I don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.
I like your avatar (is that the word?). Looks like Giger...
aw
It is Giger.
Good times.
aw
I thought maybe the hitler thing was a joke, like that's the one and only thing we might all be able to agree on.
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party."
Well, I don't think it's funny. This name shouldn't be used in jokes. But I cannot explain this rationally.
Mac, that's a pretty damn catchy slogan.... where can I sign up?
Quote from: SoNowThenThat's a pretty damn catchy slogan.... where can I sign up?
At the producer's office. Badump-bump.
...ching
I think the hitler thing is pretty funny...anyway, I think jokes about hitler can be funny sometimes...my sense of humor is pretty dark, though...I can see why someone would be offended by the banner, but I don't think that that's the intention. I think Godardian's right in that that is one statement that we can all agree on...basically the only statement we can all agree on.
I will now tell a joke but if you don't want to hear a joke about hitler dont read it....
HIGHLIGHT TO READ:
Why didn't Hitler drink?
Because it made him mean.
I guess I figure that if Ben Stiller and Mel Brooks can treat Hitler lightly, it's probably okay. He deserves no deference. I think it would've made him feel like more of a failure for us to laugh at him than to give his name some sort of wide berth befitting intimidation.
Quote from: godardianI guess I figure that if Ben Stiller and Mel Brooks can treat Hitler lightly, it's probably okay. He deserves no deference. I think it would've made him feel like more of a failure for us to laugh at him than to give his name some sort of wide berth befitting intimidation.
Sing it! :wink:
Don't be so sensitive, Chris Kelvin.. When Wendys took away the Monteray Ranch Chicken Sandwich, I was upset. No, upset is the wrong word; I was heartbroken. Not only was I shocked, and offended at Mr. Thomas' decision, but I was depressed. I thought maybe I could go and start a picket line in front of Wendys, but I figured it's a waste. They'll probably bring back the Monteray Ranch sandwich one day, and when that day comes, I'll be waiting for it. I really miss that sandwich actually. These days I get the spicy chicken sandwich, which is great, but I really miss the days of that Monteray Ranch chicken sandwich with large peppered french fries, and a sprite. It puts a big smile on my face just thinking about it. The salad dressing on a chicken sandwich is really an innovation. Speaking of chicken sandwiches, does anyone here eat at Chick-Fil-A? They claim to have pioneered the chicken sandwich, but that's just a gimmick. Some farmer probably did it hundreds of years earlier. Still though, you gotta love Chick-Fil-A's french fries. I think their fries are their real innovation. They look like little mini-waffles, and they're so delicious. I don't buy chicken sandwiches from Chick-Fil-A, I usually get chicken nuggets and barbecue sauce (but I make it a habit to get their large fries). I actually haven't been there in months though. It's never been a priority, you know? I know that Chris Kelvin knows what I'm talking about.
i think we ALL do. the message is universal: fast food as a metaphor for life. god bless you mrburgerking, god bless you.
Quote from: chriskelvinI don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.
Wow, Ive never seen anybody as sensitive as you, you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis. Relax Bruce Banner, its a joke...
no hard feelings by the way
Quote from: Duck Sauceyou make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis.
:yabbse-thumbup:
well i can understand the whole issue but come on, its not a "pro hitler" kinda joke...
this is something that always annoyed me when i was in college. you cant even mention hitlers name without having a uproar, regardless what is said about him. that and mentioning that im part german.
we must never forget the past. never mentioning his mame or the war and acting like it never happened not only stops us from understanding past mistakes and making sure we dont make them again, but i also feel its disrespectful to those that the war affected.
Quote from: Duck Sauceyou make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis.
:lol:
Quote from: Duck SauceQuote from: chriskelvinI don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.
Wow, Ive never seen anybody as sensitive as you, you make ebeaman look like Bruce Willis. Relax Bruce Banner, its a joke...
no hard feelings by the way
ebeaman look like bruce willis. funniest thing ive read all day.
poor eb.
Quote from: cecil b. dementedpoor eb.
yeah now I feel bad, Ive been laying it into him too much, and I like him... I plan to stop. I remember how it felt to have Newtron pick on me
I am sorry
back on topic
i didnt really think it was insulting, but he does wear his heart on a sleeve. so the analogy was funny. i dont know why, but im still laughing about it. I didnt mean any offense by it.
Quote from: chriskelvinI don't see the meaning of the sentence "we don't much care for hitler" (of course we don't). I don't know...that name always disturbs me and I think it's somehow inappropriate for a place like this. Just an opinion.
atleast its better than the OLD logo...
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.fortunecity.com%2Fthemodernage%2Foffensive.jpg&hash=e0e1644ad2a9132fecae393fb513a4e08c83dce5)
sheesh, did that get people upset.
Best upper left banner thing ever!
One question though:
What constituted one's avatar to be there?
just curious cause i wasn't there
:cry:
I haven't been around, though, so i guess i deserve it!
Quote from: themodernage02
atleast its better than the OLD logo...
lol
Quote from: russiasushaWhat constituted one's avatar to be there?
just curious cause i wasn't there
:cry:
they are the top posters
Quote from: themodernage02
atleast its better than the OLD logo...
LOL ! You just topped Duck Sauce, congratulations :-)
Quote from: BoothQuote from: themodernage02
atleast its better than the OLD logo...
LOL ! You just topped Duck Sauce, congratulations :-)
Now THAT made me laugh
I've got an even better joke for you. It's VERY dirty. Not for the squeamish. Ready? Here goes...
HIGHLIGHT TO READ:
A white horse...
...fell in the mud.
Quote from: themodernage02atleast its better than the OLD logo...
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.fortunecity.com%2Fthemodernage%2Foffensive.jpg&hash=e0e1644ad2a9132fecae393fb513a4e08c83dce5)
sheesh, did that get people upset.
Classic! But it would be better if it was spelled right. :(
How do German kids tie their shoes?
In little knot-zis.
Best thread in a long time.
:yabbse-thumbup:
Hitler was a bad person. But he died. So I like it.
Quote from: The Silver BulletHitler was a bad person. But he died. So I like it.
you said it. :wink:
Quote from: MacGuffinHow do German kids tie their shoes?
In little knot-zis.
hehehe.
the hitler thing on the banner is hysterical, btw. i laughed.
Quote from: ©bradQuote from: MacGuffinHow do German kids tie their shoes?
In little knot-zis.
hehehe.
the hitler thing on the banner is hysterical, btw. i laughed.
you should've seen the OLD one. :yabbse-rolleyes:
okay. fine. refresh. ya happy? there's your freakin' witless, flat, uncontreversial banner.
Quote from: sphinxokay. fine. refresh. ya happy? there's your freakin' witless, flat, uncontreversial banner.
CHANGE IT BACK!
I wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.
You see, that's exactly what I wanted to say: once Hitler's name is mentioned, a lot of people immediately start joking, mostly in a provoking, sometimes even childish way. The issue is not wether it is funny or not, and I certainly agree with cecil b.demented that it should above all not be considered as a tabu subject, but it is rather an unsensitive approach to a not so far away part of history.
Quote from: chriskelvinbut it is rather an unsensitive approach to a not so far away part of history.
deal with it.
Well, yes, that was my intention. As I already have said, it's just an opinion. So I will deal with it, but thanks for the suggestion.
Quote from: The Silver BulletI wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.
both good points.
Quote from: The Silver BulletI wonder if we would have still disliked Hitler had he directed Magnolia. Or were he a goldfish.
I wonder if we would still dislike him had he won the war
A very, very interesting point. Hitler himself said "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
...Well, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair, how about the weapons of mass destruction...? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you won the war...
Yeah, damn, they should have just let Saddam continue killing tons of Kurds, and a shitload of his own people. Just like Chamberlain wanted to let Hitler continue.
I think we all know your political standpoints. At first, a comparison between the situation in 39 and today's Middle East is ridiculous and dangerous as well. Second, I was only talking about the fact that some people deliberately lied right at our faces in order to obtain their political goals, wether they are acceptable or not. And I don't like that.
Fair enough. It just seemed like you were trying to make the comparison, that's why I jumped in there with the heavy sarcasm.
To contribute to the actual topic: I do think we should make fun of Hitler. Humor is often the best (and sometimes only) way to deal with some of life's greater atrocities and injustices.
Yes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)
Whadda you think of the South Park stuff?
Or SNL's Gay Hitler?
Quote from: chriskelvinYes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)
have you considered that this statement on the banner i made might not be sarcastic or joking at all---in the sense that we really don't like hitler? or do you believe that we should never speak of hitler again because he was such a horrible person, because i do know people like that.
Well, I don't really like South Park, so I don't like their parody of Hitler. (I think it was the little fat one who wore a Hitler disguise, right?)
And I don't know who SNL is.
The only Hitler parody (I don't like to use this expression) I "like" is Chaplin's in "The Great Dictator". As always, Chaplin is marvellous. Yet, he said himself that he hadn't made this film had he kown about the concentration camps. I think I agree with him. Chaplin was one of the greatest. Is there a category for him in "Director's Chair"? He deserves one.
so sphinx, what are the actual origins of that statement? what were the artists intentions behind it?
this is stupid.
Quote from: sphinxQuote from: chriskelvinYes, I also thought about this psychologial phenomenon. Nevertheless, making fun out of someone like Hitler almost always results in extremely bad taste. (I am not talking of dark humour, which I like mostly)
have you considered that this statement on the banner i made might not be sarcastic or joking at all---in the sense that we really don't like hitler? or do you believe that we should never speak of hitler again because he was such a horrible person, because i do know people like that.
I have already said that I don't want to declare Hitler as a tabu subject, not at all. (Again, we shouldn't use the name as representing evil itself, for Hitler had a few million little helpers...)
I don't think the banner was intended to be serious. A lot of people wrote that they find it awfully funny. Anyway, the banners on the top have always been an area that doesn't necessarily deal with issues like these. But I don't want want to criticize you, don't get me wrong. If most people like it, keep it up there. I don't want to be undemocratic.
