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Film Discussion => The Small Screen => Topic started by: Bethie on February 13, 2010, 12:12:52 AM

Title: Modern Family
Post by: Bethie on February 13, 2010, 12:12:52 AM
You guys love this, right? I feel like this show could be an xixax favorite.

Phil...I love him. love him. love him.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Ravi on February 13, 2010, 05:17:59 AM
Really funny show.  I loved how in the last episode Gloria's idea of a comedian involved a mallet.  And I had forgotten how much Ed O'Neill rocked.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: cine on February 14, 2010, 06:23:29 PM
this show is meh for me. i DO like it.. but i'm bored of the obligatory documentary crew.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Bethie on March 02, 2010, 12:03:11 AM
just caught up. the topless photo. Luke asking "was it hot?"

Phil is perfect.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Kal on June 10, 2010, 02:17:49 AM
Phil may be one of the funniest TV characters in a long time.

Love this. I'm hooked.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: abuck1220 on June 14, 2010, 01:37:57 PM
i've only seen bits and pieces of this, but it seems like a version of arrested development made for my mom.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Bethie on September 23, 2010, 12:33:08 AM
"that was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam"   :yabbse-thumbup:

and Luke with the photo, again!!!
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: polkablues on September 23, 2010, 01:53:51 AM
This is by far my favorite current show that I don't actually watch.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pubrick on September 23, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
are you kidding? nothing i've seen or heard about this show has made it even slightly appealing.

i was under the impression it was the latest turd benchmark for what the masses are into, much like Everybody Loves Raymond before it.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: jtm on September 23, 2010, 02:51:07 AM
Quote from: P on September 23, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
are you kidding? nothing i've seen or heard about this show has made it even slightly appealing.

i was under the impression it was the latest turd benchmark for what the masses are into, much like Everybody Loves Raymond before it.

the question is "are you kidding?"

you haven't heard anything? are you aware it just won an emmy for best comedy?

i know the emmy awards don't mean much here, so maybe it's not worth bringing up, but come on.

it's a funny fucking show.

laugh and enjoy life, P.

love,

JTM



Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pubrick on September 23, 2010, 03:17:06 AM
haha what the fuck? because i don't think this stupid show is worth watching i suddenly don't laugh/enjoy life?

i know it won best comedy emmy but that just means they got it WRONG. just like they did with mad men, that show sucks even more than this one.

i tried watching this but all i saw was a played out talking-to-a-documentary-crew style that pretends these ppl are "spontaneous" but come off as just dull. it's the kind of show that could use a laugh track cos it's just embarrassing to watch in silence when all the jokes fall flat. the gay couple is an embarrassment to gay couples and to comedy duos. sofia vergara and al bundy are useless in that they only repeat the same joke in every situation. the rest of the cast is even less memorable or interesting. who are these people? the show is populated by nobodies and in a couple of years will be as forgotten and irrelevant as Will and Grace or Dharma and Greg. TV is really in a desperate state.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: jtm on September 23, 2010, 03:41:07 AM
chill out man.

i still love you.  :kiss:
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pubrick on September 23, 2010, 03:55:59 AM
oh, now i remember you who are.. you're the nutcase who posted the ghost picture.

"JTM is fucked in the head".. i'll try to remember that.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: jtm on September 23, 2010, 04:10:38 AM
man, i was trying to play nice and be friends but you had to go there... ok.

you're the one who's fucked in the head.

if you're as bitter in real life as you come across here, you must have a hard time living life in the real world.

ya short, pudgy, newtron 'lil' bitch!
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pubrick on September 23, 2010, 04:44:23 AM
Quote from: jtm on September 23, 2010, 04:10:38 AM
man, i was trying to play nice and be friends but you had to go there... ok.

you're the one who's fucked in the head.

if you're as bitter in real life as you come across here, you must have a hard time living life in the real world.

ya short, pudgy, newtron 'lil' bitch!

haha,. i knew it. you're a fucking troll.

1. regarding this thread.. i made a comment about THE SHOW and for some reason you took huge offence. you made it personal, so go fuck yourself with this "trying to play nice". anyone can see that you have repeatedly tried to start arguments with me and then acted like you have been blindsided by my defensive responses. here you made a comment that i need to laugh and enjoy life so i responded directly to it, i even gave reasons why i hate the show which you obviously ignored because you have NO interest in the actual topic, you were just looking for an excuse to jump on my nuts. you got the attention you wanted and then you turn and say "chill out i love you".. what is wrong with you?

2. regarding who you think i am.. you are OBSESSED with me.  you have an OBSESSION with my "online persona", which is strange because it appears you haven't updated it since 2006 when i was at the peak of my bitter postings or whatever. i went missing for 2 years so you might want to read up on the huge posts i've made since my return about the many things i love. to say nothing of the irrelevance this has to my real life, which you know nothing about. this obsession with my online persona leads to the last point..

