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GoneSavage

#15
March 02, 2005, 05:24:57 PM
Tina Fey

SoNowThen

#16
March 02, 2005, 06:11:33 PM
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek.

Naked.
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

Stefen

#17
March 02, 2005, 07:47:24 PM
bethie.
Falling in love is the greatest joy in life. Followed closely by sneaking into a gated community late at night and firing a gun into the air.

pete

#18
March 02, 2005, 08:02:33 PM
naked.
"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
- Buster Keaton

Kal

#19
March 02, 2005, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: pete
Quote from: andyk
But to be honest the funniest guy in those shows always is Robin Williams... he is the best

are you 40?

you dont have to be old to laugh at this guy... unless you're an idiot

Myxo

#20
March 02, 2005, 08:50:56 PM
Will Farell

RegularKarate

#21
March 02, 2005, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: andyk
But to be honest the funniest guy in those shows always is Robin Williams... he is the best

Quote from: peteare you 40?

Quote from: andykyou dont have to be old to laugh at this guy... unless you're an idiot

wait... so... If you're an idiot, then you have to be old to laugh at Robin Williams?

Pubrick

#22
March 02, 2005, 09:40:23 PM
i think he's saying he's a 40yr old idiot..  :yabbse-huh:
under the paving stones.

cron

#23
March 02, 2005, 09:58:20 PM
it's funny because robin williams played a 40year-old boy in a movie once.
context, context, context.

Raikus

#24
March 02, 2005, 10:08:31 PM
Jon Stewart.

(I win)
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves, let me forget about today until tomorrow.

MacGuffin

#25
March 02, 2005, 11:03:52 PM
Quote from: cronopioit's funny because robin williams played a 40year-old boy in a movie once.

That movie wasn't funny though.
"Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art." - Andy Warhol


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pete

#26
March 02, 2005, 11:34:41 PM
Quote from: andyk
you're an idiot
"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
- Buster Keaton

Jeremy Blackman

#27
March 02, 2005, 11:43:32 PM
Didn't Jon Stewart host an awards show several years ago?

ono

#28
March 02, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
Yes and yes.

NEON MERCURY

#29
March 03, 2005, 02:09:42 PM
bobcat goldthwait
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