Quote from: themodernage02so sphinx, what are the actual origins of that statement? what were the artists intentions behind it?
after having visited the republic of south tanganea and questioning its inhabitants about their living condition, they presented me with six large baskets of partially melted wax and mangoes which they thought was gold. this assumption was based on the fact that ny'jub had left an obscene amount of mangoes on several naturally growing cubes of wax because he had heard that a new girl was coming into the village at around that time, and he wanted make his best impression on her (for we all know that mango pickers are almost at the middle of society
- king
- king conditioner
- apprentice
- gift tender
- minister
- musician
- mango picker
- banana grower
- fish catcher)
so he skipped off to the center of village to meet the girl. meanwhile the mangos (far away from any animal's reach atop the cubes of wax, with the exception of the birds who were busy eyeing the new girl in town to see when she would drop dead) began to rot in the sun as the wax melted. the two substances fused together to form a muddy orange/yellow solid when night came, and when the locals found it (except ny'jub) they absolutely went berserk. ny'jub had been murdered several hours after his mangos had began the rotting process as the girl was really a hired assasin who mistook him for a korean arms trader named randy trumpeter. his corpse was stashed in the volcano and she continued to live a long, happy life in the village after that incident. the birds ate her when she died. anyhoo, the locals found these slabs of what they assumed was gold, chopped them up finely into power and placed them in six identical baskets as a gift to the king. the gift tender, whose son was the mango picker was frantically looking for his son and thus could not supervise the gift giving to the king. in his absence, the baskets of gold were mistook for a basket of condoms which had fell off a double hijacked plane (MIT graduates planned on making a condom airstrike at their own campus, so they hijacked an army storage jet, accidentally took three lefts instead of two at the mountain, ended up above mexico and were hijacked once again by a group of communist parachuters who took the plane by storm and shot all the grads in a ritualistic style, except for the pilot who they forgot about. as one of the communist parachuters entered the cockpit, a fight ensued and several buttons were pressed, one of which opened the cargo bay doors. the grad shot the communist parachuter in the arm, he collapsed in pain over the control and the plane began flipping. this box of airtight condoms that had fallen out of the plane remained remarkably intact, landed in front of the minister's house who assumed it was a sign from god, and put it in his sacred shrine of signs from god. the plane crashed into his house (he lived on the other side of the volcano where no one lived, nobody really noticed anything other than a faint boom). the box of condoms flew high over the volcano, and landed directly beside the gift tender's house. the king was delivered the box, which he used all 362 condoms for preserving different kinds of legumes. i, on the other hand, was waiting by the shore, just about ready to leave on my boat. i lugged all six baskets of wax and mango (the stench was awful), and not wanting to be rude, i wished everyone good luck. the king presented me with a legume, so i decided to eat it there, and at the sight of the volcano erupting behind everyone, i choked in surprise, and a portion of the legume landed in my lung. this portion happened to be infected with a moderately nasty little bacteria who ate away at your bronchial tubes. and not wanting to disturb the locals, i told them nothing about the erupting volcano (fearing they would want my boat) and i set off back to north america. halfway through my journey, i began coughing violently (on account of the bacteria) and had very little gas left in my boat. i realized that i could travel further by dumping all the baskets off the boat, so i moved them all to one side, and decided that i would start throwing them off. unfortunately i had balanced the boat perfectly with all six baskets, so at this time the boat began to tilt at an angle i can only describe as uncomfortable. at the point i was unable to breathe even though i was above water (my bronchial tubes were almost demolished), and the next thing i knew, the boat had capsized and i was underneath it. the baskets began to sink down, and in doing so, all the powder exited the baskets when the flaps opened in a violent motion. still keeping above surface although unable to breathe, i noticed all the powder had floating to the top, forming a foamy surface free of any water. wanting to see sunlight in my last few seconds of life, i tried to take one last gasp of air while going under the surface, and in doing so i inhaled a good section of the powder on the surface. the salt in the wax reacted with antitoxins in the mango, killing all bacteria that had multiplied in my lungs. i surfaced on the other side coughing and hacking, and collapsed onto the top of the boat. after several of hours of sleeping on top of the boat (seals had come and stolen my wallet moments after initally sleeping), i awoke and detached the motor from underneath. realizing it was a dangerous but entierly necessary thing to do, i straddled the motor, put my feet on the front of the motor, and pulled the cord. exactly one and two thirds of a mile later, i slipped off the back of the motor, the blades sliced one-two-three-four-five-six times into my tailbone, and the motor went flying off in a million different directions at once.
blood, sure, severed tailbone, definetly, true love? no.
i don't like communist parachuters. i definetly do not care for hitler.
Holy Mother of God
Sphinx's post = sheer brilliance
Quote from: SoNowThenHumor is often the best (and sometimes only) way to deal with some of life's greater atrocities and injustices.
thats true
Hey, Strom Thurmond died. I thought I'd post that news in this thread
:shock: :(
I am eating chips for lunch.
if hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
:)
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesif hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
.
Quote from: chriskelvinQuote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesif hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
Sorry Chris, but Hitler was an art student. And he sucked
ass
You can really call anyone a "student"... He tried to get into art schools and was rejected by everyone.
Quote from: punchdrunk23.Quote from: chriskelvinQuote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesif hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
According to my information, Hitler was not an art student. He just painted some crappy post cards.
Besides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
Sorry Chris, but Hitler was an art student. And he sucked ass
Are you sure? Am I mistaken again? Hm, I will have to check my harddisk...
I will look that up...
And I certainly don't want to defend him. But no one should make a connection between him and Europe. He was the contrary of everything what the European idea stands for, in my opinion.
http://www.worldhistory.com/hitler.htm
"1907 Hitler went to Vienna to be an art student. He failed the entrance exam to the Academy of Fine Arts twice."
:shock:
Hold on a sec, I need to stuff my foot in my mouth.......
Quote from: chriskelvinBesides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
wow, ur the most easily offended person since Silver Bullet.
let's see hitler was born in europe, so he was european. he was trash, so he's eurotrash. and most german techno music sucks, and there are still lotsa skinheads around, and who can forget shizer porn.
every continent has bad shit, ur in severe denial of ur saintly land being scarred by past and present evils.
Du
Du hast
Du hast niche
Greatest lyrics ever.
what the hell is a niche?
Quote from: cecil b. dementedwhat the hell is a niche?
a place, employment, status, or activity for which a person or thing is best fitted
But don't worry... I meant to type nicht
mich
du hast mich
That's what they are saying in that song?
That just totaly ruins it!
Quote from: FooThat's what they are saying in that song?
That just totaly ruins it!
um, the "m" sound is pretty noticeable...
Quote from: FooThat's what they are saying in that song?
That just totaly ruins it!
not if you know that hes singing about his girlfriend who said "no" to him when he proposed.
Quote from: Pedro the Wombat
um, the "m" sound is pretty noticeable...
Perhaps... If you had listened to the song more than once.
Quote from: cecil b. demented
not if you know that hes singing about his girlfriend who said "no" to him when he proposed.
Probably because of his weak lyrics. She probably left him for Mr. Popenheimer. Now that guy has got skills.
Was ist, daß? Das ist ein roter Apfel.
Was ist, daß? Das ist eine Kuh.
Lyrical genius.
my sophisticated tastes are offended by the banner on the top left. just because we dont have a foreign films forum, do we have to make light of it? i mean, thats discrimination. and its not funny. couldnt we just say something like
XIXAX: for the average-pulp-fiction-lovin joe.
or maybe just
XIXAX: no foreigners!
i dont know. but the way it says we have something and then revokes it, bothers me.
I don't know about the current banner, but one thing is certain:
We must have Hitler's head on somebody.
sphinx, get out your photoshop gloves
Here are some pictures to work from:
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(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rumbumkin.freeservers.com%2Fhitler.jpg&hash=123a65cec3f25c7a2334991a1fce765a8cd1329d)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.100nocao.blogger.com.br%2Fhitler.jpg&hash=81c66dab68d8bb4771128123ed5a9f9b0e794955)
Quote from: themodernage02i dont know. but the way it says we have something and then revokes it, bothers me.
hahaha, you guys just wait until tomorrow. i'm challenging myself to create a more offensive banner for each day
Quote from: Jeremy Blackmansphinx, get out your photoshop gloves
just thinking about it idly, i would have said hat, but gloves is actually much more appropriate. i think hat works for mspaint.
so saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesso saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::
I adore your cynicism. You're so cool.
Quote from: chriskelvinQuote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesso saying euro trashy offends you....... :: starts to learn how to say " suck my dick" in every known europian language::
You're so cool.
I know, and you really should see my hair
i will tell you what i said to my good friend sigur when i met him,
this was my take on euro trash
"i take it you never heard a turkish guy and a macedonian guy use the expression " DISCO DISCO PLAY SOME PUFF DADDY BABY"
sooooooooooo euro trashy "
Quote from: PQuote from: chriskelvinBesides, do me a favor and don't use the expression "euro trashy".
wow, ur the most easily offended person since Silver Bullet.
let's see hitler was born in europe, so he was european. he was trash, so he's eurotrash. and most german techno music sucks, and there are still lotsa skinheads around, and who can forget shizer porn.
every continent has bad shit, ur in severe denial of ur saintly land being scarred by past and present evils.
I referred to the expression "euro trashy" as being commonly used by non-Europeans, no let's say by Americans, in order to show their contempt for the old continent. Yes, that
really offends me. That's called xenophobia, which we Europeans have experienced a lot in hundreds of years. And yes, Europe is scarred by past evils. But scars are constant reminders of things you shouldn't repeat. As for our present evils, I think we have no more problems than the rest of the Western world . Additionally, I would like to inform you that there are not "lotsa skinheads" around here. On the contrary.
europe gave us the oasis brothers and simon from american idol and geri from the spice girls, so you guys can be cool when you are not so uptight
Yeah... whatever...
Eurotrash... some people just deserve that title.
There are Hicks in America... that doesn't mean that all American's are Hicks or Hillbillies.
And there are plenty of skinheads everywhere. In America too.
By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough? Because dude, that's just offensive.
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.film.warka.pl%2Fimages%2Fnorton%2Fnorton.jpg&hash=a9d8647908aae44812698bc07cb9de48c60eba45)
You want to fuck with what my brothers are saying?
This reminds me of Celebrity, when that rabbi says "the skinheads ate all the bagels..."
Hehehe. Woody is funny.
Quote from: RegularKarateYeah... whatever...
By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough? Because dude, that's just offensive.
Now that is funny , that and cecils post about knocking a guy out and stuffing a dick in his mouth to take a picture
i feel almost proud :: tears well up::
Quote from: RegularKarateYeah... whatever...
Eurotrash... some people just deserve that title.
There are Hicks in America... that doesn't mean that all American's are Hicks or Hillbillies.
And there are plenty of skinheads everywhere. In America too.
By saying there aren't a lot of skinheads are you implying that there aren't enough? Because dude, that's just offensive.
Dear Sir,
thou hadst insulted me gravely. I hereby demand immediate satisfaction.
Only thy blood shall let my enraged soul come to rest and put an end to my agony.
In tyrannos!
I just wanted to say I heartily approve of the new forum banner. It's no "we no likey Hitler," but it'll do. :yabbse-thumbup:
yeah, but you should have seen the OLD one...
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.fortunecity.com%2Fthemodernage%2Fhit.jpg&hash=7d04287324ee01d295dab2a01718719bc93710bc)
...I just peed my pants.
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Quote from: themodernage02yeah, but you should have seen the OLD one...
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im speachless , this is beyond fucking funny , dear lord
Wow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.
(https://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/0-dates.jpg)
Quote from: FernandoWow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.
Thank you. :yabbse-grin:
Hopefully everyone knows it's a reference to this (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=3853&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45).
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: FernandoWow, that's a kick ass banner, great job to whoever did it.
Thank you. :yabbse-grin:
Hopefully everyone knows it's a reference to this (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=3853&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45).
Ah, I should've known... there's a restrained, wise eloquence to it that could only be the work of Blackman.
It's a good thing there are perfect people like JB to point out the films for others. Otherwise, how would we know on which night the terribly wrong and evil characters are?
Hardy-har-har
The similarities between Tom Cruise (top left) and Jack Nicholson (top right) are quite startling today.
Same eyebrows.
Same five o'clock shadow
Same greasy hair over the forehead
Quote from: Find Your MagaliThe similarities between Tom Cruise (top left) and Jack Nicholson (top right) are quite startling today.
Same eyebrows.
