfunny characters, to Mike Myers merging all his previos role expressions and stupidity into one retarded character, to ridiculous plot and phrases, to the amount of nonsense cameos all over, to even casting Jessica Alba as a Canadian hockey team owner? Nothing makes sense. I honestly don't understand how anybody decided this could be watchable and released it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...but how did it go with the girl?
how do you think it went? He has A MILLION DOLLARS.
It went very well cause we were looking at each other most of the movie and talking and not paying attention... then I went to her house... we've gone out several times already.
pete, I feel sorry for you if you think you need money to score with a girl. If you are as retarded as you seem to be sometimes here you'll never have either one.... so I hope this is just an act.
Quote from: kal on July 16, 2008, 01:31:05 AM
If you are as retarded as you seem to be sometimes here you'll never have either one....
not true,
you have both.
Quote from: pete on July 16, 2008, 01:54:15 AM
Quote from: kal on July 16, 2008, 01:31:05 AM
If you are as retarded as you seem to be sometimes here you'll never have either one....
not true, you have both.
i guess you are jealous? or i'm not sure what your problem is... you follow me around xixax posting after me in threads you normally would not post and insulting me constantly... find something else to do buddy, it's not so great to attack people you dont know.
Quote from: kal on July 16, 2008, 01:57:51 AM
i guess you are jealous?
nope
Quoteor i'm not sure what your problem is...
yes
Quoteyou follow me around xixax posting after me in threads you normally would not post
nope
Quoteand insulting me constantly...
yes
Quotefind something else to do
nope
Quotebuddy
yes
Quoteit's not so great to attack people you dont know.
nope
Quote from: pete
Quote from: kal
Quotebuddy
yes
awww... :love: