Thought this would be a fun way to kill some time while we await The Master. (Or at least a mild diversion from making endless lists comparing specific shots to vaguely similar shots from other movies... ahem...)
The game is pretty self-explanatory: what is the worst/funniest line from a movie that could be yelled when you climax?
To get the ball rolling, I nominate: "That'll do, pig" from Babe.
"I'M FINISHED!"
"The horror! The horror!"
"Here's lookin' at you, kid!"
"If you build it, he will come!"
"No wire hangers, ever!"
"I could do it again if you need a close-up."
"Rosebud!"
"We're gonna need a Bigger Boat!"
I'll get the obvious ones out of the way so that we can focus on better stuff:
"Say Hello to my little friend"
"Open the Pod Bay doors, please, Hal"
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
"The Stuff dreams are made of"
"Show me the money!"
"you're gonna need a bigger boat"
"If you build it, he will come"
"Here's Johnny!"
"My Precious"
"I'm King of the world!"
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
"I see Dead People...."
"STELLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!"
unless her name is Stella
"Inconceivable!"
"Yippie-kay-yay, Mother Fucker!"
"If I only had a brain."
"The power of Christ compels you!"
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!"
"And like that, poof. He's gone."
"This happens. This is something that happens."
"It's not going to stop... so just... give up."
"My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give!"
"Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?"
"SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!"
"FEEL, FEEL, FEEL...FEEL MY HEAAAT"
"Hey, careful man.... There's a beverage here!"
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on August 15, 2012, 10:30:39 PM
"This happens. This is something that happens."
This one made me laugh.
It is *not* dangerous to confuse children with angels.
"FUCKabees"
"Oh long Johnson"
"That's that."
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on August 15, 2012, 10:30:39 PM"Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?"
My fav so far.
"I am your father."
"I have love to give! I just don't know where to put it!"
"Is that like a...secret pudding?"
"You can't stop what's Cumming..."
I realize that this is actually a line about orgasming, but it would be worth yelling out anyway:
"It feels so good when the cum comes out."
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
"I love my dead gay son"
"This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy"
"Back and to the left!"
"Not you, Fat Jesus!"
"Don't just stare at it, EAT IT."
"You're killing me smalls!"
Quote from: Sleepless on August 16, 2012, 12:15:40 PM
"Two men enter, one man leaves!"
Shut it down, we have a winner.
"it's ok i'm wearing leather"
then if she says that's not the line.. you say "SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP."
then after a while.. "Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence."
"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
"Yeah, Bitch! Magnets."
"So that happened."
"Why so serious?"
ROYALE WITH CHEESE!
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."
"Was there a FIGHT?"
"NED RYERSON!" (punches face)
I am Jack's colon
"EAT THE HAM, TINA."
"Oh no, they're eating her.... and then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"
"Oh... Oh... Oh!"
...from Office Space
this pertains to girls no more...
movie quote to shout while you fake orgasm?
Quote from: 72teeth on August 17, 2012, 08:52:54 PM
"Oh... Oh... Oh!"
...from Office Space
because it would be so obvious that ur faking it
Quote from: pete on August 17, 2012, 09:12:01 PM
this pertains to girls no more...
movie quote to shout while you fake orgasm?
"Made it, Ma!.. TOP OF THE WORLD!!!"
Time to shift to Best Movie Quotes to Shout Out While You Orgasm:
"My god, it's full of stars..."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"TETSUOOOOO!!!"
Quote from: polkablues on August 17, 2012, 09:40:44 PM
Time to shift to Best Movie Quotes to Shout Out While You Orgasm:
"My god, it's full of stars..."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"TETSUOOOOO!!!"
^ Those are Not funny...
What about:
"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you!!!" - From 'Yankee doodle dandy'
Quote from: 72teeth on August 17, 2012, 08:52:54 PM
"Oh... Oh... Oh!"
...from Office Space
because yr cuming
Explain it to me one more time in slightly smaller words.
Quote from: 72teeth on August 17, 2012, 09:55:27 PM
Quote from: 72teeth on August 17, 2012, 08:52:54 PM
"Oh... Oh... Oh!"
...from Office Space
because yr cuming
Damn dude, How many more times are you gonna quote yourself?...
Quote from: polkablues on August 17, 2012, 09:58:11 PM
Explain it to me one more time in slightly smaller words.
Lol.. You finally said something funny. Good on ya.
"Wolfman's got nards!"
Quote from: InTylerWeTrust on August 17, 2012, 10:00:15 PM
Lol.. You finally said something funny. Good on ya.
My dreams of becoming a children's entertainer have finally been realized.
Quote from: polkablues on August 17, 2012, 10:30:31 PM
My dreams of becoming a children's entertainer have finally been realized.
Entertainer?.... "Dancing monkey" is more like it....
BACK TO THE THREAD, You thread-jacking motherfucker...
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
WORST:
"I feel the need... The need for speed!"
"Soylent Green is people!"
"Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!"
"Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God!"
BEST:
"Hoo ha!"
Actually "Attica! attica! attica!" would work well..... if the girl's name is "Erica".
"I DON'T WAIT FOR OLD PEOPLE, I DON'T WAIT FOR OLD PEOPLE."
Smile you son of a bitch!
"Utah! Get me two!!"
I'm king of the world!
"End of session"
"I tell ye, THERE'LL BE NO BUTTER IN HELL!"
(whispering) "Silencio."
"Good morning! In case I don't see ya... good afternoon, good evening and good night!"
"Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!"
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
Tarantino edition:
"Aw man, I think I just shot Marvin in the face."
"That's a vanilla milkshake. That's 5 dollars"
"Wait for the cream"
I just noticed I was downvoted for my contribution to this thread, but I think that's when Tyler went on his downvoting rampage. Someone go back to page 1 and help us out.
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on August 15, 2012, 10:30:39 PM
"This happens. This is something that happens."
"It's not going to stop... so just... give up."
"My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give!"
"Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?"
Quote from: polkablues on August 17, 2012, 05:17:05 PM
"EAT THE HAM, TINA."
I'm still pretty proud of this one.
No, I'd like to speak.
Dear, everyone: don't think it's been easy, but I understand now that we're not and never will be alike.
I'm not like you who fucks to be validated and might as well give up putting cocks inside you.
And I'm not like you; all you want is to be filled up and whether it's by a man or by tons of disgusting slop makes no difference.
And I'm definitely not like you. That empathy you claim is a lie because all you are is society's morality police whose duty is to erase my obscenity from the surface of the Earth so that the bourgeoisie don't feel sick.
I'm not like you.
I am a nymphomaniac and I love myself for being one. But above all, I love my cunt and my filthy, dirty lust!
"Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now."