Same five o'clock shadow
Same greasy hair over the forehead
...same feral look in the eye... Frank T.J. Mackey in "Seduce and Destroy" mode is almost scarier, because it's not like he even has a haunted hotel to blame his carnivorous blather on...
I love the one we have now. What a coincidence! I just recieved the advance UK Quad poster of Kill Bill today and the banner just changed today as well.
Quote from: SydneyI love the one we have now. What a coincidence! I just recieved the advance UK Quad poster of Kill Bill today and the banner just changed today as well.
Dont' start that quads thing again...
:lol:
Go on and move with it if you need to...
The current one is my favorite !
yeah, I was gonna say, kudos to whoever did it up
it gave a nice chuckle!!
"We forgot our mantra?" Uh, where is that from?
Annie Hall, Ono. :)
Haha, wow, I've seen that movie like three or four times. Can't believe I forgot that. Thanks.
..this questions concerns the upper right caroselling banner....
what is the film that shows the two people (i think one has a gun..not sure though) in the view of looking at the negatives of pictures......
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Quote from: NEON MERCURYwhat is the film that shows the two people (i think one has a gun..not sure though) in the view of looking at the negatives of pictures......
(https://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/517.jpg) :?:
i dunno... anybody?
Quote from: picolas(https://xixax.com/templates/xixmac/images/xixpix/517.jpg) :?:
i dunno... anybody?
i always thought it was Point Blank. then i thought it wasn't.
case closed.
It's from "Alphaville."
case closed.
Quote from: PawbloeIt's from "Alphaville."
thanks....
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I don't know where you got it, but it's great. (XIX "Puffed Flakes")
I'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.
I'm so hurt. Deeply.
start a thread about that.
Quote from: XIXAXI'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.
I'm so hurt. Deeply.
Were you offended by the Jacki Lynn one, as well?
I could never be offended by sweet little Jacki.
mmmmmm....... Jacki.........
Quote from: XIXAXI'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.
I'm so hurt. Deeply.
It wasn't me. I thought it was you. :idea:
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: XIXAXI'm offended. It's obviously a fat joke aimed at me and my flaky personality.
I'm so hurt. Deeply.
It wasn't me. I thought it was you. :idea:
I always thoght that emoticon was a shocked cyclops because I never used it and never thought about it too much.
I just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous. Is it from anything?
Quote from: GloriaI just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous. Is it from anything?
Blue Velvet?
american bueaty stole that shot from blue velvet.
Quote from: SlobhQuote from: GloriaI just wanted to say that the new picture at the top is gorgeous. Is it from anything?
Blue Velvet?
i think you're correct
Quote from: Pedro the WombatQuote from: SlobhBlue Velvet?
i think you're correct
Confirmed.
......it's baaaacckk!!!!!!!!!!!
And I love it.
The most wonderful time of the year, and all that.
Storytelling rules.
My monitor is too dark (yes, the bright and contrast are up all the way) so I can't see what it is
help :!: :?: :idea:
Quote from: SlogMy monitor is too dark (yes, the bright and contrast are up all the way) so I can't see what it is
help :!: :?: :idea:
Watch the
storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...
ahhhhhhh yes
Quote from: 82Watch the storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...
qt: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fineline/storytelling.html
whoever can tell me what music is playing in that trailer gets a pat on the back. i'll pay for the shipping.
Where can I get my eyes on this amazing movie!?
And when!
chris
A TV screen? :?
Quote from: picolasQuote from: 82Watch the storytelling (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250081/) trailer...
qt: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fineline/storytelling.html
whoever can tell me what music is playing in that trailer gets a pat on the back. i'll pay for the shipping.
I assume belle and sebastian...
It's great to see a Todd Solondz movie as a banner for the site!
who's that now? The Station Agent?
The guy looks a bit like Peter Dinklage.
I don't think so, but if it is...who the fuck is she? Shouldn't this guy get as many hot chicks as he wants?
Patricia Clarkson trying to out-ugly Charlize Theron for the oscar?
Quote from: themodernage02Patricia Clarkson trying to out-ugly Charlize Theron for the oscar?
:-D
Crap, I didn't know she's Vera in Dogville...what an eye-opener.
Actually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).
But now that you mention it, it does look like Dinklage.
Looking for someone ugly?
UglyPeople.com (http://www.uglypeople.com) is the obvious choice...
Quote from: XIXAXActually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).
But now that you mention it, it does look like Dinklage.
I clicked the link and cringed hoping it wasn't a ploy to trick me into seeing Goatse. My respect has gone up for you Xixax.
(You're probably wondering why I clicked on it if I thought it was Goatse. So am I.)
Quote from: XIXAXActually, I did a Google Image Search for the phrase "ugly people" and found this and thought it was a hilarious picture (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mindrape.org/caffeine/images/ugly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mindrape.org/caffeine/rants/hell_is_other_people.html&h=194&w=363&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN&frame=small).
Haha.. "Hell is other people" -- Sartre reference for the theatre buffs.
Quote from: Walrus, KooKookajoobI clicked the link and cringed hoping it wasn't a ploy to trick me into seeing Goatse.
Damn, I wish I would have thought of that! I haven't busted JB's balls with Goatse in at least 24 hours!
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From what movie or magazine is this one from?
the British Fight Club
Quote from: kotteFrom what movie or magazine is this one from?
It's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal I think (I can't remember my own banners).
Quote from: The Gold BlackmanQuote from: kotteFrom what movie or magazine is this one from?
It's from a fake magazine cover seen in Full Frontal.
aha! :-D
Quote from: The Gold BlackmanIt's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.
Quote from: Find Your MacGuffaliQuote from: The Gold BlackmanIt's from a fake Dating Game sequence, in Full Frontal Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.
Quote from: kotteaha! :-D
Wow, I guess I didn't even make that banner. :shock:
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanWow, I guess I didn't even make that banner. :shock:
oops, i did. didnt see the question till now.
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanWow, I guess I didn't even make that banner. :shock:
haha do u find that all ur shoes are missing in the morning?
Quote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesif hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
...hahahahaah!!!!!!!!...........
Neon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?
Quote from: CinephileNeon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?
....lets keep it PG-13...eh?......;)
i just thought it funny....REALLY.... funny.....
sometimes the stuff he used to post bordered on genius.....
....sorry.... :(
Quote from: CinephileNeon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?
Wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Quote from: NEON MERCURYQuote from: AlguienEstolamiPantalonesif hitler has taught us anything, its this
german art students with bad facial hair should not be trusted
so next time your walking around your local college town and you see this euro trashy all black wearing goth guy named klauss who blasts techno music from his car, do me a favor and kick him in the nuts for me and for ann frank
you just may, help stop a future holacaust !!! and if not for the holacaust you should just kick him in the nuts for playing the techno music
...hahahahaah!!!!!!!!...........
Yeah, seriously, even all the Pants-haters must admit, that's fucking hilarious!!
Quote from: Walrus, KooKookajoobQuote from: CinephileNeon. Was there ANY purpose in quoting something Pantalones said from over SIX MONTHS AGO just so you can laugh at it? Really, Neon. Was there any fucking purpose whatsoever?
Wow someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Well when I laugh at a dead joke from 6 months ago from a guy who was banned long ago then by all means, freak the fuck out on me. I deserve it.
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dude kinda looks like a skinny lead singer from the Aquabats.
Quote from: CinephileWell when I laugh at a dead joke from 6 months ago from a guy who was banned long ago then by all means, freak the fuck out on me. I deserve it.
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Either that was an inside joke I missed or you just copied GDIDM's joke.
group hug.
remember when my beautiful face was on the top left corner?
::sob sob::
good times...
good times...
Quote from: God Damn Im Da Mangood times...
fo sho, creamed my pants constantly.
We've had some great ones in our first year.
Sphinx's head on Halle Berry's body accepting the oscar
"We'd rather catch herpes than pay $8.50 to see a movie that sucks"
"We don't much care for Hitler"
Hidden goatse
Sweet, sweet Jackie Lynn
Soldiers Xixaxing from their desert tents
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Good times, indeed.
Quote from: Xaxix
Sphinx's head on Halle Berry's body accepting the oscar
"We'd rather catch herpes than pay $8.50 to see a movie that sucks"
"We don't much care for Hitler"
Hidden goatse
Sweet, sweet Jackie Lynn
Soldiers Xixaxing from their desert tents
[/list:u]
Those were pretty much all your banners, if I'm not mistaken. :roll:
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: Xaxix
Sphinx's head on Halle Berry's body accepting the oscar
"We'd rather catch herpes than pay $8.50 to see a movie that sucks"
"We don't much care for Hitler"
Hidden goatse
Sweet, sweet Jackie Lynn
Soldiers Xixaxing from their desert tents
[/list:u]
Those were pretty much all your banners, if I'm not mistaken. :roll:
So is there any question why they're the best, then?
:-D
Actually, Hitler was someone else's. Still.
Quote from: XaxixActually, Hitler was someone else's.
Sphinx's, I'm pretty sure.
And I have to admit that the Halle Berry was a classic haunting image.
i liked the Gigli one with the PDL line, and then the Freddy Vs Jason one with the PDL line.
i think my favorite was the tom cruise "we're not here for the ****ing nachos." it always made me chuckle.
I always thought For The Christmas was pure class.
The Hitler one was great, too.
Quote from: Pi liked the Gigli one with the PDL line, and then the Freddy Vs Jason one with the PDL line.
may i please see those ?
confidential. filed away at the xixax office.
Quote from: mogwaiconfidential. filed away at the xixax office.
i ain't buying that. i smell conspiracy.
..that is the best banner yet......press return
.....
What movie is this banner from? It reminds me of the last scene in The Man Who Wasn't There.
Quote from: SydneyWhat movie is this banner from? .
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28769876754698547698769753769876756987100760767576.............
ha, neon is so good when it comes to explaining things.
anyways, i do remember these banners:
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and this recent one:
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Is this really necessary?
"We think the Holocaust is a tragedy?"
hehehe
"Communists Don't Watch Movies"
and
"World Peace Looks Better in 35mm"
are fuckin' classic.
Cheers to whoever's responsible.
Quote from: SoNowThenhehehe
"Communists Don't Watch Movies"
and
"World Peace Looks Better in 35mm"
are fuckin' classic.
Cheers to whoever's responsible.
lol
I've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
Of all arts, cinema is the most important for us.
-Lenin
It's called a joke, guys. Look into it.
other examples of a joke would be:
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Quote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?
Quote from: Duck SauceQuote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?
I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?
Quote from: godardianQuote from: Duck SauceQuote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?
I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does
having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?
only when its always whiney.
dont twist things too much, you might get knots
Quote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
Quote from: godardianI found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny
It's actually my banner, so hopefully that changes the context... :shock: ...
Quote from: Duck SauceQuote from: godardianQuote from: Duck SauceQuote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
do you really have to be so sensitive about everything?
I didn't realize that an untiring capacity for critical thought and analysis was equivalent to being oversensitive... but I'm definitely not going to stop thinking. I found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny- does
having an opinion mean I'm oversensitive, too?
only when its always whiney.
dont twist things too much, you might get knots
:?: Some people find anything that challenges their opinion to be "whiney," which is a complete (and likely purposeful, judging from the source) mischaracterization of the tone of my posts. I guess if opinions contradicting yours force you to get small and stoop to name-calling, that's your business; it only reflects poorly on you.
