Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

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MacGuffin

March 22, 2005, 11:16:25 AM


Trailer here.

Release Date: August 12th, 2005 (wide)

Cast: Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow), Eddie Griffin (T.J. Hicks), Jean Reno.

Director: Mike Bigelow (feature debut)

Screenwriter: TJ Schneider (feature debut), David Garrett, Jason Ward (writing team of Corky Romano) and Josh Lieb (feature debut)

Premise: This movie continues the wondrous adventures of Deuce Bigalow (Schneider), whose gift to the world is the amazing ability to please women (AKA "Janes") in his role as a he-whore, a gigolo. Deuce is still relatively green to the profession, however, and so he is sent off to a school for gigolos in England where he can be trained to develop his full potential as a man whore. Once there, however, he discovers that 1) there is a secret society of he-whores that he didn't know about, 2) his rank in that society is very low and 3) someone is killing off many of the higher class gigolo cadets. Deuce is also introduced to a whole new gaggle of eager clientele, like Katrina, who lost her nose in a car accident which killed her brother, but luckily, one of his organs survived to be used as a skin graft... but it was the sort that now causes her nose to get longer when she gets sexually aroused (think about it). The fun all leads up to a big finale at the 73rd Annual Man Whore Awards.
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kotte

#1
March 22, 2005, 11:44:32 AM
Based on the first film this film sucked...

Stefen

#2
March 22, 2005, 12:32:04 PM
based on the first film this film will be better.
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metroshane

#3
March 22, 2005, 02:03:27 PM
I enjoyed the first.
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#4
March 23, 2005, 01:18:43 PM
I don't think enough can be said about the brilliance of:

"a secret society of he-whores"
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When those who hated capital and consumption (and Jews) in the 20th century murdered some hundred million people, and the poster children for the struggle against international capitalism and America are now fanatical Islamic terrorists, this puts recent enthusiasts in an awkward position. Most of them are too dense and shameless to appreciate it, and far too many are taken in by the moralistic and paternalistic rhetoric of the Left.

Sleuth

#5
March 23, 2005, 02:14:26 PM
Oh yeah, what about this one

"We'd like a room for two knights please!"
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Alethia

#6
March 23, 2005, 04:32:16 PM
the first one's hilarious

Sleuth

#7
March 23, 2005, 05:23:42 PM
And they were dressed in armor :bravo:  :lol:
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Ravi

#8
March 23, 2005, 07:14:08 PM
I like how it is directed by Mike Bigelow.

grand theft sparrow

#9
August 14, 2005, 04:43:55 PM
I admit liking the first one.  It's not genius or anything but it was an okay way to kill 90 minutes.

But the best I can say about this one is that Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler found the perfect way to go on vacation in Amsterdam for a few months and write it off on their taxes.  Even by shitty comedy standards, this was lazy and all-around awful.  I owe my friend $9 for covering my ticket... I'm not paying him.

If only this came out earlier, then people would realize that Dukes of Hazzard really isn't that bad.

polkablues

#10
August 14, 2005, 06:23:37 PM
The only redeeming qualities the original had going for it were William Forsythe and the line "Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you."

The sequel, as I understand, contains neither.
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Tryskadekafobia

#11
August 14, 2005, 09:40:41 PM
I don't how unfunny the movie is, but Ebert's review of it is hilarious.

cron

#12
August 14, 2005, 09:57:20 PM
Quote from: TryskadekafobiaI don't how unfunny the movie is, but Ebert's review of it is hilarious.

hahaha totally. :laughing:
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hedwig

#13
August 14, 2005, 09:59:29 PM
so is Rob Schneider the Pauly Shore of our times?

72teeth

#14
August 14, 2005, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: Hedwigso is Rob Schneider the Pauly Shore of our times?

Worse, he's the Rob Schneider of our time...
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