The stupidest thing you've heard someone say about a movie..

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Jeremy Blackman

#90
April 07, 2003, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: CollinBullockNow come sit down and watch Tommy Boy.  It's funny.  Oh yeah, forgot, you have a stick up your ass, and you can't enjoy anything funny.  Well, allright, go watch another Bergman movie.

I'm really picky with comedies... maybe I'm just paranoid...

I saw that sheep herding movie, and it wasn't very good

bonanzataz

#91
April 07, 2003, 01:07:20 PM
i'm really lenient with my comedies. i LOVE sorority boys.
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

Pedro

#92
April 07, 2003, 04:31:45 PM
Quote from: bonanzatazi'm really lenient with my comedies. i LOVE sorority boys.

AHH! :shock:

this stick is seriously uncomfortable

Ravi

#93
April 07, 2003, 04:52:41 PM
Quote from: bonanzatazi'm really lenient with my comedies. i LOVE sorority boys.

You are hereby banned from this forum.

The Mongolian sheep herders documentary was awesome.  Ntocp Mxhya is a genius.

Jeremy Blackman

#94
April 07, 2003, 06:25:18 PM
Just because he likes bad movies doesn't mean he thinks they're good.

Pedro

#95
April 07, 2003, 06:31:59 PM
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanJust because he likes bad movies doesn't mean he thinks they're good.

Good point.

cine

#96
April 08, 2003, 12:09:47 AM
Quote from: CollinBullock
Yeah, you can say what you just heard someone else say?  I know severly retarded people who can do that to, and they eat their own shit!  

So.. wait.. did you just say you know several people that eat their own shit? Astounding. I don't even know one. Tell me something - do you talk to these retarded people at all?  If so, does it annoy you because their breath smells like shit? Or do you keep your distance?  Also, do you have any deeper respect for Divine since you know these people? Just asking.

SoNowThen

#97
April 08, 2003, 12:48:11 PM
Sorry, I'm a little late here, but I've got some classic quotes:

of Magnolia: "Too many shots were out of focus"
-some chick at my film school

of Boogie Nights: "It was just a porno"
-another chick           (same quote was said for Eyes Wide Shut)

of One Hour Photo: "Robin Williams was not believable"  (???)
-coworker

of Titanic: "I think that was the best movie ever made"
- my Aunt

of Three Kings: "The director didn't know what kind of film he wanted to make. It had, like, three different looks."   (I swear to God this is true!!)
- another film school moron

Oh how I hate people.
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

SoNowThen

#98
April 08, 2003, 01:08:30 PM
Long Way Down (One Last Thing)...

I should also mention that another Auntie & Uncle shut Magnolia off after 20 min, said it was the worst movie they'd ever seen, and then exclaimed to me (because I told them to watch it) that "we thought you were an intelligent person...".

Their reasons for not liking it: "regular people don't swear that much".
This from my Uncle, whose favorite movie is The Last Detail.
For fucks sake...
Those who say that the totalitarian state of the Soviet Union was not "real" Marxism also cannot admit that one simple feature of Marxism makes totalitarianism necessary:  the rejection of civil society. Since civil society is the sphere of private activity, its abolition and replacement by political society means that nothing private remains. That is already the essence of totalitarianism; and the moralistic practice of the trendy Left, which regards everything as political and sometimes reveals its hostility to free speech, does nothing to contradict this implication.

When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

CollinBullock

#99
April 08, 2003, 01:26:47 PM
No, it doesn't bother me that their breath smells.  I just usually don't speak to them.  I just keep them in their cages and make sure they have a steady supply of Paul W. Anderson movies and nu metal cd's.
Reality is extraordinary.  Unfourtanetly, the best parts don't make good movies - Terry Gilliam

bonanzataz

#100
April 08, 2003, 03:28:53 PM
ahem...

paul ws anderson!

by the way, jb, thank you for backing me up, and exactly!
The corpses all hang headless and limp bodies with no surprises and the blood drains down like devil's rain we'll bathe tonight I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls Demon I am and face I peel to see your skin turned inside out, 'cause gotta have you on my wall gotta have you on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls collect the heads of little girls and put 'em on my wall hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall I want your skulls I need your skulls I want your skulls I need your skulls

cine

#101
April 08, 2003, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: CollinBullockNo, it doesn't bother me that their breath smells.  I just usually don't speak to them.  I just keep them in their cages and make sure they have a steady supply of Paul W. Anderson movies and nu metal cd's.

You're quite vicious with those little retards. Ah well, at least they don't starve, right?

Derek

#102
April 08, 2003, 05:46:00 PM
I think the worst is when you show someone a movie (magnolia, PDL) and the appear to enjoy it, gasp, laugh, etc...Then they turn around and tell people it was weird, or it sucked, or both. But I could swear they were laughing.
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

cine

#103
April 08, 2003, 05:56:02 PM
when I hear someone say in a negative way that a film was "weird", I always turn around and ask, "Is it because it wasn't as conventional as you wanted it to be?"

I either get "yeah, it wasn't" or "huh?"

Duck Sauce

#104
April 08, 2003, 11:53:46 PM
Quote from: Cinephilewhen I hear someone say in a negative way that a film was "weird", I always turn around and ask, "Is it because it wasn't as conventional as you wanted it to be?"

I either get "yeah, it wasn't" or "huh?"

No need to be rude.
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