I figured so, and that it was probably something to do with the Presidents thread talk of yesterday, and I found it very witty!!
EDIT -- haha, "open mouth, insert foot" is great, too.
May I propose: Too much posting can make you a bad filmmaker.
Or some such variation on my bizarre thread...
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: godardianI've actually found that the Communists I've known watch wayyy more movies than, say, the Christians (with the Christian Communists falling somewhere in between), but, um, I don't think I'll be submitting a banner saying "Christians don't watch movies."
That Communist banner should only run with a cap from an Eisenstein film, or something from Bertolucci or late Godard. Now that would be funny!
Quote from: godardianI found the celebrated joke lame and unfunny
It's actually my banner, so hopefully that changes the context... :shock: ...
That is surprising, but... I definitely don't find it nearly so clever as some of the banners that have been popping up. The problem iwith banners is that there
is no context... it can only say what it says, and it would have to be meticulously worded for any irony to come through. Anyway, I'm not saying to remove it or anything remotely like that- some people were exploding with "LOL"s and I saw fit to give my opinion. That is all.
Quote from: godardianI definitely don't find it nearly so clever as some of the banners that have been popping up. The problem iwith banners is that there is no context... it can only say what it says, and it would have to be meticulously worded for any irony to come through.
I definitely agree.
But starting now, let's just all assume that anything offensive up there is ironic.
I think the "Open Mouth Insert Foot" banner up there sums up this little spat quite nicely. :-D
I love the Criterion/crack one. I'm wondering, though, if some of them are too old-timer-centric and would be really confusing or even off-putting to anyone new/unfamiliar with the personalities here. The God Damn Im da Man joke is funny, but only if you've gone through and read his posts and have been familiar with him and his pants-creaming thing for a while.
In jokes are the best jokes because they make you feel more important than the people who don't get them.
MacGuffin and themodernage02 should get credit for lots of these banners... I personally think the Honda one is brilliant.
What about: 'Say monkey and you'll be banned.'
Feel free to change whatever you like or not.
Quote from: SoNowThenIn jokes are the best jokes because they make you feel more important than the people who don't get them.
Exactly! :-D
And, they give people incentive/reason to stick around.
EDIT: "From Movie Lover to Movie Snob in Six Months." Ain't it the truth. Hehe.
Check yo nuts if dey still works
WHAT A BLAST FROM THE PAST :yabbse-shocked: :shock: :turn-l: :halfrobot: :!:
how 'bout: "we bitch-slapped that sassy ape from planets of the apes with a banana, cinema -verite style "
According to the current info, Xixax has a more stable financial future than I do :?
Quote from: NEON MERCURYhow 'bout: "we bitch-slapped that sassy ape from planets of the apes with a banana, cinema -verite style "
not long enuff.
how bout:
"Life is an inevitable chain of losses since we are born. We lose the womb, our mothers, and we lose our childhood, and we lose our innocence, and we lose our friends in school, and we lose our dreams, and our faith, and we lose our parents, and sometimes our jobs, and we lose our hair, and our health and in the end, our life. But how do you confront that? How do you return to life again? You learn something about yourself. And that's the dignity of being human" ..that might only work with the "how u like dem apples" good will hunting pic.
i love "Now only 93% sarcasm".
How about: "We're not going to stop until you wise up."
Eh?
also: has anyone else noticed that occasionally the movie image will match up hilariously with the phrase next to it? every once in a while ill get something that really cracks me up.
"Even The Gold Trumpet Approves"
"Over 1000 members, and only 20 girls kissed between them"
Quote from: SHAFTR"Even The Gold Trumpet Approves"
The caption for a
Die Hard banner?
Nerd Network
"We'd like to think we're pretty food."
Instead of pretty good, like in PDL
criterion is out crack....
yeah.
"Harry Knowles can't touch this"
and
"Sounds like 'sex acts' for a reason"
before i thought "Chances are you're looking at Klaus Kinski right now." would've been good. but doesnt really apply anymore.
How about:
Chances are, Klaus Kinski is looking at YOU right now
How about:
Klaus Kinski is worth ALL of Xixax's banner space.....
Klaus Kinski was GREAT in Out of Africa
Quote from: themodernage02before i thought "Chances are you're looking at Klaus Kinski right now." would've been good. but doesnt really apply anymore.
I only removed a couple, but it seems to make a difference.
"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"
or some variation
Quote from: slice"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"
or some variation
"We also welcome inspiring actors and actresses" maybe?
I'm not very good at this...
"vaGINa!!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Quote from: slice"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"
or some variation
what did she say again?
Quote from: Duck SauceQuote from: slice"we love inspiring actress jacki lynn"
or some variation
what did she say again?
"'spread my soul's secret".....is that what you mean by what did she say?
she said pta was a soul shaker, and something about spreading.
"we welcome soul shakers, inspiring actresses"
"It's called Sydney"
Quote from: SHAFTR"It's called Sydney"
Haha, nice one. :yabbse-thumbup:
"Shia LaBeouf Chat
Tuesdays at 7 p.m."
"Please ask us about the frogs"
"You better know how to search"/ or "Know your search function"
to whoever did the "suck a fuck" one, cheers!!
I suggested something like that in the t-shirts thread, and I got the looney tunes cricket silence. I figured no one got it...
"We use fullscreen DVDs as coasters."
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
"Due for another board blowup on April 17th."
Quote from: SoNowThento whoever did the "suck a fuck" one, cheers!
8)
Quote from: Withnail"Please ask us about the frogs"
Quote from: Find Your Magali"Shia LaBeouf Chat
Tuesdays at 7 p.m."
Quote from: Raikus"Due for another board blowup on April 17th."
sumone get on these quick.
Patience!
Everybody comes up with all these masterpieces right after I do an update.
"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"
"Focus you eyes on the revolving reel to your left. Focus. You're getting sleepy. Feel your social life drift away."
"Yes, that avatar is my (...)"
Quote from: Withnail"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"
Is it OK to like The Gold Trumpet?
Quote from: Zigur RózQuote from: Withnail"The Gold Trumpet says: It's OK to like Die Hard"
Is it OK to like The Gold Trumpet?
Doubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetDoubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.
Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....
Quote from: Zigur RózQuote from: The Gold TrumpetDoubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.
Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....
Sorry if you took it the wrong way GT. Respect you in every possible way, and enjoy pretty much everything you write, even if I don't always agree with you. I consider my poke harmless fun, sorry if you didn't, though I realize your third person critique of yourself might be a little sarcastic.
Anyway, some new considerations:
"No, that's not Mark Wahlbergs penis. It's ours"
"Someday, one of us will reinvent the reel"
Quote from: WithnailQuote from: Zigur RózQuote from: The Gold TrumpetDoubtful. Respect him sometimes, but quietly scold him all the time for his elitist attitude.
Nah, I love you! Despite your arrogant French attitude....
Sorry if you took it the wrong way GT. Respect you in every possible way, and enjoy pretty much everything you write, even if I don't always agree with you. I consider my poke harmless fun, sorry if you didn't, though I realize your third person critique of yourself might be a little sarcastic.
Sarcastic. I liked your idea. I also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something. "Director of Lame-ography" is boring now.
Quote from: The Gold TrumpetI also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something.
Why aren't you offended by my label? I mean you are French - you are arrogant.
And Die Hard is a great movie.
Quote from: Zigur RózQuote from: The Gold TrumpetI also like sigur's label of my "arrogant French attitude." That should be under my name, like "French Elitist" or something.
Why aren't you offended by my label? I mean you are French - you are arrogant.
The only problem I could have with your label is with the French part, but I thought they had some of the best movies of last year so I can't complain. Now, if you said "Hollywood Elitist", I may have some problems.
see brad @ the sea shore.
anita bonghit, please report to the front desk
Use lotion.
We don't know if PTA posts here.
Minority Report does NOT suck hairballs!
Give us your money!
It's the choice of a new generation.
We were in the shit.
We don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.
Quote from: ewardWe don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.
:lol: That's a great one
Quote from: WithnailQuote from: ewardWe don't like the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen.
:lol: That's a great one
Eh, it's rather stating the obvious. Not too funny to me.
I like this one more:
Quote from: ewardWe were in the shit.
Simple, and representative of a movie most of us at least appreciate. Except for GT. :-D
If you've thought it, chances are there's already a thread about it.
'this is way too long to fit on a banner'
how about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"
Quote from: NEON MERCURYhow about: "we love to shove reeses pieces in ET's rectum-cinematically speaking of course"
I love good ass jokes as much as any crude guy does.
But that's really not even remotely funny.
you are so so wrong
Neon, that's fucking great!!!
'What else are you gonna do at work?'
Quote from: SoNowThenyou are so so wrong
Neon, that's fucking great!!!
yeah but it worked triple for you cuz you hate spielberg......but i gotta admit, i thought it was pretty damn funny too :lol:
'We accept you one of us.'
'Don't drop the soap!'
We're not wrong. We're just assholes.
Quote from: Slick Shoes'Don't drop the soap!'
That needs to be up there, ASAP!!
"Home of the semi-annual Circle Jerk'
XIXAX.COM
Torn between Glitter and Gigli.
the new idle chatter tagline is fuggin classic!!!!!!!!!
Pretty stupid but...
Lost in Conversation
I like that one!
How about: For the mentally superior, and the socially challenged.
If anyone already wrote something similar to this, sorry...
How about "We're here for the canoodling," or something to that effect?
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaHow about "We're here for the canoodling," or something to that effect?
If anything, "Canoodling like it's nobody's business."
Haha, this place is turning into one neverending episode of Seinfeld.
Quote from: OnomatopoeiaHaha, this place is turning into one neverending episode of Seinfeld.
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topsecretrecipes.com%2Fimages%2FSoupnazi.jpg&hash=37c0d933914dbc4755d5d4e57a5606bf864f6a7e)
"NO XIXAX FOR YOU!"
"We have secret pudding"
"The reason you skipped work today"
I had no clue that some of my fellow xixaxers came up with those quotes. I love them. When I first joined I kept refreshing the page so I could read them all. My favorite one is "World Peace Looks Better in 35mm" That one rules. Sometimes I even use it as my away message for aim. shhh.
Are you excepting more? Stupid ones that came to my stupid brain:
"Tell your mom that I said hi" 8)
"Before you come in, show some ID"
"Not to worry we here at xixax are always right"
"Movie goers that save ticket stubs"
"Pobody's Nerfect in Australia."
This is not Nam there are rules!
Quote from: Sigur RósThis is not Nam there are rules!
YES!!!
"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"
Quote from: Tictacbk"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"
That would've been good 5 weeks ago.
Quote from: CinephileQuote from: Tictacbk"We'd like to thank everybody in New Zealand"
That would've been good 5 weeks ago.
Correction: 5 weeks ago we wanted to thank everybody in New Zealand
More addictive than nicotine
You brought yo bitch to Xixax?
xixax: the people: of xixax; the people have: xixax: the people; have not the grasp the concept of: xixax; the word: xixax; the idea: xixax; the entity: xixax; the: xixax;
:nono:
too complicated
Catchy though...
This is like our church, alright.
