xXx

[SHAFTR]

I don't recall Titties.  Isn't it rated PG13?

[MacGuffin]

I don't recall Titties.

Vin Diesel is a boob, does that count?

[Rudie Obias]

That steaming, walking pile of horse shit is Vin Diesel, who gained my respect as the voice of the Iron Giant, then lost it all when I saw him actually speak.

now that's a good movie (THE IRON GIANT).  let's talk about that instead of XXX

[bonanzataz]

Reported on IMDB:
Up-and-coming action hero Vin Diesel ordered a waitress to open a bottle of juice in front of him - in case someone poisoned it. The XXX star was drinking in Miami's Sabor bar when the waitress put a carafe of cranberry juice on his table to mix with his vodka. But the safety-conscious Hollywood actor took offence and demanded she fetch another. A clubber told website Page Six, "The waitress had to go and get an unopened, sealed bottle of Tropicana cranberry juice and open it in front of him - like it was Cristal."


Xixax, have you been slipping things into Diesel's drinks to make him poo funny?

[Duck Sauce]

IMDB's reports have really slid even further down hill from what they once were. Now their stories are either "_____ blasts _____ for ______" or "The steamy (INSERT MOVIE TITLE) actress was recently spotted dancing it up into the late of night at New York's _______"

[Xixax]

Xixax, have you been slipping things into Diesel's drinks to make him poo funny?

Oh, man. I would totally pay money to see Vin Diesel get the shits.

I wouldn't want him to get hurt or anything, I just think it'd be hilarious to see mr. self-consumed macho man carrying around a load of fecal matter in his tighty whiteys.

[MacGuffin]

Vin Diesel Starring in NY Giant

Taking on his first romantic comedy role, Vin Diesel will star in and produce Revolution Studios' NY Giant, to be written by The Wedding Planner scribes Michael Ellis and Pamela Falk, says The Hollywood Reporter.

"Giant," a tentative title, is about a hotheaded football player who is forced to deal with an uptight female etiquette expert or risk losing his lucrative endorsement contract. In the process, the unlikely pair fall in love.

Diesel is readying production on Universal Pictures' Riddick, part of "The Chronicles of Riddick," which continues the adventures of Diesel's intergalactic character first introduced in Pitch Black.

[picolas]

In the process, the unlikely pair fall in love.

i think i saw this one before...it's called "Every Romantic Comedy Ever Made"

[Sleuth]

You guys ever wonder if "high-octane thrill ride" is secret critic talk for "Do not see this shit" ?

[Redlum]

xXx was in my local cinemas, Punch Drunk Love wasn't. Why allow this and other travesties like it to recoocur by boosting its rental sales?

Rent "The Bourne Identity" instead.

Exactly.

[bonanzataz]

Yuck. Bourne Identity was a piece of doggy doo doo.

[MacGuffin]

Bourne Identity Scribe is Back for Sequel

Universal Pictures has rehired The Bourne Identity scribe Tony Gilroy to adapt Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Supremacy.

In "Supremacy" a Chinese vice-premier has been slain by the legendary assassin Jason Bourne. Of course, there is no Jason Bourne. The identity is simply a cover for the CIA's David Webb. But with someone else assuming the Bourne identity, the U.S. must find a way to avert a international diplomatic scandal that imperils Sino-American peace.

[Sleuth]

Cool, now I don't have to see the Bourne Identity.

[ProgWRX]

Sweet! theyre going to make the bourne supremacy next then!! woot! :D

[MacGuffin]

Ice Cube Replaces Vin Diesel in XXX Sequel
Source: Variety

Ice Cube will replace Vin Diesel in the Revolution sequel to its action franchise XXX, to be directed by Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day).

Originally envisioned as a franchise to star Diesel, Cube will step in to play a new character who is recruited by the National Security Agency to become a XXX agent. The XXX name refers to a three-strikes rule the NSA employs to give criminals the option of joining the crime-fighting force or going to prison.

Tamahori will direct the new adventure, which will be largely set in Washington D.C. and emphasize thriller elements over the first's extreme sports action. He will helm from a script by Simon Kinberg (Mr. and Mrs. Smith). Revolution plans to begin shooting next summer for a 2005 release.

Vin Diesel next stars in The Chronicles of Riddick, Universal's followup to Pitch Black, and did not want to film two sequels back-to-back.

Diesel will instead star in Hannibal for Revolution. Written by Gladiator screenwriter David Franzoni, the film follows the exploits of the 3rd century B.C. Carthaginian general who rode an elephant across the Alps to attack Rome.