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Title: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 11, 2010, 01:57:08 PM
Inspired by Stefen's "fell asleep" thread...

What movies have you walked out on? (This is limited to the theater, obviously.)

Mine was Outbreak... I was pretty young and got very disturbed when they started explicitly showing the effects of the virus.

I almost walked out on Rock Star, but I couldn't, because I was reviewing it for my college newspaper. I regret those 105 minutes to this day.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: modage on November 11, 2010, 02:21:49 PM
Don't think I have ever walked out on a movie.  The closest I ever came was Mission: Impossible 2.  I loved the first one and had no idea the 2nd one would be so terrible.  During the climax I said to my friend "if that dude takes off a mask and it's Tom Cruise, let's leave."  Sure enough, it happened.  But my friend wouldn't leave. 
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: RegularKarate on November 11, 2010, 02:46:16 PM
Not counting festivals (because sometimes it's not that the movie is awful, it's just that you need to catch something else), I can only think of two.

- The Phantom.  My entire family walked out of this.  I was mildly interested in staying because I got that it was dumb on purpose, but it still stunk and my parents, especially hated it.

- Silver City - John Sayles, I love ya, but this was cringe-inducing.

Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Stefen on November 11, 2010, 02:47:21 PM
Salo. Shitty, shitty movie. I saw it at home. I walked out of my moms house.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Gamblour. on November 11, 2010, 05:26:34 PM
I'll probably get kicked off these boards, but when I was 14, I walked out of Thin Red Line.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: 72teeth on November 11, 2010, 06:49:30 PM
The only movie ive ever walked out of was Seven Years in Tibet, which lead me to walk into the sceening room across the hall, which was showing Boogie Nights.

I dont have many memories before this moment...
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Gold Trumpet on November 11, 2010, 07:05:38 PM
I walked out of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King after the 3rd of the total 7 endings. Just became too much nerd glee for me.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: ono on November 11, 2010, 07:06:26 PM
I've never walked out of a movie (except for once where the scheduling wizards of a film festival scheduled Died Young, Stayed Pretty and Dogtooth as overlapping, so I had to leave the former to see all of the latter).  There have been times I've never finished a rental for various reasons (Life is Beautiful, Hulk, and Boondock Saints come to mind), but if I've paid for a ticket, I couldn't imagine not toughing it out.  And I sat through this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295427/).  I fell asleep for a bit after realizing how horrible it was (another one for Stefen's thread), but still, I made it.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Ravi on November 11, 2010, 10:33:28 PM
The Great White Hype
Three Kings - saw this with a friend and his dad, and for some reason he got really offended by it and we left
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Pubrick on November 12, 2010, 09:09:47 PM
Quote from: Ravi on November 11, 2010, 10:33:28 PM
Three Kings - saw this with a friend and his dad, and for some reason he got really offended by it and we left

was he a towel head?

i wish i'd walked out of Gladiator. instead, i did the next best thing and fell asleep.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Alexandro on November 12, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
pearl harbor
home on the range (disney movie about cows)
paris, france
innocent voices (mexican luis mandoki film about guerrilla in el salvador)
edge of darkness
godsend
what dreams may come
fireworks (takeshi kitano)

snatch (home video but I also walked out of my parent's house on that one).

wanted to walk out but didn't (and should've):

neverland
pirates of the caribbean 2
l'humanite
lake tahoe
charlie's angels 2
coyote ugly
the happening
indy 4
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Fernando on November 12, 2010, 11:10:36 PM
walked from ed scissorhands, left my friends at the cinema and walked home like 20 blocks, that's how much I was hating the damn thing.

the doors, walked out maybe ten minutes before it ended, we got tired of seeing some stoned dude.

also walked from single white female, this wasnt my call, at the intermission (we had those back then) we went to buy popcorn and then the fucking candy store was already closed! friends were pissed and wanted to leave.

wanted but didnt:

pirates of the whoribbean 2 & 3
armaggedon
some dicaprio movie were he played a gay poet
indy 4
get smart
evan almighty
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: quigliest on November 12, 2010, 11:23:11 PM
I walked out of Alexander. But only because it was the cool thing to do that year.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Stefen on November 12, 2010, 11:25:11 PM
Quote from: Q_FM on November 12, 2010, 11:23:11 PM
I walked out of Alexander. But only because it was the cool thing to do that year.