Xixax.com
Filling veins with digital crack since 2003.
I think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter. Anything else would be redundant.
Criterion is our very tasty ice cream.
"Judging actresses on how hot they are"
Quote from: Ravi"Judging actresses on how hot they are"
You can put that one here:
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=4841&start=90
Updated, finally. (I take responsibility for the severe cheesiness.)
nerd network
Yay, puns!
Love all the new ones, even though they are horribly cheesy. Or is that xixeesy?
Quote from: OnomatopitaI think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter. Anything else would be redundant.
You're redundant.
Oh, snap.
Quote from: OnomatopitaYay, puns!
did you get that from last night's SNL? hilarious.
Quote from: RaikusQuote from: OnomatopitaI think the drug references are a bit played out by now, what with the Criterion banner, and the PTA line on Idle Chatter. Anything else would be redundant.
You're redundant.
Oh, snap.
I can't tell whether that was a zing or a burn.
And on that note, there needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien. Hey, if we can have a banner about Letterman and Leno, why not?
For Conesy, how about "Keep Cool, My Babies?" Plzkthx.
Quote from: El DuderinoQuote from: OnomatopitaYay, puns!
did you get that from last night's SNL? hilarious.
No, I got it from an SNL earlier this season which, as a pleasant coincidence (i.e. one of the funniest episodes of SNL in ages) reran last night. ;) Christina Aguilera has surprisingly good comic ability.
Gotta say, though, the "Xixtinguish Your Passions" banner? Not really good, considering the nature of the site.
Quote from: Onomatopitathere needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien.
(https://xixax.com/header_words/conankilborn.jpg)
Ah, that is one I didn't see. Excellent. But...
Quote from: OnomatopitaFor Conesy, how about "Keep Cool, My Babies?" Plzkthx.
One Conan joke is enough, I think.
We already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.
Quote from: 50 CentiphileWe already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.
And I shall smite thee with them forever more! :twisted:
"Xixax: Smiting slogans, one at a time."
Quote from: 50 CentiphileOne Conan joke is enough, I think.
We already have a slew of "verb (blank), one (blank) at a time" marquees.
Yeah, so we should probably lose the Conan/Kilborn one, eh?
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: Onomatopitathere needs to be something about SNL, Tina Fey-lovin', and the greatness of Conan O'Brien.
(https://xixax.com/header_words/conankilborn.jpg)
Hahahahahaha, I hadn't noticed that one before....
classic!!
I just saw the one: This is not 'nam, there are rules
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :-D
Quote from: ThrindleI just saw the one: This is not 'nam, there are rules
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :-D
hehe yeah, I can't believe no one thought about it before.
this was supposed to say "Creating Radiohead fans, One Nickelback fan at a time"
Quote from: Jeremy BlackmanQuote from: Ravi"Judging actresses on how hot they are"
You can put that one here:
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=4841&start=90
Nah, I'm sure people talked about Mary Pickford and Clara Bow being bangable.
The new idle chatter tagline is tops, as usual.
But this:
"Creating Almodovar fans one Scorsese fan at a time"
Well, I guess it would be funny if it wasn't a rib on me... :)
But still, it seems to insinuate that Scorsese is not amazing, which is just plain evil...
"We discourage unprotected Xixax"
I LOVE IT! still laughing... yet again
hahaha "Surprising Non-catholic" thats a good one.
How about "Owned"?
this board's a pimp and playa and you know it's cause the hair
A few suggestions..
You Got Served!
Ever Heard Of p.t. Anderson?
I think the hair should be done once a week or something
Mentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol
Quote from: Pas RapportMentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol
New banner right there.
Quote from: Pas RapportMentally superior and socially retarded or something made me lol
:-D Yay! I finally made someone laugh!!!!!!
Some suggestions:
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Delaying my screenplay
(Bruce Willis doesn't know he's dead)
We liked Smoochy
More addictive than Tellytubbies
Sans fin
So good we're gonna kill the chef
Put the bunny back in the box
Our lives are in you hands and you have butterfingers?
xixax is very food
The Mark Borchardt sympathizers
The original Solaris is best
Anyone know what P.T.Anderson's next film is about?
There's something in the water
Prepare to lose an afternoon
Film geek heaven
We pity the fool who doesn't like Xixax
Just wait 'till the black bars are on the side of the screen, dumbass
Auteurs-in-waiting
Lucas was a genius
Most of them are crap, but I think there's some good ones there? Huh?
xixax - now in 4:3 for your pleasure.
The only way we can save ourselves now is to start firebombing
Bresson, Burger King and Everything In Between
cut it out
ha, thats good, man
Xixax:
where only the 400 blows.
All Hail Ratner
xixax - so much ingratitude after all the times it's saved our lives
Ratner never saved my life.
that was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)
The place to take stuff too seriously
Redirecting you now
We want to take our DVDs with us when we die
So easy to hate it,
So hard to stop reading it.
Quote from: ewardthat was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)
i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.
"Where cinephiles go to die", or "Secret cinephile burialground".
We could just put random film quotes there.
"Stop playing that gaddamn piano."
Quote from: picolasQuote from: ewardthat was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)
i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.
HA!
"We gather to worship the one true God--Kubrick--and yes, we are accepting donations"
or something; eh, i'm not very good at this...
We're gonna need a bigger thread.
xixax will find a way.
a place to make dinosaurs. female dinosaurs.
where Slater & Zach go after The Max.
Quote from: ewardQuote from: picolasQuote from: ewardthat was a suggestion for the marquee......had nothing to do with ratner (it's a take on a line from the good the bad and the ugly)
i was being clever and connecting two seemingly unconnected posts. way to change the original post so it made no sense.
HA!
Ha
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...
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.....
......
.......
HA.
A place for ramblers to get into canoodling and other ludic trivia.
a place
a female place
"We like films where nothing happens."
"We give thumbs up to plots and multi-dimensional characters."
You should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.
we like tangents
Quote from: SleuthYou should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.
You should post that in, well, y'know ... the actual thread.
How 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."
Quote from: MacGuffinHow 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."
Nah!
"We will fuck your eye socket."
Quote from: MacGuffinHow 'bout: "We don't update the marquee anymore."
:oops:
I assure you we are open!
Quote from: In the "The Fountain" thread MacGuffinSame story I posted on the previous page that the discussion above is about. Strengthening my theory, as with Saw, the Seinfeld DVDs and other double postings, Felonious doesn't actually read xixax.
So how about:
"Posting: It works both ways" or "The world does not revolve around your submit button"
Can't it be updated soon? I've kinda laughed off the fun of the old ones...
New suggestion:
Quote from: CinephileWe all need a place to vent.
Quote from: Withnail & GarfunkelCan't it be updated soon? I've kinda laughed off the fun of the old ones...
New suggestion:
Quote from: CinephileWe all need a place to vent.
There's already one that says: A Place To Vent.
Holy shit that was the one up there when I read that :shock:
Freak coincidences aside, I really knew that, and it was kinda my intention. Really not a good joke at all.
But how about: We don't update the marquee anymore?
I finally updated the marquee rotation with 10 new ones. We could use even more, though... I promise I'll update right away.
edit: updated with 10 more [secret admin] submissions.
"paypal ain't my pal"
"ignorance is bliss"
"ask mogwai"
"check yo nuts if dey still works"
"the edit button loves it when you click it"
Oops.
So is Bethie like our unofficial mascot or something?
And another thought, though probably a bit too late. "If you like it we hate it" made me think of "If you break it you fix it/buy it."
where the girls are old navy hot (and old navy easy)!
"No, you won't make it neither"
"Pretentious... in a good way!"
"Helping smoking quit since two days ago."
Quote from: wantautopia?So is Bethie like our unofficial mascot or something?
No. Sorry about that. I didn't have any part in that...well besides the fact that it's my name. First time I saw it up there, I laughed, but now I find it :oops: :roll: . I don't deserve any more attention than anyone else here.
So yeah, you guys can take it down from there.
well at least u were cool the first time u saw it.
down it goes..
"We like to blame Asperger's for The Lost World"
"Not a burger for tree-huggers"
Carry On My Wayward Poster
"Stefen" 8)
How about "We laugh at those who agree"
New additions are the best yet. I like the Asperger's, the smoking, the edit button, and the "you should post that in the actual thread."
And "Stefen" -- that pretty much says it all.
How about "*checks watch* ... (nope, still not funny)?"
Quote from: wantautopia?How about "*checks watch* ... (nope, still not funny)?"
(https://xixax.com/header_words/checkswatchnope.jpg)
Helping Stefen quit smoking since three days ago is the best one.
"A home for drunken poets"
Quote from: classical gas"A home for drunken poets"
"we detest msn poets"
"ich bin ein xixaxer"
"abundant full house fandom for strange, strange reasons."
"
Quote from: Bethielike all you guys have the same list
"
cut. it. out.
"Because www.XXX.com was taken"
B****E
"Surprisingly apolitical, unless you're a republican."
"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"
"In Heaven Xixax everything is fine."
Quote from: wantautopia?"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"
XOXO :yabbse-thumbup:
Also, "More Harlin, Less [Martin] Scorsese"
latin for "1110a10".
"Define pretentious."
"Smoke if you got 'em."
"Don't you mean Steel Magnolias?"
boner.
big boner.
Quote from: ewardboner.
big boner.
terrible.
"Eward: How bout boner?
Pubrick: terrible.
Eward: big boner?
Pubrick:..."
Better than Curb Your Enthusiasm
In your dreams baby!
Needs Saltines
"What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?"
"Official Zissou red hats sold here."
"(matching speedo not included)"
"Converting full screen enthusiasts into widescreen enthusiasts one visual defense at a time"
"Our parents didn't hug us enough."
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone."Eward: How bout boner?
Pubrick: terrible.
Eward: big boner?
Pubrick:..."
:lol:
Quote from: wantautopia?"SiliasRuby 'n' Meatball 2gether 4ever"
I saw that on a tree that was in a forest in my head...mmmm. :lol:
It's P.WS.A not PTA.
Feminists need not apply.
Sucking Amazon.com's bandwidth like an $2 Asian hooker
- The 2nd Act is Weak (sorry, couldn't resist)
- Nothing can kill The Grimace
- Tever Duuks
- Your script sucks
"Bruce Lee 'n' Elvis 2gether 4ever XoXo"
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we're funner drunk
We know Regular Karate.
The Gold Trumpet is angry with us.
?!
OMG! My 1000th post!
OMG! My 1000th post!
OMG! MacGuffin's 10,000th post!
Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.
This thread is meaningless now. No, I mean that.. not as a marquee idea.. but I just think this thread is pointless.
i like coming back to it now and again.
THREAD REBALANCED
Quote from: Stefen"Judy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs".
souinds good to me.
make it happen guys... :yabbse-thumbup:
I saw one that said "Where assholes are like opinions, full of shit." Shouldn't the assholes and opinions be... switched? Or are our opinions always full of shit and our assholes are occasionally full of such?
Yeah that's been bugging me
Quote from: Sidewalrus, KookookajoobI saw one that said "Where assholes are like opinions, full of shit." Shouldn't the assholes and opinions be... switched? Or are our opinions always full of shit and our assholes are occasionally full of such?
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.Yeah that's been bugging me
You guys know about this thread, right?
