untraceable

[pete]

I read a synopsis that was on IMDB.  it sounded so dumb I youtubed the trailer.
SO DUMB.  I need to watch this movie.


synopsis:
Special agent Jennifer Marsh (Diane Lane) works within a division of the FBI devoted to investigating and prosecuting criminals on the internet. Jennifer thinks she's seen everything, until a serial killer begins displaying his murders on his website. Not only that, the fate of each victim is decided by the number of hits to his site -- the more hits, the faster the victim dies. When the sinister game turns personal, Jennifer and her team have to race against the clock to find a mastermind who is virtually Untraceable.

trailer

[hedwig]

Jennifer thinks she's seen everything, until a serial killer begins displaying his murders on his website. Not only that, the fate of each victim is decided by the number of hits to his site -- the more hits, the faster the victim dies.

this presents a new quintessential yes-or-no question of our time:

if this movie happened in real life and the murderer somehow used XIXAX to display his killings, would you continue to log in?

cinephile would.

[cine]

pas rap would.

[hedwig]

RegularKarate would.

[cine]

pubrick would.

[Bethie]

pas rap has a touch screen, obviously.

[hedwig]

bigideas would.

[cine]

pervert-santa-obviously-hiding-something would.

[hedwig]

godardian would.

[cine]

godardian wood.

[hedwig]

maya kash would.

[Gold Trumpet]

To those unfamiliar with Family Guy, meet the 3 second joke extended to an unnecessary 30 seconds right before commercial break.

[cine]

To those unfamiliar with Family Guy, meet the 3 second joke extended to an unnecessary 30 seconds right before commercial break.

[Sleepless]

Saw the trailer. Looks awful. Reminds me of 'The Mikado' episode of 'Millennium'.

[Pubrick]

To those unfamiliar with Family Guy, meet the 3 second joke extended to an unnecessary 30 seconds right before commercial break.

are you kidding me?

this outstanding series of animated gifs offered more insight in a single image than FG would even attempt in a whole season. their version of this page would be a jpeg of a calculator screen with the words/numbers "BOOBS" and they would hold that shot for a solid 5 minutes with a few stammering explicatory comments from peter griffin "b-b-b-b-oobies.. it it it it it says boobies on the the the the screen" as he points at the joke. then after the commercial break he would have the calculator up his ass. --- actually, no, that would be giving the audience too much credit.. peter would just lick his own boob. again.

uh why am i trying to explain comedic genius to GT ..