Uma vs. _______

[pete]

isn't she taller than him by a bit?

[El Duderino]

shit, i'd like to see the bride vs. mr. t

He would pity her with two hands tied behind his back.

you know, i actually have to agree...even if his hands were tied behind his back, i'm sure she'd be down with a couple of headbutts. however bride's got some agility. it's a tossup

[Ernie]

uma because i am not a matrix fan at all...and because uma is hotness personified

I'll make this my response to the question at hand with exact verbatim.

Uma would kick some serious ass. I'd love to see her fight Joan Crawford from "Johnny Guitar".

Now there's a good movie. I'd definitely pay to see that made "Freddy vs Jason" style.