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6852
It's assholes in the person sense, not the anal kind.
EDIT: Actually, this above line would look good on a marquee too.
Looks like the joke's on us, Walrus.
And Mac, you've reminded me. I would love for this to be on the marquee"
"Rectum? Damn near kill 'em!"
I don't know why, but I think that's hilarious.
Is there nothing Mac can't do?
Quote from: Sidewalrus, KookookajoobIs there nothing Mac can't do?
Only three things...
I can't have babies (in the giving birth sense).
I can't cry on command.
I can't leave xixax.
Quote from: MacGuffinQuote from: Sidewalrus, KookookajoobIs there nothing Mac can't do?
Only three things...
I can't have babies (in the giving birth sense).
I can't cry on command.
I can't leave xixax.
I think if you could do those things, they'd happen in that order, though.
"the best anti-semitic lesbian meatloaf recipes on the net!"
don't ask where that came from.
Quote from: StefenJudy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.
I'll make you a book of all of my sexy avatars.
Quote from: HedwigQuote from: StefenJudy Garland actually had some pretty nice boobs.
I'll make you a book of all of my sexy avatars.
You might as well. I'm always jacking them anyway. (no freud)
I'll take Xixax for $100, Alex.
crickets
'
Quote from: Withnail & GarfunkelLet's not spend any more time on this.
'
Remove my marquee, thanks.
is this forums description a reference to this post (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=166883#166883)
Quote from: 03is this forums description a reference to this post (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?p=166883#166883)
More to what Buck says in the donut shop, I imagine. That post prolly reminded them of it. Last year we had the Buck scene, him looking at the donuts, as one of the banners.
Sideways
Killing You Softly
Tomato, Tomoto. Zy-Zacks, Sick-Sacks.
http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=2294&start=435
(I'm not redirecting anyone, I think that should go on the marquee as a redirecting reference.)
Conan or Kilborn?
Featured in Zagat's
Uninspired hackwork
Brett Ratner Retrospective Tonight
We like Paul Anderson.
Quote from: Walrus, KookookajoobWe like Paul Anderson.
We like Paul
W.S. Anderson.
Now with asses in your cock.
Quote from: RaviQuote from: Walrus, KookookajoobWe like Paul Anderson.
We like Paul W.S. Anderson.
:beatmetoit: :yabbse-thumbup:
we meet godard, we piss godard off
"One-sentence reviewing perfected"
Quote from: Walrus, KookookajoobOMG! My 1000th post!
We stalk French New Wave directors
How bout we buy brettratner.com and redirect it here? After that we could put up: brettratner.com. Seriously, it would be worth it.
Quote from: WithnailHow bout we buy brettratner.com
My fansite is down?
"French filmmakers despise us, Icelandic singers love us"
or
"We stalk Godard, Bjork stalks us."
or
nevermind....
We watch Family Matters in syndication
"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"
In light of the love-fest between mutinyco and pete on that thread.
Quote from: hacksparrow"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"
In light of the love-fest between mutinyco and pete on that thread.
how bout Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing Friggin' Idiots Together Since 2004
dude it totally wasn't a love-fest, you frigging idiot.
Quote from: petedude it totally wasn't a love-fest, you frigging idiot.
Here, let me help you with that.
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=sarcasm
lemme help you with SOMETHING ELSE, PAL
http://Iwaswaymoresarcasticthanyou.you.freaking.idiot.com/andyou.fell.for.it.html
Quote from: petelemme help you with SOMETHING ELSE, PAL
Next time, can you help me with something NTSC?
only queers do 60 interlaced half frames per second with 525 lines. QUEERO. You'll never see Queer Eyes for a Dude at 25 frames per second.
And on that note... I re-submit:
Quote from: hacksparrow"Napoleon Dynamite - Bringing People Together Since 2004"
"Home of future Oscar snubs"
"We'll make you an offer you can't refuse" or simply "An offer you can't refuse"
What about: "You really should refuse this offer"
The Life Filmatic With Steve Xixax
*smacks forehead repeatedly*
(https://xixax.com/header_words/lifefilmatic.jpg)
is that the quickest a new poster has ever gotten a custom rank? (and an original marquee to boot).
He must know an 'insider'
...
*stares at generic rank* :cry:
Quote from: Gamblor not so gone.He must know an 'insider'
...
*stares at generic rank* :cry:
Or he is an insider.
or must have a vagina.
Gene Wilder has a vagina? :(
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that was very sensitive.
It touched me.
she likes bauhaus. :yabbse-thumbup:
Did a search, couldn't find it in any thread, so I figured I could go for it...
"We're quietly judging you."
More as events warrant.
More like "We're not so quietly judging you." Seems fitting.
"We respect the cock"? :saywhat:
Quote from: wantautopia?Gene Wilder has a vagina? :(
that has to go on the marquee.
Quote from: SlimepuppyDid a search, couldn't find it in any thread, so I figured I could go for it...
"We're quietly judging you."
Quote from: RaikusMore like "We're not so quietly judging you." Seems fitting.
Quote from: Slimepuppy"We respect the cock"? :saywhat:
How 'bout: "We are SO over PTA... until his next film."
True, PTA is so few years ago.
Paul W.S. Anderson on the other hand...
Xixax.com: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
How about clever wit about the flicker films of Paul Sharits?
Or the experimental works of Brakhage.
"We know what Dog Star Man is about."
"Mothlight is mainstream."
"We liked Brakhage before he sold out."
"We sat through N.O.T.H.I.N.G."
Eh, I'm tired and procrastinating.
"I've seen the original."
Quote from: SlimepuppyXixax.com: Your mother sucks cocks in hell.
This is truly brilliant.
And then there was XIXAX
XIXAX- No stars, just talent.
We can eat fifty eggs
XIXAX- all we do is snort coke and talk
The only people who've seen Million Dollar Baby.
A LIST forum
xixax.com
banners? we don't need no stinking banners!
xixax.com
If you want our autobiographies, baby just ask us.
We're not drinking any fuckin' merlot
Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.
Surrender Dorothy!
is that a reference
to http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0032138
or http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0088680
or http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0140587
I choose A, 'cause the other two were no doubt references to that.
I watched After Hours last night
Napoleon Dynamite/Closer Rocks No It Doesn't
OMFG sitizen cain wuz soooo boring LOL
Now accepting film lovers who haven't seen Magnolia.
Quote from: MyxomatosisNow accepting film lovers who haven't seen Magnolia.
but we're not though.
in the butt
XIXAX.COM
It's better than Goofy Golf!
"http://www.xixax.com/search.php"
"reDirected by Xixax"
we dig diversity.
check out our best-of lists.
jajaja
neineinei
ich bin ein grosses kartoffel.
Better Than Sex (not that we'd know)
Better luck next year Scorsese
Better than snacks.
whassis?
Suing MGM
Where fanatical fans place fanatical votes for best movie of the year
Suggesting Unfunny Phrases for this Marquee since 2004.
We're all about nuance.
Quote from: ono mo cuishleSuggesting Unfunny Phrases for this Marquee since 2004.
This is a keeper, everyone.
From a comment in the "banners" thread:
Quote from: sickfinsdon't squish the pictures
2LB
We get it already, you like Paul Thomas Anderson
Sensitive Horny Guys (see the third post here (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6777&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120))
Quote from: RaviSensitive Horny Guys (see the third post here (http://xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=6777&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=120))
:yabbse-thumbup:
2LB
bitch about it
part of the problem since 2001
it's easy to criticise - fun too
well along life's downward slope
who can turn the world on with a smile?
withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy
I'm not gunna be the only one not to reference PTA so how about;
the battle of the bush is being won by team xixax[/b]
note to marquee suggestees: it needs to fit on the marquee.
mehico from england loses.
they were 5 seperate suggetions
we need corrective oral surgery
we talk in riddles and rub-a-dub
This doesn't fit the marquee.
Oh, the P stood for Pubrick?
We like PTA's stubble
I Wanna Rock
http://www.xixax.com/viewtopic.php?t=7232
Inspired/ripped off from Silver Bullet:
"Godard despises the press (and SoNowThen)"
thanks everyone, the marquee is now filled with nonstop hilarity for the next 32 years..
(https://xixax.com/header_words/03poisoned.jpg)
Singer's Got Milk
03 Poisoned Singer's Milk
The 80s Sucked
respecting the dead by misspelling their names and putting their most mediocre quotes in our signatures
dude how did you get so bitter?
"vincent gallo made one kickass movie and one suckdick movie"
Quote from: rustinglass"vincent gallo made one kickass movie and one suckdick movie"
Is that different movies?
"03 drank poisoned milk"
:oops:
that's what i said
edit* no need to be embarrassed i was just making a joke. urs was good too.
Ah man, I got drunk and posted some xixax sexual harrasment. :cry: I apologize.
"Did you see Red Dragon? Did you see that? And you saw Family Man, which is totally different, a very emotional story. Then, you have two giant comedies. What are they thinking? This is a great filmmaker. Do you know how much experience this guy has? Let alone his new Jessica Simpson video? This guy knows what he's doing. ... Brett Ratner came onto this thing and from the get-go, you felt experience."
all of that
Too big I think, but actually this part is truly hilarious and might fit.
Quote from: cronopio"Let alone his new Jessica Simpson video? This guy knows what he's doing!
"Like NAMBLA for cinephiles"
A related tangent:
"Leading the fight to decriminalize cinephilia"
polksblues the cinephiliac bump ho bumps
Serving 5 to 10 for Stefenaphilia.
this thread was locked for a long time.
yet sumhow not long enuff.
Well, for the love of god, man... lock it up before I kill again.... I obviously have no restraint whatsoever.
"it won't get you laid but it might get you fired"
"you're never too drunk for xixax"
"pronounced "xixax" "
"not funny"
"^^ lol"
LOL2000!!!
*czech swatch*
"your uterus is gay"
ok i think we've amassed enuff hilarity for a few more months.
thanks all. PM me if u think u hav one worth unlocking the thread for.
thread is open again. you know how it goes, too many "your uterus is gay" (one is too many) type of posts and it's locked again.
also, posting 10 mediocre suggestions in a row won't make any one of them any better.
"Come in. It's okay, we're fixed. Come in."
Or some such variation on that Boogie Nights scene.
"Mostly harmless"
edit: "Mostly harmless... mostly."
i'm loving the new batch. :yabbse-thumbup: :yabbse-thumbup:
"We don't get sarcasm."
In honor of Darren McGavin:
"You've always been jealous of our lamp."
i actually like mine:
"crash: minorities suck just as much as white people do"
:yabbse-wink:
Maybe one for the Gervais podcasts:
If Newton said that, you'd think
"Hm, that's interesting."
i dunno, i don't do one liners. oooh, how about that one: "We don't do one-liners." Hm maybe not.
"It Goes There."
No? C'mon, no ones ever accidently watched Degrassi before?
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616
Quote from: Ravi on February 28, 2006, 12:12:13 AM
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616
my tuesdays do suck. i'm crapping out a paper right now for an 8:30am Tuesday class that i could teach. woulda put it in the tuesday thread, but...
Quote from: Ravi on February 28, 2006, 12:12:13 AM
"Our Tuesdays and Thursdays suck"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8123.msg218616#msg218616
that's how you do it.