Oh, walking out of an Oliver Stone movie puts you on Gold Trumpets bad side. He's going to make you watch the other cut!

Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Gold Trumpet on November 12, 2010, 11:40:24 PM
Well, the theatrical cut was bad. I wanted to love it and convince myself it was good, but couldn't.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Sleepless on November 13, 2010, 07:08:15 AM
I don't know I've ever actually walked out of a movie, but there is certainly some awful shit that I've sat through (Indy 4 springs immediately to mind).

Admin edit: SPOILER for The Others incoming...

The first movie I remember distinctly hating was The Others with Nicole Kidman. The characters spent the entire first scene repeating a variation of "What if we were dead but didn't know we were dead?" which pretty much signaled the entire rest of the film for me. But I stayed as everyone else seemed into it. Then a billion hours later we find out, yep, they were dead all along and they didn't know it. I was the first one out of the cinema as soon as the credits came up. Awful shit.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Reel on November 13, 2010, 08:10:39 AM
^^^^^^^^^ SPOOOIIIILLLLLSSS

movie that deserved it: Wing Commander

movie that didn't: A History of Violence

both were out of consideration for friends. The first one I was only seeing for a girl, who had some issue so when she left there really wasn't any point to be in the theater. The second, I walked in late and caught the juicy violence and sex parts then decided it was better suited for dvd. I went to Waiting instead and laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Sleepless on November 13, 2010, 01:55:21 PM
For the spoils, I'm sorry. If you every plan on sitting through The Others I'm even more sorry.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Jeremy Blackman on November 13, 2010, 01:59:57 PM
You make a good point.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: samsong on November 14, 2010, 05:32:25 AM
my blueberry nights.  wanted to leave about halfway through but remembered there was a cat power cameo so i stuck around for that, though i don't think there was much movie left after it.

the women.  not sure why i went to this one.  intended double feature with my (gay) roommate and his fag hag after burn after reading, which i hated.  i stayed for about ten minutes.

just about every student short film festival i've ever had the poor sense of attending, either immediately after a friend's film or when the feeling of time wasted became too much to bear.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Ostrich Riding Cowboy on November 21, 2010, 09:27:10 PM
Dragged to Easy A, tonight. After 20 minutes, went straight to a bar. Had a Manhattan.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: polkablues on November 22, 2010, 10:46:21 AM
Weird, I liked Easy A.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Robyn on November 22, 2010, 10:51:34 AM
I spoiled Tarzan and got kicked out when I was 9-10. Does that count?
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: pete on November 22, 2010, 11:48:36 AM
I walked out on badassss because it was pretty boring but also my rides who went to see another movie were leaving.
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: mogwai on November 22, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: KarlJan on November 22, 2010, 10:51:34 AM
I spoiled Tarzan and got kicked out when I was 9-10. Does that count?

When was this? 1945? :wink:
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Robyn on November 22, 2010, 01:50:22 PM
Quote from: Mogwai on November 22, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: KarlJan on November 22, 2010, 10:51:34 AM
I spoiled Tarzan and got kicked out when I was 9-10. Does that count?

When was this? 1945? :wink:

Wait, what?

(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.contandohistoria.com%2Ftarzan6.gif&hash=25c32db0ff24d09f03d73f3f5883a835b44a8ec3)
Title: Re: movies you've walked out on
Post by: Stefen on November 22, 2010, 03:40:17 PM
Damn son, the story of Tarzan has been around long before Disney exploited it. Like most of their shit, they just took something someone else did, slapped some animation on it and called it a day.