Worst Character Names

Started by polkablues, November 16, 2013, 02:53:20 PM

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polkablues

Inspired by Prisoners' absolutely ridiculous "Detective Loki," what are some of the worst, stupidest, most unrealistic character names you've seen in a movie?

Some candidates:
Jericho Cane - Arnold Schwartzenegger in End of Days
Dr. Christmas Jones - Denise Richards in The World is Not Enough
Mutt Williams - Shia LeBeouf in The Indiana Jones That Shall Not Be Spoken of Aloud
Shia LeBeouf - Shia LeBeouf in real life
Stacker Pentecost - Idris Elba in Pacific Rim
Spurgeon Tanner - Robert Duvall in Deep Impact
Every character in The Hunger Games
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Cole Trickle - Days of Thunder

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Hey man, Stacker Pentecost is awesome. Within the bizarre world of Pacific Rim of course.

I always thought John Matrix came across as very silly.

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Reel

John Waters intentionally picks the worst fucking names ever, but I always really hated Francine Fishpaw in Polyester.


Let's never forget Will Smith as Cypher Raige in After Earth...bleh

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Oh yeah, Detective Loki in Prisoners, what's the deal with that.

Reel

it inspired this thread, but is it a reference to another Loki?