"Film, Music, Television, Grilled Cheese."
Quote from: pyramid machine on February 26, 2006, 10:12:31 PM
i actually like mine:
"crash: minorities suck just as much as white people do"
:yabbse-wink:
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060219/COMMENTARY/60217001
"Crash: minor Dickens"
Quote from: Tictacbk on March 01, 2006, 09:35:02 AM
"Film, Music, Television, Grilled Cheese."
I would go with:
"Amazing grilled cheese recipes inside"
xixax.com - Doesn't it just make you do the clench?
Quote from: JimmyGator on March 03, 2006, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: polkablues on March 03, 2006, 06:55:53 PM
Exactly.
Quote from: JimmyGator on March 03, 2006, 06:55:27 PM
Exactly.
Quote from: Hedwig on March 01, 2006, 03:48:30 PM
Exactly.
"Exactly."
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"Excellent. D'oh!"
"Loaded to the brim with sexual allegory."
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8494.msg219148#msg219148
- "dated" doesn't cut it.
- helping you lose the job you got to make your life better.
- introduce yourself
- Not a homework hotline, knob.
"Because nobody remembers 1999 like we do"
That's a classic.
one of my favorite things about this site is how the marquee quotes sometimes work very well with the banner images. rather than starting a new thread, i've decided to put some of the ones i've saved here.
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(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb133%2Freinholdmessner%2Fingmar.jpg&hash=2e60d4de2b25f6b2be063d0e8b4f2de1315a3601)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb133%2Freinholdmessner%2Fworldpeace.jpg&hash=195a5b7a3a7013d2b824970034ecee7cd89e28ad)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb133%2Freinholdmessner%2F03milk.jpg&hash=22d3c2ad799cd4dd41a705cfc260d3e049a2d3b9)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb133%2Freinholdmessner%2FPicture3.png&hash=983367844eab806110a13a0c28951b88ae53d9e2)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi18.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb133%2Freinholdmessner%2FPicture2.png&hash=1a1b48ec3ca4c117eddc87bdada50d5d5016afb1)
and, quasi-related:
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(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence1.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence2.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence3.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence4.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence5.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence6.jpg)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence7.jpg)
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on March 08, 2006, 08:44:39 PM
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/coincidence2.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Brokeback to Future..that is the funniest thing ever :bravo: :yabbse-grin: :yabbse-grin:
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"Hire us for your next bar mitzvah."
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
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Quote from: Walrus on March 12, 2006, 12:41:20 PM
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
Priceless :bravo:
We have "please do not feed the admins." What about "won't you please feed the admins?"
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(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg132.imageshack.us%2Fimg132%2F3690%2Fban34ze.jpg&hash=99b6a721717c33ab913ca5deaa4cb1ebea5716de)
(https://xixax.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg99.imageshack.us%2Fimg99%2F2889%2Fwebleedintechnicolor7xd.png&hash=2713d346fcbac3d9103ce711c21d03b3b991ae3f)
found another one
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I also really like "We have secret pudding"
Quote from: Thrindle on March 12, 2006, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: Walrus on March 12, 2006, 12:41:20 PM
"I didn't read your post, but here's what I think..."
Priceless :bravo:
Haha, "Posting, it works both ways".
Xixax patty-whack give a dog a bone.
That's what it makes me think of.
"Really became Xixax after we got our Godard into our Sirk."
"Play it as it lays"
also:
"A safe pick for the heffalumps"
"It's no one's business but ours"
-or-
"Don't make me quit you"
Quote from: Raikus on March 16, 2006, 03:27:31 PM
"Don't make me quit you"
There is a "You wish you could quit us."
Also, I just saw one that read "Where the writing is better yet also worst than Traffic". Is this an inside joke I'm missing, a typo, or both?
Quote from: Walrus on March 16, 2006, 04:45:26 PM
Quote from: Raikus on March 16, 2006, 03:27:31 PM
"Don't make me quit you"
There is a "You wish you could quit us."
Also, I just saw one that read "Where the writing is better yet also worst than Traffic". Is this an inside joke I'm missing, a typo, or both?
Inside joke (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=8124.msg213424#msg213424) about a typo.
"we don't give a shit about fish."
Quote from: ©brad on March 17, 2006, 03:51:47 PM
"we don't give a shit about fish."
in that case, i'd just go with "fuck fish."
that works too.
Quote from: Xidentity Crixax on March 17, 2006, 04:33:50 PM
in that case, i'd just go with "fuck fish."
Or
It's pronounced "fuck fish."
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
(I just used "OMG"...that shows how serious I am. I HATE those little internet whatever-you-call-ems)
I just saw Han shooting Greedo on the marquee, and it made my day. I warned everyone when I first got here that I would freak out and post when I saw stuff like that. Just so everyone knows....
I was trying to think of a banner, and i decided that it would be funny if there was a ron howard one, something like
Xixax: Check The Directors Chair For Ron Howard, He doesn't get his own Forum. Or something along those lines, i'm not clever
enough to come up with one...If it was up to me it would say
Xixax: Fuck Ron Howard <-------------That's as clever as i get.
you guys can take a break from this thread now.
Xixax: I think that's why it was locked in the first place.
a little dated but...
"Modage gives it ten skulls"
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i sense thread lockage in the near future.
before that, i guess i'll post these marginally amusing ones:
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but what i really came here to do was post these:
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XIXAX: "I think Hedwig's Thrindle ate it outside Walrus"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=3829.msg221268#msg221268
A non-in-joke one:
The Xix Sense
"inside jokes with total strangers"
"... and you thought crack was addictive"
"SHOELACES?!"
"Herzog took a bullet for us!"
Quote from: Ravi on April 04, 2006, 01:56:37 PM
You got us pegged pretty quickly, but seriously, what Pubrick said.
i know it's too long for one as-is, but a reference to it would be cool.
"you had us pegged pretty quickly." or "but seriously, what pubrick said" ... which is just like the real one, except cut in half.
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=2440.msg222894#msg222894
"We're pop-culture cunts."
I don't think you're allowed to say "cunt" on the internet.
"pop culture cunt...try music lovers"
>crash.
Some of my favorte Sloganizer (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/) sigs...
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/1.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/2.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/3.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/4.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/5.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/6.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/7.png)
Not sure whose this was (maybe Cinephile's) but I enjoyed it:
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/death.png)
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:
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and its little-seen film adaptation:
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Quote from: godardian on April 18, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:
nope, it comes from anne proulx's vitriolic rant against Crash's oscar win and Brokeback's oscar loss.
Quote from: Hedwig on April 18, 2006, 04:16:04 PM
Quote from: godardian on April 18, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
I'm assuming "Play it as it Lays" comes from a line of PTA dialogue, but I never see it without thinking of:
nope, it comes from anne proulx's vitriolic rant against Crash's oscar win and Brokeback's oscar loss.
Along with "A safe pick for the heffalumps", which is one of my favorites.
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on April 18, 2006, 12:33:53 PM
Some of my favorte Sloganizer (http://www.sloganizer.net/en/) sigs...
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/1.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/2.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/3.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/4.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/5.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/6.png)
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/7.png)
Not sure whose this was (maybe Cinephile's) but I enjoyed it:
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/context/death.png)
aw, no love for the balzac? you of all people..
"We lost our virginity on Easter Sunday."
Quote from: Pubrick on April 18, 2006, 08:06:09 PMaw, no love for the balzac? you of all people..
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/balzac.jpg)
Also:
(https://xixax.com/files/jb/deathisa.jpg)
Quote from: Pubrick on May 09, 2006, 06:42:15 AM
yeah, anyone can of do it. i of did it last week. herzog of does it in his sleep.
Xixax.com: A necessary stepping stone towards industrialization.
You want a toe? We can get you a toe
xixax.com: an excess of x's
X's: an excess of apostrophes
Quote from: Pubrick on October 04, 2006, 11:55:50 PM
X's: an excess of apostrophes
but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.
What? You would write "Ecksiz"?
edit: Wait, you meant that there's an excess of apostrophes at Xixax? didn't yo'u ?'
"how do you poise for that?"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=9239.msg233438#msg233438
Quote from: RegularKarate on October 05, 2006, 01:06:35 AM
but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.
What? You would write "Ecksiz"?
Xs
X is the thing, and S is the word-final morpheme that makes a thing plural. apostrophe denotes ownership or partial abbreviation. it is not a plural marker. same mistake is made commonly with numbers. 90s -- that's how you write the nineties. not 90's. the confusion there is that an apostrophe is needed before the number, '90s, cos you are abbreviating "19". but anyway, that was the joke.
Quote from: wikipediaIn the US, it is generally accepted to use apostrophes to show plurals of single lower-case letters, such as mind your p's and q's. However, this is far from universally accepted practice, and instead of writing "ps and qs" which may look slightly confusing, many editors recommend "Ps and Qs" or "Ps and Qs."
Quote from: Pubrick on October 05, 2006, 02:11:45 AM
Quote from: RegularKarate on October 05, 2006, 01:06:35 AM
but that's the grammatically correct way to write that.
What? You would write "Ecksiz"?
Xs
X is the thing, and S is the word-final morpheme that makes a thing plural. apostrophe denotes ownership or partial abbreviation. it is not a plural marker. same mistake is made commonly with numbers. 90s -- that's how you write the nineties. not 90's. the confusion there is that an apostrophe is needed before the number, '90s, cos you are abbreviating "19". but anyway, that was the joke.
Pubrick's grammar tip of the week was brought to you by The Balzac Foundation.
Crazy, cuz originally that's how I wrote it: Xs but :
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So I tried to Googlizinate it and found that's how most people were writing it (didn't hit Wikipedia though, shoulda).
I know, I know, it's spell check, not grammar check.
"This is why you get spit in your movies"
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=5470.msg234051#msg234051
Fantastic.
i guess we can nix the "ingmar bergman still not dead" marquee that just popped up. :(
since i'm here,
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in vaguely related non-news, i did catch myself describing a film as "okay to good-ish good" the other day to someone.
"We've got Godard in the Death Pool"
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i was thinking that the marquee might benefit from a few more movie line related messages.
off the top of my head,
"knows what a whore does"
"can get you a toe"
"knows it was you. you broke our heart"
"must really have something against kittens."
"must really have something against changing their signature."
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"Ingmar Bergman - Still Not Dead."
"Walrus - I Still Don't Get It"
pretty funny night on xixax.
I was merely illustrating that the old marquee is now invalid, because I'm pretty sure we've had that one for a while, far before Bergman passed.
"When Derision Meets Faith"
"XIXAX and the curse of the crystal phantom yabbse smiley "
"don't tase us, bro"
"we don't post here anymore"
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^iraq in fragments
that's pushing it.
i keep seeing excellent ones so i started collecting a few..
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kubrick would be spinning in his BED.. with laughter:
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story of our lives:
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telling it like it is:
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personal fave:
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Quote from: Pubrick on December 06, 2007, 05:23:00 AM
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haha.
I love this one that I saw the other day:
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wow that is too good.
winner.
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YEHS
would be even better with the ECU of her eyes. or if we had a cap of her dancing.