3. regarding your reference to "newtron".. dude you just outed yourself as nothing but a waste of time TROLL. no one here could be expected to even remember this character you bring up, which i used for a few MONTHS and discontinued SEVEN YEARS AGO. this is really quite disturbing that you would bring it up and it shows that you have been obsessing with me for a really long time. why bring up something that NO ONE has even thought of in NEARLY A DECADE and somehow try to use it as an insult against me? dude you are fucked in the head.

this seems to always be the case with trolls who for some reason have their minds blown by me (in a bad way). you feel personally persecuted, think i'm your arch nemesis, and then act like confused little children by throwing hugely confusing signals, LOVE ME PUBRICK HATE ME OH GET MAD AT ME PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.. maybe that's your problem, i'm sorry i never paid any attention to you before, man i couldn't even remember who the hell you were when you replied, up til the ghost picture i don't think you've ever posted anything worth remembering.

going by what you posted in warlus' suicide thread, my assessment may not be that far from the truth. you need to get help for your mental illness.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pas on September 23, 2010, 06:09:13 AM
Hahaha damn, the sheriff is in shape!  :yabbse-thumbup:

fuck me, new page
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: abuck1220 on September 23, 2010, 08:49:22 AM
yeah, tried this again last night and it's just not funny.

Quote from: Bethie on September 23, 2010, 12:33:08 AM
"that was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam"   :yabbse-thumbup:

either this joke has been done before or i'm really smart because i said the punchline to myself before al bundy said it. the jokes on this show are just really easy and predictable.

the gay couple on this is the worst.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Stefen on September 23, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Did you guys know Sofia Vergara has an 18 year old son?
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: abuck1220 on September 23, 2010, 01:35:40 PM
gross
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: polkablues on September 23, 2010, 04:27:22 PM
Weird. I actually thought this was a pretty good show, but P doesn't like it, so now I hate it.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: children with angels on September 23, 2010, 05:59:36 PM
But P also has an irrational hatred against Mad Men for some reason and therefore isn't always right.

P.S.: I have never seen this show.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Stefen on September 23, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
P just need to make some sort of definitive list of what we can and can't like.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Bethie on September 23, 2010, 11:45:46 PM
wow peeps no need to get mad. settle.


can we just talk about how hot Sofia Vergara is? Please?
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: polkablues on September 24, 2010, 12:45:01 AM
I used to think she was pretty hot, but then I found out she has an 18-year-old son, so now I hate her.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: jtm on September 24, 2010, 01:24:59 AM
p's gotta big head.

because i have a good memory, that means i'm obsessed with him?

ridiculous.

Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Stefen on September 24, 2010, 02:21:06 AM
Quote from: polkablues on September 24, 2010, 12:45:01 AM
I used to think she was pretty hot, but then I found out she has an 18-year-old son, so now I hate her.

I don't give a shit. She's hot. I'd buy her son some beer and tell him and his friends to go hang out in the park for a few hours.

She's got that ugly duckling hotness going on. She probably didn't get hot until she was out of high school. I can imagine her with acne, big teeth, a thick body that she hadn't grown into yet. When she got hot she probably jumped right into the arms of the first dude that was nice to her. It was probably some unassuming dork she went to high school with who never made fun of her. And if you're that dude, you knock her up ASAP. You do whatever you can to make sure that happens so you're bounded to her for life. "I'll pull out, I promise!" or you wait until she's really turned on and in the zone then say you want to feel what it's like inside her so she says, "okay, but only this once." Plus she's Colombian. Get it in her hair and you have twins. There's some jerkoff out there who has an 18 year old kid with her and it wasn't until this year that he ever had to get a real job to support himself now that their son is an adult and he can't collect child support. Not a bad deal if you ask me. All he had to do was not be a jerk when he was a teenager.

Also...

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Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Pas on September 24, 2010, 06:18:07 AM
Hahaha xixax need to come up with a system like the porn message boards with the thanks/post rating system. It would spare me a lot of haha posts
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: pete on September 24, 2010, 06:22:45 AM
stefen - she's colombian.  that's how she's hot.  ain't no catepillar to swan story when you're colombian.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: ᾦɐļᵲʊʂ on September 27, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
Quote from: Pas on September 24, 2010, 06:18:07 AM
Hahaha xixax need to come up with a system like the porn message boards with the thanks/post rating system. It would spare me a lot of haha posts

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There. Katy Perry.

She's pretty cute, too.

Mostly just that her boobs are bouncing, so I figured I'd post it.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: Stefen on September 27, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
Between all the Katy Perry, Sofia Vergara and Blake Lively boob talk, I think the last week of September should always be breast cancer awareness week on xixax.
Title: Re: Modern Family
Post by: polkablues on September 27, 2010, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Stefen on September 27, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
Between all the Katy Perry, Sofia Vergara and Blake Lively boob talk, I think the last week of September should always be breast cancer awareness week on xixax.

It's like Tennyson said, "In the fall, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of boobs."