Home alone 5?

underdog · April 27, 2003, 03:02:40 AM

ok... maybe this is not true but i been readin on the net about a home alone 5.. is it true?... any wtf is with all the home alone movies? the only good ones were 1 and 2. but 3 and 4... man.. worst xmas movies ever..
peace

oakmanc234 · April 27, 2003, 05:56:07 AM

There's not even a part 4, is there?

Dirk · April 27, 2003, 06:32:27 AM

Quote from: oakmanc234There's not even a part 4, is there?

That's what I was wonderin', unless it was some straight to video type deal

, which wouldn't really surprise me.

Dirk · April 27, 2003, 07:12:42 AM

"First time, I can see it happen, second time, mayby, third time, no, fourth time, social services. "

sphinx · April 27, 2003, 12:29:26 PM

the first and second movies are amazing. third and fourth are not.

and whenever anyone says that they were 'reading it on the net', the doubt-o-meter goes off the scale

Duck Sauce · April 28, 2003, 12:55:39 AM

The first one is a masterpiece, and I mean that when I say it. It is really a great movie, very entertaining, much more mature than the shit thats labeled for kids today.

AlguienEstolamiPantalones · April 28, 2003, 01:01:01 AM

im thinkin that guy who played buzz will someday make a porno re make of this film where he is a former child star left home alone and he has to deal with two sexxy burglers

cowboykurtis · April 28, 2003, 10:33:59 AM

i saw that film DUTCH last night -- havent seen it since i was a kid. i think thats a a great fucking film. i had a smile on my face the whole way through. i dont know if i have a slanted view based on my love for the film stemming from childhood-- regardless, i think its wonderful. do you guys remember this gem? what are your thoughts?

bonanzataz · April 28, 2003, 09:45:19 PM

description of home alone 4....

Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion

OK. WHAT?! the mccallisters split up? Marv is played by French Stewart. Thank God I never saw this film, whose only purpose was to take my childhood, cut it up, and rape its decrepit corpse.

Raikus · April 28, 2003, 10:23:30 PM

Only one thing can sum up this atrocity:

underdog · May 06, 2003, 04:44:54 PM

Quote from: bonanzatazdescription of home alone 4....

Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion

OK. WHAT?! the mccallisters split up? Marv is played by French Stewart. Thank God I never saw this film, whose only purpose was to take my childhood, cut it up, and rape its decrepit corpse.

is the grandfather of kevin in home alone 4? he was funny
peace

ono · May 28, 2003, 04:42:39 AM

And you thought Jay Sherman was kidding when he first previewed it back in 1994-ish. ;)

chainsmoking insomniac · July 13, 2003, 10:05:14 AM

Quote from: cowboykurtisi saw that film DUTCH last night -- havent seen it since i was a kid. i think thats a a great fucking film. i had a smile on my face the whole way through. i dont know if i have a slanted view based on my love for the film stemming from childhood-- regardless, i think its wonderful. do you guys remember this gem? what are your thoughts?

Dutch kicked ass! Shit man, that entire movie is just fucking hilarious, the characters are great...I suddenly have the urge to watch this movie again...or no wait, maybe BUY it....heheh...heheheh..HaHaaHHAAHHAHAHAHA!

Sleuth · July 13, 2003, 12:31:42 PM

Man, what happened to Underdog

bonanzataz · July 13, 2003, 08:36:58 PM

he died...

twice.

we'll just leave it at that for now.