A few I thought were pretty good:
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Quote from: Pubrick on December 06, 2007, 05:23:00 AM
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I got that exact same one :shock:
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Just got a freaky close up of Tom Cruise with the caption "This is nothing but give me your phone." Was awesome. Foolishly I clicked off the page before remembering to capture it.
Quote from: Lucid on February 03, 2008, 11:24:38 PMI was almost frightened to refresh for message of violence #3.
It might have been:
Quote from: Bethie on February 04, 2008, 12:27:08 AMi also got hit in the face and my nose bled.
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"One after 9999"
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"We hate CGI gophers"
I kept on refreshing until I got what I wanted, 3 times.
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:bravo:
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and the one that actually got me to upload these:
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Anyone wanting to make us new film stills banners (TWBB; Dark Knight; Quantum; etc. See the Now Showing forum for more ideas), feel free to do so.
I wish I could, but my PS skills are awful. Just last night I tried making a fake album cover to bump that fake album cover thread but I fell flat on my face.
I would fully support someone else doing them.
Seriously. Anyone who wants to make banners, go ahead.
i had a lot of new caps that were just waiting for me to resize and drop them into the template (i use capsfor my screen saver) but i didn't get around to it before my computer died. i won't be able to make new banners until i buy a new mac in january-april (depending on when the new mac pros are released)
Home to manic dvd collectors with OCD.
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Quote from: Pozer on June 06, 2008, 04:00:10 PM
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what is this from?
Loves of a Blonde
thanks, looks good
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something along the lines of "we're going to see antichrist and we're fucking terrified." but, yknow. better.
"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"
Quote from: SiliasRuby on August 19, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"
speak for yourself :)
that is a sad tagline man if that is the case we should shut it down.
Just a depressing joke...take no offense.
We wish we were still young. And we're only 25.
I turn 25 in november
Quote from: Pas Rap on August 19, 2009, 09:37:59 PM
We wish we were still young. And we're only 25.
haha that's a pretty good one!
Quote from: SiliasRuby on August 19, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
"Populated by people who have no one to love and more importantly no one to fuck"
silias, this is just not true at all. we all have each other to love! :love:
"We Want Our Movies Depressing, Our Music Indie, and our TV shows Geeky"
"Film Talk For Cinephiles And Those Who Make Movies"
"Xixax - Film Talk's Cyber Crawlspace"
I have no idea why I came up with that.
GT is becoming one of my favorite posters on here... I don't care if he hates everything the rest of us love. He's intelligent, informative, and has the balls to say it no matter how it sounds... The latter last of those is the reason why he's like Bill O'Reilly. But I despise Bill O'Reilly and I'm starting to love GT....Awwwww....
On another note I'm feeling much more positively about the world and my enviorment lately. Starting to love myself again...."ewww you're sick Silias"
Quote from: SiliasRuby on September 16, 2009, 01:52:54 AM
"ewww you're sick Silias"
was that your marque proposition?
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.
Quote from: bigideas on September 16, 2009, 11:22:38 AM
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.
That 'cause it was on Turner yesterday?
Quote from: Pas Rap on September 16, 2009, 07:15:27 AM
Quote from: SiliasRuby on September 16, 2009, 01:52:54 AM
"ewww you're sick Silias"
was that your marque proposition?
It was both a suggestion and what I thought one of you might say.
Quote from: MacGuffin on September 16, 2009, 11:27:05 AM
Quote from: bigideas on September 16, 2009, 11:22:38 AM
a picture of the dead man's feet in The Trouble With Harry would be great.
That 'cause it was on Turner yesterday?
yep, i saw it on TCM last night. incredible film.
the one frame with the Beaver is pretty cool. i might like the socks with the red tips more though.
btw - i'm beginning to the The Man Who Knew Too Much is in the public domain - i think that might be the most played Hitch on TCM.
Xixax - We Even Have A Thread Wherein Which We Discuss What The Randomized Marquee May Once Say
Or even better:
Xixax - Not The Caption Thread
new additions so far this year.
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How to Train Your What? (http://xixax.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=a42435dc9a16f93f899d354403ef4cf2&topic=11136.msg291148#new)
Quote from: Ravi on April 29, 2010, 07:12:23 PM
How to Train Your What? (http://xixax.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=a42435dc9a16f93f899d354403ef4cf2&topic=11136.msg291148#new)
hahah good one
"You mean, you've NEVER seen a film by Gloder Van Vorkenson?!"
"No, we haven't seen that movie, but we've read the book."
Quote from: The Perineum Falcon on April 30, 2010, 08:32:10 AM
"You mean, you've NEVER seen a film by Gloder Van Vorkenson?!"
YES! or a variation of it. i've been trying to think of a good short statement..
something like "the only place where Gloder Van Vorkenson is overrated" or "Gloder Van Vorkenson > PTA"
Quote from: Pas on April 30, 2010, 11:48:36 AM
Who the fuck is he? :shock:
Oh shit ok I remember hahaa
yeah, that van vorkenson line is pretty funny, and hilarious pas didn't remember haha
recently, i love this one but it's too long, maybe as a tag line of was anderson's forum?
"wes needs to get his head out of his baguette-eating, pinky-raising, rose-smelling BUTT"
Gloder Van Vorkenson is a fucking hack.
Y'all have been quotable lately.
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Quote from: RegularKarate on May 06, 2010, 10:33:03 AMThe only thing that was "bad Movie" worthy about this was the fake search engine they used called "Gigablast" that looked like it was designed by 1999.
Xixax.com: Designed by 1999
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"We blame Aspergers for The Lost World" << that's the only one I don't get.
I could probably figure it out in a google search but I don't feel like it
Those i dont like are the puns. My favoritEs are my quotes
You had me, then you lost me.
Hahaha just saw that crazy Elvis painting how long has it been there?! Too funny
Haven't added new marquees in months, but there's been so much hilarity today that I made a couple:
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If there's anything good from the last few months that people wanted marquee'd and we didn't get around to it, let me know and I can make some more.
:yabbse-thumbup:
I like the Texas one.
I'm happy just to have finally contributed to something marqeeable.
:oops: It's hard out there for a newb. Although some are self-explanatory, I can't help but wish I knew the context of most marquees. Still hilarious, though! Any one care to share the story of the Gloder Van Vorkenson one? It just sounds like gold to me.
I wish you could just click on the ones that are too inside and have it all explained for you, but that's not fun, is it?
Quote from: DocSportello on February 12, 2012, 08:20:34 PMAny one care to share the story of the Gloder Van Vorkenson one? It just sounds like gold to me.
Found it:
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=11134.msg291072#msg291072
And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.
Not to dissuade you from reading the whole classic thread but here's the original post:
Quote from: Pas on April 28, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Maybe I turned off Boogie Nights halfway through but at least I just started the best thread of the year amirite :yabbse-thumbup:
Thanks Polka for the Shining comfort.
Jerome you got some pretty good classic stuff in there! No Peckinpah and Kurosawa is pretty evil.
also, really funny the people who go: ''look, really sorry... like, I don't want to say it but... I've never seen any film from Gloder Van Vorkenson... yikes!''
...... guys.........
fuck this is just unforgivable.......
ah shit I'm sorry ok I know I talked shit about these films and I know I pretended I saw them ok.
I've never finished a Quentin Tarantino movie. I started Jackie Brown I think. The rest I just talked about by reading IMDB. I just hate Tarantino ok!
So yeah... pretty awful I guess :yabbse-undecided:
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on February 12, 2012, 09:01:09 PM
And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.
I like how Google says, "Did you mean: Gloder Van
Vorgenson?"
Thanks, Google, but I'm pretty sure we know how it's spelled.
Quote from: Jeremy Blackman on February 12, 2012, 09:01:09 PM
Found it:
http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=11134.msg291072#msg291072
And incidentally, Xixax has the top Google result for Gloder Van Vorkenson.
Thanks JB
Quote from: polkablues on February 13, 2012, 12:31:20 AM
I like how Google says, "Did you mean: Gloder Van Vorgenson?"
Thanks, Google, but I'm pretty sure we know how it's spelled.
lol
Quote from: Pubrick on February 12, 2012, 10:47:22 PM
Not to dissuade you from reading the whole classic thread but
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Not at all. In fact I did read the entire thing cause I still needed a bit more context, and it was kind of everything you'd want in a thread. Funny, revealing, down right heated at times. And you guys didn't mention all the
other marquees that were born unto the thread: how to steal dvd's, gone with the wind, spaceballs.. a couple others? That was an awesome idea an Pas' part. But shit, Boogie shut off halfway? haha Damn.
Also, the more I read old threads and sorta come to recognize peoples' likes and dislikes/personalities etc., the more I realize, I'm starting to really like this place
ehh, you know what? I'm not even gonna bother with taking the screenshot, too much time and effort when all I need is a simple answer. So, assuming that one of you admins put the picture up, you must know what movie it's from, correct?
Here, I'll describe it:
A shadowy figure is in the foreground, holding a knife. In the background stands a scared, curly headed kid. They seem to be surrounded by lockers or something. The sun is shiny and desaturated outside.
for the longest time, this picture screamed Rob Zombie's Halloween to me. It reminded me of the scene when the Spy Kid gets his ass whooped after school, but that wasn't the grown up Michael who did it, and not with a knife.
( Plus, most of you guys hated that 'Halloween' so no way it's going up there. ) So, kindly tell me what movie this is so I can go out and rent it, thanks.
From your description, I would guess maybe Let the Right One In?
Wait, is it indoors or outdoors? If it's outdoors, I would guess Brick.
It's indoors, but it's in like an open air hallway, so both. I would guess Brick, Let the right one in wasn't that sunny. I'll check out Brick.
Brick sucks, watch the marquee instead.
The way it looked like a Rob Zombie film is what attracted me to it the most, but yeah, I'm taking a break from JGL ( watched 50-50 yesterday, ugh )
He's trolling. Brick is great.
well that very well may be but the JGL break is still in effect.
HE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
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This one is creepy. Because that girl is a child.
Now that The Master is nearing it would be nice if some of the old frequent contributors (Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again. Don't they realize I need to be entertained?
Quote from: Champion Souza on August 04, 2012, 12:34:26 PM
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This one is creepy. Because that girl is a child.
Now that The Master is nearing it would be nice if some of the old frequent contributors (Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again. Don't they realize I need to be entertained?
Imaging if the picture came from a Roman Polanski movie :).....
Stop, you guys. You're freaking me the fuck out.
Quote from: Champion Souza on August 04, 2012, 12:34:26 PM
(Pas, S.R., GT) started posting again. Don't they realize I need to be entertained?
What is "Like a conversation between me, god, xixax, and humanity" taken from? Because I want to read that conversation.
I'm comparatively new around here, and often find myself laughing at the text on the marquee. I've seen the thread to submit images; is the text all done by the anointed...? Curious.
Uploading is done by admins, on a when we get around to it basis. Feel free to post suggestions in this thread, if someone says something that would make a good marquee. For example, I'm definitely going to make one of this line from the Phantom Thread, er... thread:
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stately as fuck
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What is "Like a conversation between me, god, xixax, and humanity" taken from? Because I want to read that conversation.
I'm 99% sure it was from somebody's review of a Herzog movie, but I can't remember precisely off-hand.
EDIT: Found it. From the Grizzly Man thread (http://xixax.com/index.php?topic=7844.msg200650#msg200650).
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